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macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#1
I'm going to be an Elf Warrior with an attack of 4, defense of 5 and intellect of 2.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#2
*takes off your shirt*

oh, not that kind? well then.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#4
I Wanna Be Gandalf


edit: **** this caps shit.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jan 27, 2013,
genghisgandhi
Kristaps Porzingis
Join date: Mar 2009
4,324 IQ
#5
I'm a striker with flair of 20 determination of 4 and influence of 1.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#8
Quote by angusfan16
I Wanna Be Gandalf


Edit. **** this caps shit


I JUST FINISHED WATCHING RETURN OF THE KING LITERALLY 20 MINUTES AGO. I'M SO UP FOR THIS.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Nomack
UG's Obama
Join date: Jul 2009
129 IQ
#9
I play crazy eight's sometimes. I enjoy fishing. I despise mayonnaise.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

Quote by Pencil Man
You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#10
Ok, the troll is coming to take the princess. Her tits are huge, btw, and got that fat cake. This troll is that nigga tho so we gotta jump him together or he'll rape the shit out of her
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#12
I roll a 17 on my delegation skill check. What happens now?
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macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#13
Quote by necrosis1193
I roll a 17 on my delegation skill check. What happens now?


The troll cracks you're bitch skull with his Wooden Club of the River Yew. He deals 114 dmg. and you die.
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#14
pussy little bitch had less than 114 health
IgnoreThis
6anned
Join date: Aug 2004
294 IQ
#15
I'll be an elder Nosferatu with a blood potency of 7. I ignore the troll and, using my clan discipline of Nightmare, I terrify the princess with my hideously ghoulish visage and, as her sanity snaps like a brittle piece of wood, I drain her of he-

Wait, this isn't Vampire: The Requiem. Crap, let me start again.

I'm a Scottish Dwarf.
I was bad with usernames at age 12. Ah woe.
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#17
Quote by macashmack
The troll cracks you're bitch skull with his Wooden Club of the River Yew. He deals 114 dmg. and you die.


I have 164 HP.

Okay 16 on armor check for my +2 microphone of orating. Do I do damage?
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macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#18
Quote by necrosis1193
I have 164 HP.

Okay 16 on armor check for my +2 microphone of orating. Do I do damage?


The troll has been hurt by 34 damage and get's a rage bonus of +80% ATK and -60% stamina. I move in from the back and slip on in. The troll dies and the princess let's me hit dat hard body.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#19
Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt!
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#20
Quote by Todd Hart
Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt!


lightning bolt is unlocked at level 6 and you're level 3
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#23
Quote by Somekid94
Fus Ro Dah?


Shouts may be used but you have to take the oath of virginity and loose your stimulus bonus and your physical atk. damage.


Quote by jetfuel495
my stats are maxed out by default

i also carry a warhammer.


You may not have maxed stats but you may keep the war hammer
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#24
Quote by macashmack
lightning bolt is unlocked at level 6 and you're level 3


Yeah well Warhammer > D&D.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
Somekid94
Dingus
Join date: Nov 2009
622 IQ
#25
Quote by macashmack
Shouts may be used but you have to take the oath of virginity and loose your stimulus bonus and your physical atk. damage.

What happens if I don't want to? Or can't technically take the oath due to a certain loss?
raoooos
gaffer
Join date: May 2010
291 IQ
#26
i'm a level 8 bastard sword with aggressive tendencies someone use me pls pls pl0x
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#27
Quote by Todd Hart
Yeah well Warhammer > D&D.


I cast Dominate Person. Roll a will save.
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macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#28
Quote by Somekid94
What happens if I don't want to? Or can't technically take the oath due to a certain loss?


Then you must spread the blood of the wench that took it upon an oak tree by a river while under a half waning moon.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#30
Quote by necrosis1193
I cast Dominate Person. Roll a will save.


Not a d6, artillery, magic or monster dice. Does not compute.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#31
Quote by Todd Hart
Not a d6, artillery, magic or monster dice. Does not compute.


I win by default, you now think D&D is better than Warhammer.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 world champions, 2015: 5-11
2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#32
Quote by NothingRocks
I finished my character sheet!



Very good.

Okay everyone, the legion of the mighty king ZEALUS is attacking the villagers of our village. It's time to go apeshit on all of them.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#33
Quote by necrosis1193
I win by default, you now think D&D is better than Warhammer.


Nope, you fail your magic roll and get turned into a chaos spawn.

This is your new girlfriend.

...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#37
Quote by me+yourmom=69
r guns allowed?


No semi-automatic rifles (lol).

You guys, who thinks we should open a serious role play thread with rules and shit and stuff?
necrosis1193
UG Nerd
Join date: Oct 2008
8,778 IQ
#38
Quote by macashmack
No semi-automatic rifles (lol).

You guys, who thinks we should open a serious role play thread with rules and shit and stuff?


Sure, the Pit could use a break from psuedo-intellectual politics and circumcision discussion.
Hey you! Yes, you! Buy my music! It's cool and stuff!

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern division champions, 2015: 81-81
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2015 Pick 'Em: 155-101
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#40
Quote by necrosis1193
Sure, the Pit could use a break from psuedo-intellectual politics and circumcision discussion.


Okay, I don't know how to make one or nothing. So i bestow upon you the ring of authority. Make my people proud.