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#1
C'mon Pit, share those cringy teen/pre-teen stories.

Ok, here's my story.

I played a song on my guitar and dedicated it to this girl I had a crush on in front of about 50 people in our school. She was there, she loved the song, yadda yadda yadda "Omg that was so sweet". The next day I see her holding hands and kissing another guy. She never told anyone that she had a boyfriend.

I felt like a massive tool.

Go Pit, go.
#2
I went with my girlfriend to see the boyband JLS live. Don't know if any of you Americans will know them, but all the Brits will. I didn't really mind, we'd been together a while so I wasn't exactly trying to impress her, but it's still pretty embarrassing.
#3
I made her birthday cards and got her flowers for valentine's day. I was too nervous to talk to her, and the only way I could get myself to approach her is when I had something to give her.

Long story short, everyone thinks I'm a creep, which is understandable.
#4
I was myself..


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#5
I haven't really embarrassed myself for a girl. Iv only gone after two girls and was successful both times.
#7
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I haven't really embarrassed myself for a girl. Iv only gone after two girls and was successful both times.


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#9
who? me? it's shadow collide with people by john frusciante.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#10
Yeah breh, Im well aware. I'm pretty sure you got that image from invisible-movement.net. My avatar is his collab with Omar Rodriguez. Hopefully since Marx volta stopped john and omar form a band.
#11
I've never actually tried to impress a girl. They've always just been impressed by me. I've always tried hard to impress guys, can't remember one specific thing though.
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#12
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
I haven't really embarrassed myself for a girl. Iv only gone after two girls and was successful both times with my chloroform rag.


Well THAT explains it.
#14
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Yeah breh, Im well aware. I'm pretty sure you got that image from invisible-movement.net. My avatar is his collab with Omar Rodriguez. Hopefully since Marx volta stopped john and omar form a band.


ehm... i just downloaded the image and resized it...
don't know what invisible-movement.net is braa
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
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#15
When I was 12 I was the new kid at a new school and in a new country. The kids at the school were really friendly though and I was invited to a party the first weekend.

I was sitting in front of the cooler on a deck chair. A cute girl called out my name and asked me to pass her a drink. I thought I would be mr cool guy and lean back on the chair to grab the drink out of the cooler. Only I leaned back too far I ended up ass deep in the cooler with my legs and arms haning out and everyone laughing.

I laughed it off but felt like such a tool.
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#16
I bought a girl a fake rose. The problem was I also bought 4 or 5 other girls fake roses.

This was like 1st grade.

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#17
I wrote a song for a girl I had a crush on, .. she liked it and I got laid

*things went better than expected*
#18
I've intentionally pulled off some cringeworthingly bad slapstick to make girls laugh, it usually worked aswell
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#19
did her homework..

i was desperate and whipped

when it didn't work out, i put on my fedora and whined about it so much..

if i could go back in time, i'd prob punch myself in the balls
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#20
Quote by MinterMan22
did her homework..

i was desperate and whipped

when it didn't work out, i put on my fedora and whined about it so much..

if i could go back in time, i'd prob punch myself in the balls

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#21
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I wrote a song for a girl I had a crush on, .. she liked it and I got laid

*things went better than expected*



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#23
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I wrote a song for a girl I had a crush on, .. she liked it and I got laid

*things went better than expected*


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#24
Quote by MinterMan22
did her homework..

i was desperate and whipped

when it didn't work out, i put on my fedora and whined about it so much..

if i could go back in time, i'd prob punch myself in the balls


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At prom I grabbed a rose from one of the tables and put it in my mouth and danced with a girl, she then took the rose out of my mouth into hers; was pretty cool.
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#25
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Jason Mraz, what are you doing here?

At prom I grabbed a rose from one of the tables and put it in my mouth and danced with a girl, she then took the rose out of my mouth into hers; was pretty cool.


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#26
nothing.
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#27
Well, I had a few drinks more than what anyone would suggest if you are going out with a crush and her friends. So I ended up telling her what I weeeeaaally feeeel about her and she said she didn't like me like that and blahblah. I just smiled and said "I'm probably drunk, you know, so let's forget about it." Then I turned around, walked away and kicked over a thrash bin and got arrested.

It was a fun night.
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#28
Got completely naked in a club, bit embarrassing.
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#29
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Got completely naked in a club, bit embarrassing.

omg i just laughed so hard.

"bit embarassing." hahahahzaaha
#30
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Well, I had a few drinks more than what anyone would suggest if you are going out with a crush and her friends. So I ended up telling her what I weeeeaaally feeeel about her and she said she didn't like me like that and blahblah. I just smiled and said "I'm probably drunk, you know, so let's forget about it." Then I turned around, walked away and kicked over a thrash bin and got arrested.

It was a fun night.


Sounds like an Inbetweeners episode.
#31
Inbetween crushes? xD What do you mean?
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#32
Banged her in full view of some drunk Brits outside a McDonalds in Greece.
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#34
OMG, that's hilarious, and yes, it would probably be like one of those episodes... There was this other time where I tried to impress a girl by drinking Tequila shots. I stopped when I shot the last one into my eye, fell on the floor and puked down the stairs.
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#35
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Banged her in full view of some drunk Brits outside a McDonalds in Greece.


That could also be an Inbetweeners episode.
#36
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That could also be an Inbetweeners episode.


That would be Neil, no doubt.
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#37
I never embarrassed myself trying to impress someone (I practically only do things I'm certain of), but I have done some pretty stupid shit in front of people, not only girls.
#38
Girl I liked said guys were fit with wet hair. So obviously, I grabbed the nearest water bottle and poured it over my head.

3 seconds later she was kissing him. Boof*ckingyah.
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#39
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I went with my girlfriend to see the boyband JLS live. Don't know if any of you Americans will know them, but all the Brits will. I didn't really mind, we'd been together a while so I wasn't exactly trying to impress her, but it's still pretty embarrassing.

I feel your pain - I went to see All American Rejects (not as bad as JLS, but given that I mostly listen to heavier rock and metal) in Yr 11 (about 15 years old).
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#40
Quote by Tim the Rocker
Well, I had a few drinks more than what anyone would suggest if you are going out with a crush and her friends. So I ended up telling her what I weeeeaaally feeeel about her and she said she didn't like me like that and blahblah. I just smiled and said "I'm probably drunk, you know, so let's forget about it." Then I turned around, walked away and kicked over a thrash bin and got arrested.

It was a fun night.

Was Dave pissed that you kicked over his home?
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