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#161
and 'yr'
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#162
Quote by guitarist41
Why? Why would anybody want to be circumcised or have their child circumcised?

Um...why wouldn't they? It's much cleaner down there.
#163
brb enjoying sex more than circumcised people

/can of worms within a can of worms
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#165
Everyone of my friends are circumcised (Don't ask me how I know this, I just do). It's just that little bit easier to look after the little buddy.

Personally I think circumcised looks 10x better looking than uncircumcised. Your shrivelled head sock looks so damn uncomfortable like ew.

P.S. was this rody (Protest the hero) that is uncircumcised?? hahahahaha or maybe tim!
Last edited by Mr.-Bungle at Jan 27, 2013,
#166
Quote by Trowzaa
and 'yr'

b-but riot grrrl
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While you're at it, stop using 'idiot' and 'stupid', and 'lame'.

i can't help that i have a bad vocabulary.
#167
ITT: people with funny looking penises being angry that their penises look like aliens and not like the supreme circumcised penis
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#168
Quote by due 07
I can't help that i have a bad vocabulary.

But you can, by learning some new words.

Quote by N_J_B_B
brb enjoying sex more than circumcised people

/can of worms within a can of worms

Actually, scientifically...it's been proven there's no difference.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 27, 2013,
#169
Quote by neidnarb11890
wow the Pit has an uncanny obsession w/ the foreskin, it is probably surpassed only by YHWH's.

this post made me realize that i after tens of circumcision threads, i probably know like most of the pit's circumcision status by now. sigh.
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Actually, scientifically...it's been proven there's no difference.

source? not that i don't believe you, i'm just honestly curious about how they tested it and stuff hah.
Last edited by due 07 at Jan 27, 2013,
#170
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Um...why wouldn't they? It's much cleaner down there.

It's called washing yourself. I understand you Americans are savage, but come on man.
#173
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
But you can, by learning some new words.


Actually, scientifically...it's been proven there's no difference.

>implying all those nerve endings chaffing on your pants doesn't affect sensitivity
>implying the skin that was removed isn't made to protect the glans
>shiggy
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#174
Quote by Thrashtastic15
It's called washing yourself. I understand you Americans are savage, but come on man.



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Bull****ingshit. I've been on both sides of it, and trust me, there is a difference.

Glad someone realized I was bullshitting.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 27, 2013,
#176
guys seriously.

that's chopping off part of an infant for no reason other than arbitrary social custom.

it's indefensible.
#177
Quote by due 07
guys seriously.

that's chopping off part of an infant for no reason other than arbitrary social custom.

it's indefensible.


Stop using that argument the infant doesn't feel it / remember it. And yes it is cleaner. And according to the UN it reduces risk of HIV.


EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHER way, scientific arguments aside, all girls I've been with, and girls I talk to in general, say that a circumsized kawk is nicer to look at.
#178
Quote by due 07
guys seriously.

that's chopping off part of an infant for no reason other than arbitrary social custom.

it's indefensible.

/thread, basically.

It does seem weird that people will defend infant abuse, but it's the power of tradition I guess, and religiously inspired tradition at that.

People that disagree often say they've been circumcised themselves and they notice nothing wrong, but that does not in any way justify the practice.
#179
In a forum full of guys you're gonna have every dude with dirty foreskin saying why the **** would I want my dick mutilated and every guy with a nice shiny shaft saying why the **** would I want all that gross ass extra skin on my dick?
#180
Quote by Darkshade666
Stop using that argument the infant doesn't feel it / remember it. And yes it is cleaner. And according to the UN it reduces risk of HIV.

they sure as fucking hell feel it. i hope you know that babies can die from the shock of getting circumcised. and who cares if they don't remember it? i'm not going to go around beating infants because 'they won't remember it lol it don't matter hurr we can be as barbaric as we want because we're stupid backasswards ignorant morons'.
EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHER way, scientific arguments aside, all girls I've been with, and girls I talk to in general, say that a circumsized kawk is nicer to look at.

probably 'cuz you live in america and that's what they're used to. at any rate, no one here is arguing against circumcision in and of itself, just that you shouldn't cut off part of the dicks of infants. if circumcision is that important to someone, they can get it done later in life when, you know, they can consent to it.

also as someone into dicks, i can say that really it doesn't matter but if i had to make a choice i'd say uncircumcised is more attractive. dat skin. :,3
Last edited by due 07 at Jan 27, 2013,
#181
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Um...why wouldn't they? It's much cleaner down there.

It's called pulling back the foreskin and washing it thoroughly.

The only time someone should be circumcised is due to medical conditions such as severe phimosis.
#183
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Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#184
Quote by TooktheAtrain
/thread, basically.

