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#1
I just read that only one member of Protest The Hero still has a foreskin. This really surprised me and got me thinking. And after some Googling and some thinking, I can;t help but think 'What...The...****...?'

Why? Why would anybody want to be circumcised or have their child circumcised?

How did this shit even start in the first place?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#2
Quote by guitarist41
How did this shit even start in the first place?



Religion and cleanliness.
It was my privilege
#4
Quote by StewieSwan
Religion and cleanliness.


How?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#5
There's medical benefits that relate to it being easier to clean.

But you can also just teach kids to wash themselves.

I mean....


OH YEAH BABY CUT MY DICK
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#6
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I'm circumcised for health reasons.

Also, this thread isn't in any way a dead horse being beaten.


How?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#7
Shitstorm a brewin'
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Please understand how little we as a community care
#8
Why would anybody give this much of a **** about penises?
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#9
Quote by guitarist41
How?


Because apparently people with foreskins don't wash.
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#10
Quote by guitarist41
How?
If not cleaned properly or regularly, bacteria builds up under the foreskin. No foreskin, no build up.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Quote by element4433


But you can also just teach kids to wash themselves.


This.

Holy ****, just wash your ****ing dick.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#12
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Shitstorm a brewin'

This. Seriously, Element, just close this thread now.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#13
Quote by guitarist41
How?



Are you, like, dumb or something? You can wash your junk regularly now, but 3000 years ago...let's just say they didn't have soap.
It was my privilege
#14
And God said "Let the **** be free, for its skin is a cell" - Jesus
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#15
Yes.

Quote by guitarist41
This.

Holy ****, just wash your ****ing dick.

No.
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#16
Quote by ryan_nadon
Why would anybody give this much of a **** about penises?


Sorry, man, but the whole idea of circumcision as being the norm blows my mind.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#17
Quote by guitarist41
This.

Holy ****, just wash your ****ing dick.

Anyone that has dealt with young kids would know that it's tough enough to get them to wash their hands after using the bathroom let alone wash under the skin of their dicks.

Quote by ryan_nadon
Why would anybody give this much of a **** about penises?

Also this. You guys worry way too much about your dicks. Anyone that was circumcised had it done by a medical professional (hopefully).
Last edited by Extra Ordinary at Jan 26, 2013,
#18
Quote by StewieSwan
Are you, like, dumb or something? You can wash your junk regularly now, but 3000 years ago...let's just say they didn't have soap.


Yes, like, yes.

But nowadays?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#19
Quote by guitarist41
Sorry, man, but the whole idea of circumcision as being the norm blows my mind.


It just does not seem like such a big deal that so many people feel the need to bitch so much about it. I'm not saying you're bitching, just people in general.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#20
This thread needs a poll with two options.

"I am circumcised and I don't give a shit" and

"I am not circumcised and I don't give a shit"
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#21
Quote by eGraham
This thread needs a poll with two options.

"I am circumcised and I don't give a shit" and

"I am not circumcised and I don't give a shit"


It seems like everybody who bitches about it is circumsized, though.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#22
Quote by guitarist41
Yes, like, yes.

But nowadays?



You asked how it got started. I answered. Simple as, breh.
It was my privilege
#23
Quote by ryan_nadon
It just does not seem like such a big deal that so many people feel the need to bitch so much about it. I'm not saying you're bitching, just people in general.


I am bitching. My bitch blood is boiling.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#24
Quote by ryan_nadon
It seems like everybody who bitches about it is circumsized, though.

I don't see what that has to do with my comment.

I'm circumcised, and I can honestly say that it has not had any impact, negative or positive, on my life.
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#25
so glad i don't have that dick skin shit going on

dick cheese is gross

pretty sure this is like the 7th thread i've said this in too
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lard::..
#26
It becomes a problem when it effects the health of the individual. studies have shown that people that have been circumcised seem to have more dysfunction in the older years than the people without.
#27
Quote by eGraham
I don't see what that has to do with my comment.

I'm circumcised, and I can honestly say that it has not had any impact, negative or positive, on my life.


Except sex is less good for you lol lol lol
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28
Quote by StewieSwan
You asked how it got started. I answered. Simple as, breh.


I don't think I'm thining it through enough, that's true. But as far as people doing it nowadays in any circumstance (lol?) other than medical emergencies just really gets to me.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#29
if you want to know how it became the norm again (at least in america) google "kellogg circumcision"

great cereal, but that's about it
#30
Quote by MinterMan22
so glad i don't have that dick skin shit going on

dick cheese is gross

pretty sure this is like the 7th thread i've said this in too


Pull it back, then soap and water, man.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#31
Non-circumcised dicks are ugly as **** (even though dicks are ugly enough)
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#32
Quote by Trowzaa
Except sex is less good for you lol lol lol

Doubtful. Sex is what you make it.


And I make it good.
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#33
Options:
1) wash dick regularly
2) cut off part of dick

Your call.
I think it's culturally a bit different too though. Seems to be more common for muricans, the only people that are circumcised here are jews.

Also circumcised dicks look so gross.
#34
Quote by guitarist41
Pull it back, then soap and water, man.

i don't have to deal with my banjo string exploding though
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#35
Quote by eGraham
Doubtful. Sex is what you make it.


And I make it good.


Awww yeah nigga

Skyler, circumcising a penis to make it look nicer is like putting make up on a blobfish.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#36
Quote by Eastwinn
if you want to know how it became the norm again (at least in america) google "kellogg circumcision"

great cereal, but that's about it


Apparently he thought corn flakes helped "fight" masturbation.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#38
I'm of the mind that no dick ever looks not gross. Cut or not.

Once again, it is inconsequential to me.
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I wish I was American.

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#39
The 'it's cleaner' argument is as ******ed as removing all your teeth and having dentures in order to avoid tooth decay.

Circumcision originally started partly to encourage cleanliness, but mostly to reduce the pleasure achieved from sex, which fitted nicely with the Abrahamic nonsense of the time.

Fun fact: In certain Jewish societies it was tradition to circumcise a child by cutting almost all of the way through the foreskin in one swift movement and then having the man doing the circumcision suck the foreskin off of the penis.
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Jan 26, 2013,
#40
if you support infant circumcision, yr a bad person and fuck you. it's very easy to not circumcise children, i don't get why people have such a problem.

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