Poll: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
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Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them
53 28%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them
124 66%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.
212 112%
Voters: 189.
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#42
I'd be propositioning for a threesome practically the second we got stranded
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#43
No, I would make my own gf out of things in the forest.

And the chances of me slaying and eating them if I was hungry just grew tenfold.
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#44
I'm assuming the couple are both the same sex as me.

I don't find other men attractive and I don't think that'll change. Also, they're a couple, so if I for whatever reason decide to **** one of them, the other would get defensive.

I haven't had sex for 21 years, and if I were malnourished on a desert island, it would probably not be a priority.
#45
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I haven't had sex for 21 years


what the flying ****?

Oh you're a virgin.
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#46
I'd probably wait for them to starve to death. I'd be one side of the island and never go to their side. If they came to my side, I'd beat the shit out of them and throw them back to their side.
#47
I'd just fap
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#48
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I'd probably wait for them to starve to death. I'd be one side of the island and never go to their side. If they came to my side, I'd beat the shit out of them and throw them back to their side.

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#49
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Hey, man...they're a couple. I won't even get pity jerked off and be able to pretend it's a woman. With that in mind, they're not crossing to my side.
#50
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Also, they're a couple, so if I for whatever reason decide to **** one of them, the other would get defensive.


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Hey, man...they're a couple. I won't even get pity jerked off and be able to pretend it's a woman.


It's like you've never even considered the possibility of a threesome with two other guys.
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#51
I'm bisexual, so i probably would out of desperation.
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#52
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I voted "yes" but...


...it really depends on what they're all like as people...


I can't stick my penis in personality.
#53
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It's like you've never even considered the possibility of a threesome with two other guys.

Nope. Never have. Never will.
#56
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Hey, man...they're a couple. I won't even get pity jerked off and be able to pretend it's a woman. With that in mind, they're not crossing to my side.

You assume they would even want to
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#57
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You assume they would even want to

Actually, I'm assuming that they'll be like, "He's not gay. Don't even bother." And I'll be like, "Yeah, thanks. It'd be really awkward if you did bother."

I am NOT into men. That's the bottom line.

Edit:
But the whole crossing over to my side thing, that's just me being an asshole. I wouldn't really do that. But, on the other hand, I wouldn't really be very social with them either, because I'd constantly feel like the 3rd wheel.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 26, 2013,
#59
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Actually, I'm assuming that they'll be like, "He's not gay. Don't even bother." And I'll be like, "Yeah, thanks. It'd be really awkward if you did bother."

I am NOT into men. That's the bottom line.

I'm not either, I just don't find it necessary to shun them to the other side of the island. Unless they're doing the do.
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#60
See my edit.


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Ew, imagine having sex with a sandy as*hole

If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 26, 2013,
#61
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See my edit.

If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.


That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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#62
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If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.

I actually would mind because i would have some sympathy for my girlfriend to not inadvertently shove sand up her ass.
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#63
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That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

What better way to express your love than by sodomizing your wife with a sandy dick on your honeymoon?
#64
eugghh i think i can't even look at them when they do those stuffs. Disgusting.
I'd rather find some goat.
#65
if the lesbians are willing, why the hell not?
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#66
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Anyway, no condoms or lube. So forget that.


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#67
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If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.

Tell me more.
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#69
Gross.


Unless the gay couple is Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling.


Otherwise gross.
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#70
What makes you think the gay couple wants to include a bunch of chubby neckbeards in their love making?
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#73
I don't think it would be an option for me, I'm not straight because I have the option to be straight, I'm straight because I do not find males to be attractive so I don't think I would ever do it.
#74
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A boat crashed, you and 2 other guys who are your age and a gay couple survived, so 3 on the island. 6 months go by and no hope of ever being rescued. Would you participate in sexual activities with them at any point (you get to decide what you want to do, or what they do to you)

Be serious and honest with you answer please.


Yes, if they let me.
#75
ahh yes the pit. where sodomy and survival skills are both equally as important
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#76
I dunno. 6 months probably wouldn't be enough for me to travel to the gay side.

Eventually... I still dunno. This is one of those things you can't answer until it happens, imo.

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What makes you think the gay couple wants to include a bunch of chubby neckbeards in their love making?

After 6 months everyone will have a beard, and most people will have lost weight. Look on the bright side. Also, fabulous tans.
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#77
Here's a vaguely related but equally hypothetical question:
If a gay guy offered to have sex with you, and no-one would ever know that you'd done it, would you do it just for the experience?
#78
The only thing that sounds less fun than gay sex, is sandy gay sex.
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#79
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Here's a vaguely related but equally hypothetical question:
If a gay guy offered to have sex with you, and no-one would ever know that you'd done it, would you do it just for the experience?

No.

1) It's gay, which is awkward for me, and

2) He "offered" it. That exceeds my awkward tolerance.
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