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PoisonousNipple
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Join date: Dec 2012
42 IQ
#1
So I've already sat on the throne four times today and my stomach is telling me the time is near once again. It's beggining to burn and I'm getting sick of it. Is there any simple remedy to help an upset stomach? I don't want to go to the store, I'm not sure what to buy for this even if I did go.
devourke
Banned
Join date: Sep 2006
844 IQ
#3
That sounds like it would be awesome. I'm getting excited just imagining how empty and clean you'd feel afterwards. I'm envious of your situation OP
naedauuf
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Join date: Dec 2009
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#4
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Stop being gay.

Wouldn't getting his shit pushed in fix the problem?
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


whywefight
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Join date: Dec 2010
1,765 IQ
#6
Quote by naedauuf
Wouldn't getting his shit pushed in fix the problem?

Have you ever seen Zach and Miri Make a Porno? Its a complex situation.
Jon777
Assbender
Join date: Feb 2009
1,137 IQ
#9
Last time this happened to me, my doctor recommended that I plug my poopy hole with a cork. That did the trick.


EDIT: ^why does this always happen
Last edited by Jon777 at Jan 28, 2013,
treborillusion
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Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#10
Can't.
... Stop!
Not!
Caring!

There, I said it.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
treborillusion
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Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#14
Shove somebody else's pooh up your rectum; Preferably somebody healthy who's closely related to you.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1583655


UG told me so.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
1,804 IQ
#15
Pooing isn't rocket science mate.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Joshua Garcia
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#17
Lol wow. You ain't gonna pick up any chicks soon if you're complaining of your poo on a guitar forum bro.
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Joshua Garcia
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#19
^ Actually, yeah. That explains a lot.
Like... in more ways than one.
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MinterMan22
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#20
lol a poisonousnipple thread that doesn't start with some shitty youtube video
..::fat
lard::..
Gibson_SG_uzr55
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#22
Eat a lot of cheese and nuts
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Fraydawg
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#23
Eat codeine brah. Lotsa codeine.
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snipelfritz
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Join date: May 2006
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#24
Dude, you got that stomach flu. You're gonna die.

That's what you get for ****ing so many elderly and children.
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Mister.Y
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Join date: Mar 2005
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#25
Quote by Hydra150
Pooing isn't rocket science mate.


It is if you do it right.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Bobby-Dean
Ug's luckiest roofer
Join date: Oct 2007
18 IQ
#26
Atleast it's just one day, i have Crohns disease which makes me shit around six times everyday. Mix cramps and the inability to eat alot of my favorite foods in there, it's no fun but best advice is get some four ply bog roll and maybe some lube.... sounds like you're gay
smartalecG94
Just my Bronze showing
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#27
Quote by Mister.Y
It is if you do it right.

^this.

Eat rice, Nips. Like, Korea's whole crop of rice. Then, if you're still shitting your pants, just shoot yourself.
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rolandroi
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Join date: Nov 2012
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#28
Quote by smartalecG94
^this.

Eat rice, Nips. Like, Korea's whole crop of rice. Then, if you're still shitting your pants, just shoot yourself.


We eat rice like twice a day. And i never had pooping problems or some shit ass alien thing on the toilet bowl.
Todd Hart
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Join date: Sep 2009
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#29
Dip your finger in chili powder and then insert it into your anus.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
NHECOS
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#30
Shitty thread!
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Aralingh
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Join date: Mar 2012
301 IQ
#31
If it's diarrhea, you just need to bear through it, it's how your system responds to food poisoning, you should also drink much since you lose a lot of fluid and risk dehydration.

If it's often for you, you should take a look at your diet and change things. Best if you consult an actual doctor though.
slash_GNR666
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Join date: Jun 2009
396 IQ
#32
Quote by Aralingh
Best if you consult an actual doctor though.


PFFFTT

The Pit's advice is the best he is gonna get.

TS hasn't replied to anyone in this thread....

I think he drowned in his shit
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DeanUK
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Join date: Jan 2013
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#33
Quote by PoisonousNipple
So I've already sat on the throne four times today and my stomach is telling me the time is near once again. It's beggining to burn and I'm getting sick of it. Is there any simple remedy to help an upset stomach? I don't want to go to the store, I'm not sure what to buy for this even if I did go.

have you tried a cork?
rocknroll93
Warning: Small Parts
Join date: Nov 2007
501 IQ
#37
you have two options.
plug your butt with a large buttplug, or go to the chemist and buy some laxatives and flush it all out.
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No.


Well, technically it could be done, but only in the same way that you could change a cat into a hamburger. It's an unpleasant process, and nobody is happy with the result.
Dynamight
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Join date: Apr 2008
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#38
You have only one choice. The anus ring must be destroyed.
The more you say 'epic' the less it means.