Poll: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
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Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them
53 28%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them
124 66%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.
212 112%
Voters: 189.
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mayslash
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#1
A boat crashed, you and 2 other guys who are your age and a gay couple survived, so 3 on the island. 6 months go by and no hope of ever being rescued. Would you participate in sexual activities with them at any point (you get to decide what you want to do, or what they do to you)

Be serious and honest with you answer please.
ErikLensherr
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#3
No because I'd carve a vagina out of a coconut. And once a month I'd fill it with sand.
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Neo Evil11
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#8
I don't think a gay couple would have sex with me.
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#11
Hell yeah
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JohnnyGenzale
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#13
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ProphetToJables
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#14
So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...
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theogonia777
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#16
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So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...


Two really annoying asexual bigender MAABs that are both male about 70% of the time but when they are female they won't do anything to let you know but they will get mad at you for not knowing which gender they are at all times.
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ProphetToJables
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#17
Well that happens to be my fetish so....
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#18
I voted "yes" but...


...it really depends on what they're all like as people...
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#19
Quote by ProphetToJables
So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...


If they were gay women why would they be interested in you?
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Skynyrd890
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#20
I'm fine fapping for the rest of my life... they can have their morning rump in the hut without me.

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If they were gay women why would they be interested in you?

If they're gay men, why would I want anything to do with them?
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JenoUnion
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#24
Hmm... If I knew beyond all doubt that we wouldn't be rescued and we'd die there, then yes I would have sex with them. The only one thing makes me hesitate to do so is my boyfriend, but considering I'm gay anyway... If I was going to die alone and away from my partner, I think I'd at least make a bit easier with some summer lovin'.
ShameofaNation
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#25
You have a real obsession with gays, mayslash.

We accept you for who you are.

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#26
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I'm fine fapping for the rest of my life... they can have their morning rump in the hut without me.

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#27
Quote by loose bowels
If they were gay women why would they be interested in you?


Because all lesbians secretly want the penis.
Fact.
Also they forgot their dildos.
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adamgur96
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#28
Of course i would.

I'm gonna die anyway, why not have sex while you can?
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Obsceneairwaves
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#29
mayslash your ban didn't make you any less shit
It's over simplified, So what!

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JohnnyGenzale
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#30
are these the gay conjoined twins that Element mentioned? Maybe?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Obsceneairwaves
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#31
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
are these the gay conjoined twins that Element mentioned? Maybe?



element mentioned some sexy conjoined twins???


I didn't read through the thread just the op so I probably missed it


do you happen to know of the twins in question?
It's over simplified, So what!

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JohnnyGenzale
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#32
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
element mentioned some sexy conjoined twins???


I didn't read through the thread just the op so I probably missed it


do you happen to know of the twins in question?


I meant the other thread. Element talked about conjoined twins being conjoined by the top of the penii'.
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Obsceneairwaves
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#33
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
I meant the other thread. Element talked about conjoined twins being conjoined by the top of the penii'.






That sounds like the ultimate circle jerk



What would happen if one was masturbating, and then accidentally slipped over, and touched his twins!??
It's over simplified, So what!

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JohnnyGenzale
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#34
Quote by Obsceneairwaves



That sounds like the ultimate circle jerk



What would happen if one was masturbating, and then accidentally slipped over, and touched his twins!??


his brother woul get pregnant. with conjoined twins. who would conjoin with the father and the mother.
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Obsceneairwaves
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#35
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
his brother woul get pregnant. with conjoined twins. who would conjoin with the father and the mother.



dude we are taking incest to a-whole-nother level!


I can't wait till the get older
It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
JohnnyGenzale
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#36
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
dude we are taking incest to a-whole-nother lever!


I can't wait till the get older


taking family connections to a whole new level.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Iced Earth9
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#37
I'd kill them, burn their body and the smoke would warn passing airplanes that I'm alone stranded on an island.
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Todd Hart
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#39
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I'd kill them, burn their body and the smoke would warn passing airplanes that I'm alone stranded on an island.


Problem is that the smoke would be pink and glittery and the colour pink is very easily drowned out by blue.
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