It does seem weird that people will defend infant abuse, but it's the power of tradition I guess, and religiously inspired tradition at that.

People that disagree often say they've been circumcised themselves and they notice nothing wrong, but that does not in any way justify the practice.

"I was born without a left arm and never missed it."

Well, they're called stupid for a reason.
#185
Quote by So-Cal
It's called pulling back the foreskin and washing it thoroughly.

The only time someone should be circumcised is due to medical conditions such as severe phimosis.

And nowadays there are less destructive ways of curing phimosis.
#187
Quote by Empty Duck
Can anyone justify why it's done to babies and not consenting adults/teens?

it is done to consenting adults and teens for medical/aesthetic reasons. It's just a lot more rare because by the time you're 18, you've become pretty attached to your penis.
#188
Quote by Darkshade666
EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITHER way, scientific arguments aside, all girls I've been with, and girls I talk to in general, say that a circumsized kawk is nicer to look at.

personally i think vaginas look so much nicer without the labia.
Quote by neidnarb11890
wow the Pit has an uncanny obsession w/ the foreskin, it is probably surpassed only by YHWH's.

yhwh is awesome when he's all obsessive and evil.
#190
Quote by devourke
it is done to consenting adults and teens for medical/aesthetic reasons. It's just a lot more rare because by the time you're 18, you've become pretty attached to your penis.



I'm aware of that, but can anyone justify why it's done to babies?


Edit: sorry, realised I phrased it badly
Last edited by Empty Duck at Jan 27, 2013,
#191
i'm really passionate about circumcision or lack thereof but i like never ever talk about it so this is liberating.
#192
Quote by devourke
And nowadays there are less destructive ways of curing phimosis.



Indeed. Soap that ****er up and and gently pull back for five minutes a night while in the shower. Fixed in 2 months
#193
Just cut her dick or don't. Who cares?
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#194
Quote by devourke
And nowadays there are less destructive ways of curing phimosis.


I was cured by a particularly vicious drunken hand job in a tent.
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#195
Quote by due 07


probably 'cuz you live in america


Nope. I live in Canada and was born in Lebanon where I spent most my life. It's irrelevant. It's getting old the whole "We brits / europeans in general are better than americans hurr durr americans are backwards rednecks hurr durr". It's so annoying and immature.
#196
Quote by Darkshade666
Nope. I live in Canada and was born in Lebanon where I spent most my life. It's irrelevant. It's getting old the whole "We brits / europeans in general are better than americans hurr durr americans are backwards rednecks hurr durr". It's so annoying and immature.

>canada
>not part of america

mfw candians are still really dumb

i'm from usa but circumcision is super fucked up. like if you wanna be circumcised, by all means go ahead. but don't mutilate yr own children's genitals against their will.
#197
Until last September it was okay for doctors in New York to use their mouths to remove the blood from circumcisions.

That's all I have.
#198
Woo, child mutilation is so gr8 especially when they don't know it's being done/remember it! That's why raping unconscious women is sooo gr8! Woo! Woop!

Quote by Darkshade666
Nope. I live in Canada and was born in Lebanon where I spent most my life. It's irrelevant. It's getting old the whole "We brits / europeans in general are better than americans hurr durr americans are backwards rednecks hurr durr". It's so annoying and immature.

On the stupidity scale I would rate this post 9/10.
#199
Quote by willT08
Until last September it was okay for doctors in New York to use their mouths to remove the blood from circumcisions.

That's all I have.

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#200
Quote by guitarist41
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Quote by guitarist41

How did this shit even start in the first place?
Religion and cleanliness.
How?

As far as we know, the earliest known form of circumcision was done by the Egyptians around 2400 BC, although they may have been doing it for much longer, (this is just the earliest evidence we have for it)
Herodotus, in the 5th century BC, said that the Egyptians "practise circumcision for the sake of cleanliness, considering it better to be cleanly than comely."

According to the Hebrew 'Book of Genesis', God told Abraham to circumcise himself, his household and his slaves as an everlasting covenant in their flesh and those who were not circumcised were to be "cut off" from their people (Genesis 17:10–14). Covenants in biblical times were often sealed by severing an animal, with the implication that the party who breaks the covenant will suffer a similar fate. In Hebrew, the verb meaning to seal a covenant translates literally as "to cut". It is presumed by Jewish scholars that the removal of the foreskin symbolically represents such a sealing of the covenant with God.

So, it would appear that it was originaly done by the Egyptians for reasons of cleanliness then later adopted by the Hebrews as a form of religious sacrifice that didn't involve killing valuable livestock.