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LeakyFlask
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#1
How does the pit relate to cleavage? Do you peek, do you linger, do you not look at all? Does it affect your behavior when your conversation partner displays it?
And, to the breast owners (as well as/or watchers), do you display cleavage and what do you think of those who look at it?


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#2
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#3
Cleavage > boobs.

I only ever glance quickly on accident. Anything's better than being caught doing it.
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#4
I like boobs
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#5
i don't know if it affects my behavior. probably.

but i definitely look.

and at the booties too.
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#6
It's best to make a bold comment indicating that the prospective beau's cleavage is indeed visible and that you will most likely stare at it, so that the aforementioned woman ceases to panic when she inevitable catches you giving it a good hard stare.
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Skynyrd890
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#7
If I'm just out and about and see titties, I tend to look directly at the cleavage, regardless of the owner's oblivion.


If I'm talking to a girl or just generally care about her opinion of me, I don't look unless I know I've got a safe second to look.
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#9
I was expecting boob pics, TS you suck
It's over simplified, So what!

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#10
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I was expecting boob pics, TS you suck

30% of the internet is porn and yet you posted that.
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#11
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30% of the internet is porn and yet you posted that.



you can't talk about cleavage without reference pictures
It's over simplified, So what!

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#12
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
you can't talk about cleavage without reference pictures

Well here we are.
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#13
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Patriarchal, chauvinist, misogynist dick!

Going native?


I like cleavage
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#14
this thread needs a good cleaning.

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AmalgamOfMeat
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#15
I enjoy breasts. I enjoy observing breasts. I don't enjoy being observed by the owners of said breasts while I'm observing. So I abstain.
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#16
Sure, I'll check it out as much as I can without getting caught.

I'm very careful though. Some guys just don't know how to balance perviness and tact.
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#17
I quite like cleavage, but rarely look at it directly. I don't think it affects how I talk to someone. Its just boobs, people have them.
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#19
Quote by AmalgamOfMeat
I enjoy breasts. I enjoy observing breasts. I don't enjoy being observed by the owners of said breasts while I'm observing. So I abstain.

Lmfao I thought you said you didn't like being ovserved by the breats youre observing and I imagined the nipples to be the eye of sauron
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#21
I don't like boobs too much. Nipples freak me out for some reason. I prefer this type of cleavage. Ass>tits everyday.

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#22
what the bloody hell is wrong with that chick
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#25
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what the bloody hell is wrong with that chick

I didn't know people in South Dakota used phrases like "bloody hell".
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#27
Going to a tech school I'm pretty much never talking to the person who has the cleavage, I'm lucky to pass them in the hallway or something.

If I'm talking to the person I only take a passing glance, and then only if I haven't been making eye contact anyway, looking around or whatever. If its particularly nice I'll let them know that they look good. Or, you know, just yell "Tits!"


Edit: That butt up there is not real. I'm pretty sure they took her entire butt from the side, and then made it look like her butt from the top on both sides. Those hips are anatomically impossible.
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LeakyFlask
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#28
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I was expecting boob pics, TS you suck

Well you've got a bit of them in the video.
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#29
Quote by Skynyrd890
I didn't know people in South Dakota used phrases like "bloody hell".

I definitely wouldn't use it in normal conversation
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#30
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
Lmfao I thought you said you didn't like being ovserved by the breats youre observing and I imagined the nipples to be the eye of sauron

Similar thoughts have often crossed my mind. Probably for different reasons.

Dat Sauron's nipple...
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#32
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I definitely wouldn't use it in normal conversation

"What in the bloody hell are you talking about?"
"Whoa, who's bleeding?"
*Tractor rolls by*
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#34
I stare blatantly if I'm just walking down the street and I see someone. If I'm talking to someone I don't break eye contact often, so maybe a quick glance unless it's a friend or something and I'm deliberately staring to make them uncomfortable.
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#36
We need more pics.


man, I can't wait for spring.

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#38
Quote by snipelfritz
We need more pics.


man, I can't wait for spring.

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#39
Right it's time I saved you all. Stop talking and start looking.

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