Poll: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
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View poll results: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them
53 28%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them
124 66%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.
212 112%
Voters: 189.
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#81
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After 6 months everyone will have a beard, and most people will have lost weight. Look on the bright side. Also, fabulous tans.


You're half-right

This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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#82
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You're half-right

Yet another reason why Lost is bad.


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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#83
Quote by mayslash
Be serious and honest with you answer please.

Nothing you say can be taken seriously.

And, well, you didn't say a gay MALE couple, so sure.

Edit: At least not in the poll. I might have missed it in the OP.
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 26, 2013,
#84
Quote by eGraham
Yet another reason why Lost is bad.



This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
Last edited by Zombee at Jan 26, 2013,
#85
Quote by Tsar66
it says '2 other guys' in the OP

& yeah i definitely would


Because "guys" automatically means cisgendered males.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#86
If it's two girls sure. If it's two guys then sure. I don't know if gay guys would want this though.
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#87
Quote by Acϵ♠
ahh yes the pit. where sodomy and survival skills are both equally as important

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it's like I make threads knowing they're gonna be shit but I make them anyway


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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#88
A gay as in male-male couple or female-female in order to be the same gender as me?

Probably.
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#91
Nah. Better believe I learned something from castaway. If I have to sex a soccer ball im sexing a soccer ball.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#92
Going six months without sex isn't enough to make a straight person suddenly gay. Especially when you are too busy surviving, fighting boars, and discovering buried hatches that send people through time.
What gives me wood:

Gibson Les Paul Custom
Ibanez S5470F
Ibanez RGD2127fx
Schecter Hellraiser C-7 FR
Axe FX II
Mackie HD1221
#93
I don't think i would ever want to engage in any "real gay stuff", but i wouldn't have any problem with a dude giving me a bj. Atleast not after a month or so.
#94
I don't think being capable in engaging in homosexual sexual activities is simply a choice. The mere sight of two men humping each other would turn me off, and prevent any boners. Which would probably mean that the only way I could have sex with them, is if I take it up the pooper. And to that I say no thank you.

But, I've never been in such a situation so I don't know how I'd react. But seeing as how I went from the age of 12 to the age of 17 without sex (just masturbation), I don't see why six months would turn me gay.
#95
Quote by ErikLensherr
Tell me more.

Well, I'd create my own water-based lube and...there we go...anal sex time...

Edit:
With my wife. (That's right; some of you motherfuckers didn't read the whole thread, did you?)
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 26, 2013,
#98
Question: would anyone's opinion change if at least one of the two guys (assuming that they're both male) had a vagina? This is assuming that you're a straight male. Otherwise just answer if they were not your preferred gender but had your preferred gender's characteristic genitals.

Quote by Tsar66
i've only ever heard it used to mean that :s


"Guys" has come to be somewhat gender neutral, and "gay" has as well. "Guys" also does not necessarily indicate any discrepancy between the gender a person identifies as and what they were assigned at birth, especially if they fall out of the gender binary.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Jan 26, 2013,
#100
Quote by theogonia777
Question: would anyone's opinion change if at least one of the two guys (assuming that they're both male) had a vagina? This is assuming that you're a straight male. Otherwise just answer if they were not your preferred gender but had your preferred gender's characteristic genitals.

Um...no, my opinion would NOT change. I'm attracted to women, not just vaginas. I want the whole package. 100% woman. That means, female hormones, breasts, vagina, female body type, etc.

I like women, because I find women attractive. It's just not a matter of their genitals.
#101
Forever? Like Forever forever?

That's hard, them being gay or not, that's hard, but, being stuck on a floating Sausage Fest' where having sex or not having sex, you'd still end up being the only single one around who at best could play group sex or have flings with different gay guys, 2 of them to be precise... So you're either having gay group sex or splitting up the happy couple... Or you could just smoke whatever's going and jack off all day if you still can.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#103
I would cry, go crazy and IDK how long living with out a mind would be but, I'd chance it.

Depending how big this island is, will depend on how many times 'Out My Mind Me' laps it.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 27, 2013,
#105
Quote by stratkat
I'd be raping them within 10 days.

You sound like me if I ever was a convict.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#106
Quote by theogonia777
Two really annoying asexual bigender MAABs that are both male about 70% of the time but when they are female they won't do anything to let you know but they will get mad at you for not knowing which gender they are at all times.

It's a good thing nobody will ever find their bodies, then.
#107
No. I would rather jerk off than but my dick in their smelly hasn't been washed in six months ass hole.
#108
Quote by mayslash
A boat crashed, you and 2 other guys who are your age and a gay couple survived, so 3 on the island. 6 months go by and no hope of ever being rescued. Would you participate in sexual activities with them at any point (you get to decide what you want to do, or what they do to you)

Be serious and honest with you answer please.


Y'know, just because they are a gay couple, that doesn't mean that they are promiscuous and have sex outside of their own personal relationship. What makes you think that they'd want a third person in their relationship?
#109
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Y'know, just because they are a gay couple, that doesn't mean that they are promiscuous and have sex outside of their own personal relationship. What makes you think that they'd want a third person in their relationship?

Stereotypes. A lot of threads are based on them.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#110
Quote by theogonia777
"Guys" has come to be somewhat gender neutral, and "gay" has as well. "Guys" also does not necessarily indicate any discrepancy between the gender a person identifies as and what they were assigned at birth, especially if they fall out of the gender binary.

considering the disgustingly heteronormative worldview implicit in the op, i highly doubt he meant anything other than two cis males.
#111
If it were only six months, I doubt I'd try anything.

If it was for the rest of my life, I would probably try once if they offered, and see if it was enjoyable enough to continue (might only be limited to BJ's though, I dunno)
#112
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Y'know, just because they are a gay couple, that doesn't mean that they are promiscuous and have sex outside of their own personal relationship. What makes you think that they'd want a third person in their relationship?

Wishful thinking.
#113
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Wishful thinking.
Empiricism. Monogamy falter at the hand of what I offer.
#114
I couldn't really say without having actually been on the island without any chicks/porn for that long. I gotta think that I'd eventually get tired of masturbating to coconuts.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#115
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
I gotta think that I'd eventually get tired of masturbating to coconuts.
And that's why god created fish.
#116
^ I'd love to make a vagina joke but I honestly think it'd be too easy.

Quote by lncognito
Empiricism. Monogamy falter at the hand of what I offer.

I'm not sure I follow.
#117
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
^ I'd love to make a vagina joke but I honestly think it'd be too easy.


Y'mean like mentioning that the wrong end of the mermaid is the human part? Yeah, it's far too easy.
#118
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
^ I'd love to make a vagina joke but I honestly think it'd be too easy.


I'm not sure I follow.

It was meant as my reply to the post quoted in your post. Now reread my post, imagining that the quoted post was that post and not your post, post-haste.
#119
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Y'mean like mentioning that the wrong end of the mermaid is the human part? Yeah, it's far too easy.



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It was meant as my reply to the post quoted in your post. Now reread my post, imagining that the quoted post was that post and not your post, post-haste.

My mind is blown at both the wit and the context.
#120
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
My mind is blown at both the wit and the context.
And now combine that post with my avatar, for a perfect imagery.

OT: Gamechanger: If you were stranded alone on an island for the rest of your life, would you have sex with a half-mermaid, half fish? (Any creature whose first half is that of the first half of a fish, and the second half is that of the second half of a mermaid)