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#41
Quote by captainsnazz
Options:
1) wash dick regularly
2) cut off part of dick

I know what you're trying to say here, but when you put it like that it seems like circumsion would be the better choice for pure convenience.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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...


...but the rape never came
#42
Quote by Todd Hart
Circumcision originally started partly to encourage cleanliness, but mostly to reduce the pleasure achieved from sex, which fitted nicely with the Abrahamic nonsense of the time.

Maybe if I have a son someday I won't get him circumcised. Then (when he's old enough, of course), we can tag-team some slut and compare our levels of arousal. Science!

?

Or go the less time-consuming and creepy route and just find another guy who's not circumcised.
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#43
close this shit




#44
Quote by eGraham
Maybe if I have a son someday I won't get him circumcised. Then (when he's old enough, of course), we can tag-team some slut and compare our levels of arousal. Science!

?

Or go the less time-consuming and creepy route and just find another guy who's not circumcised.

less nerve endings and shit yo
#45
Quote by ryan_nadon
I know what you're trying to say here, but when you put it like that it seems like circumsion would be the better choice for pure convenience.


Just like it would be more convenient for you to have all your teeth pulled and replace them with dentures.

Quote by eGraham
Maybe if I have a son someday I won't get him circumcised. Then (when he's old enough, of course), we can tag-team some slut and compare our levels of arousal. Science!

Or go the less time-consuming and creepy route and just find another guy who's not circumcised.


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#46
You don't need nerves to give a good cockin'.
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#47
This. Thread. Must. Die.
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And well yes, I'll enjoy the carpal tunnel and tendonitis, because trying to get one is clearly smarter than any word you have spoken thus far.
#48
I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#49
Quote by Todd Hart
Just like it would be more convenient for you to have all your teeth pulled and replace them with dentures.

Clearly I wasn't advocating it.

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You don't need nerves to give a good cockin'.

I like you.

Quote by guitarist41
I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.

This is what I'm talking about. Circumsized or not, IT. DOES. NOT. ****ING. MATTER.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
Last edited by ryan_nadon at Jan 26, 2013,
#50
people bitching about other peoples dicks lal




#51
Quote by guitarist41
I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.


It's only penis, why you heff to be med?
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#52
Quote by Trowzaa
It's only penis, why you heff to be med?

<3




#53
Quote by Trowzaa
It's only penis, why you heff to be med?


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Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#54
Quote by ryan_nadon
Why would anybody give this much of a **** about penises?

This. For real. I can't believe we officially have a thread about circumcision.

Quote by guitarist41
I just read that only one member of Protest The Hero still has a foreskin.

And the fact that someone bothered enough to find out about this is even more mind blowing. So this plus this thread = a complete cluster what the fork?
Edit: No, make that a complete mind forking cluster what?
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#55
Quote by guitarist41
"To live is to war with trolls in heart and soul. To write is to sit in judgment on oneself."
—Henrik Ibsen

so deep <3
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#56
Quote by ryan_nadon
This is what I'm talking about. Circumsized or not, IT. DOES. NOT. ****ING. MATTER.



It does because you do an unnecessary procedure it without the child's consent. Shit's fucked up.


I am circumcised.
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#57
Quote by guitarist41
"To live is to war with trolls in heart and soul. To write is to sit in judgment on oneself."
—Henrik Ibsen


"I am outraged over cultural preferences." - guitarist41
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#58
Quote by Trowzaa
"I am outraged over cultural preferences." - guitarist41


Word.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#60
Quote by guitarist41
I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.


You're acting like this is the first time some questionable tradition is still sticking around.

Also were you not aware of this or something?
#61
Quote by Kueller917
You're acting like this is the first time some questionable tradition is still sticking around.


Fine.

Quote by Kueller917
Also were you not aware of this or something?


I wasn't aware how common it actually was.

EDIT: Dear foreskin-less men, from now on, please refer to your penis as your '90 percenter'.

EDIT 2: To be fair, '83 percenter'.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
Last edited by guitarist41 at Jan 26, 2013,
#62
What if........they circumcised..............vaginas???

Last edited by AxeToFall at Jan 26, 2013,
#63
Quote by AxeToFall
What if....they circumcised....vaginas???


They do in some parts of the world.
Thankfully it's not as common (I think).
#64
Quote by Extra Ordinary
They do in some parts of the world.
Thankfully it's not as common (I think).


I've heard of that.

Gimme a medal.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#65
Quote by AxeToFall
What if........they circumcised..............vaginas???



They do, I swear I read something like 90% of females in Egypt have been circumcised.

Nope, more.
Table of percentages
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Last edited by Trowzaa at Jan 26, 2013,
#66
lol at trivializing child mutilation.
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#67
Pro tip: circumcision = less chance of acquiring an STI.
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#68
Quote by Todd Hart
lol at trivializing child mutilation.

Only a ****ing idiot would call something so menial 'mutilation.'
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#69
Quote by ChrisBW
Pro tip: circumcision = less chance of acquiring an STI.


Pro tip: Knocking out all your teeth = less chance of gum disease
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#70
Quote by ryan_nadon
Only a ****ing idiot would call something so menial 'mutilation.'


"This article is about male circumcision. For female circumcision, see female genital mutilation."

Just saying.
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#71
Quote by Trowzaa
Pro tip: Knocking out all your teeth = less chance of gum disease


fail.

Not the same at all, try using some logic.
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#72
Quote by eGraham
This thread needs a poll with two options.

"I am circumcised and I don't give a shit" and

"I am not circumcised and I don't give a shit"


/discussion

Element really should have closed this thread, but he probably knew there's always a shitstorm on this.
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#73
Quote by ryan_nadon
Only a ****ing idiot would call something so menial 'mutilation.'


It fits the definition of mutilation perfectly, and it clearly is a vile act with no inherent benefit whatsoever.

Maybe it's just me, but I think chopping pieces off of babies just because you can is wrong.

Quote by ChrisBW
fail.

Not the same at all, try using some logic.


Yeah, there isn't a difference, at all.
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#74
Quote by Trowzaa
"This article is about male circumcision. For female circumcision, see female genital mutilation."

Just saying.

Female circumcision is a different matter I would say.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#75
Quote by ChrisBW
fail.

Not the same at all, try using some logic.


How isn't it? Wear a condom if you're having sex with someone if you don't know if they have any STIs. Brush your teeth to avoid gum disease. Both forms of protection.
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#76
Quote by Todd Hart
It fits the definition of mutilation perfectly, and it clearly is a vile act with no inherent benefit whatsoever.

Maybe it's just me, but I think chopping pieces off of babies just because you can is wrong.

Just like removing a skin tag or a mole is mutilation.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#77
Well this thread has gone about as civilly and intelligently as expected.
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#78
Quote by ChrisBW
Pro tip: circumcision = less chance of acquiring an STI.


Not having sex reduces the chance too.
#79
Quote by ryan_nadon
Just like removing a skin tag or a mole is mutilation.


Skin tags and moles are not important organs, the foreskin is.

And skin tags and moles are only removed if they are infected/cancerous, respectively.
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Jan 26, 2013,
#80
Quote by Trowzaa
How isn't it? Wear a condom if you're having sex with someone if you don't know if they have any STIs. Brush your teeth to avoid gum disease. Both forms of protection.


Even if an uncircumcised person consistently cleans, their chance of acquiring an STI is higher. Say an uncircumcised dude, and a circumcised dude both have sex with the same woman who has say, HIV, no condoms. The uncircumcised dude has a higher chance of becoming HIV positive, that's just the way it is.


Quote by Kueller917
Not having sex reduces the chance too.


See above.
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