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#1
Has anyone here ever been in a big fight and won? I have. Too many to remember to be honest with you.

Share your fight stories here.
#2
One time I beat John Cena.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


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#4
Nope.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#5
Quote by JustRooster
One time I beat John Cena.


Oh please! I beat kids like you for breakfast every morning.
#6
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Oh please! I beat kids like you for breakfast every morning.


I'm actually the Undertaker.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


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#7
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Oh please! I beat kids like you for breakfast every morning.

Damn, I've never known anyone to take "Leggo my Eggo" so seriously.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#8
Quote by BurningStarlV
John Cena has a micropenis because he uses so many steroids. I heard he injects them straight into his urethra.


I inject my spuzz in to your mother's urethra. So you better shut up or have me to deal with. And you don't want to deal with me let me tell you.
#9
rasslin fites don't count m8, bet u culdn't fite on a wet wednesday nite in stoke
#10
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

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#13
Cena!


HOW BIG IS BATISTAS DICK?


From Sinbad @ F4Wonline.
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#14
Quote by anvil is god
I love all the mod multis.


What does even mean? I'll throw at ladder at you in two seconds flat.
#15
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
What does even mean? I'll throw at ladder at you in two seconds flat.



Careful! You might tear a few arm muscles again.
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#16
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Cena!


HOW BIG IS BATISTAS DICK?


From Sinbad @ F4Wonline.


This big <------------------------------->
#17
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Careful! You might tear a few arm muscles again.

If I tear anything it will your arms off your body.
#18
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
This big <------------------------------->



Obviously you wouldn't get the joke. The last time you were shooting, it was an ex-employee on a pool table.


Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
If I tear anything it will your arms off your body.



CAREFUL I know how to MAT wrestle.
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#20
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Careful! You might tear a few arm muscles again.


Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#22
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Obviously you wouldn't get the joke. The last time you were shooting, it was an ex-employee on a pool table.


CAREFUL I know how to MAT wrestle.



Remember Chris Benoit and what happened to him? That was me.
#23
Quote by Simsimius



You can tell that I'm ready to meet Cena next time Fan Axcess is around


Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Remember Chris Benoit and what happened to him? That was me.



You went to Japan and beat up vanilla midgets?
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#24
I like TS. His username already has the ref's count at the ready for when he's pinned. Assuming he doesn't tap out, of course.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#25
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Does anyone want a fight? I have a lot of fights.



And I have a lot of muscles. You better calm down or I'll kick your head in to space in 2 seconds flat. I promise you this.
#26
What's your stance on circumcision?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
No. Fights are dumb. I don't even argue with people. Let them have their opinions. Even if my opinion tells me their opinion is a stupid opinion.
Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#28
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
And I have a lot of muscles. You better calm down or I'll kick your head in to space in 2 seconds flat. I promise you this.



You're a FAKE.


John Cena doesn't kick, you loser.


SHOULDER BLOCK, SHOULDER BLOCK, SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB, 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.


you CANT seeeeeee MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#29
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You can tell that I'm ready to meet Cena next time Fan Axcess is around


That would be something I'd like to see!
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#30
I've been in several fights.


Then I grew up and stopped getting in fights.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#31
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
And I have a lot of muscles. You better calm down or I'll kick your head in to space in 2 seconds flat. I promise you this.


Man, I'm a Los Locos.

Los Locos kick your ass.
Los Locos kick your face.
Los Locos kick your balls
INTO OUTER SPACE!
#32
Quote by Hydra150
What's your stance on circumcision?


I don't have much care for circles and stuff. I left that behind when I quit school to beat people up for a job.
#34
Quote by Simsimius
That would be something I'd like to see!



I'll go Japan style and stiff him in the mush
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#36
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Not as much as I would like, no.



It might have something to do with half the crowd hating your suck.
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#37
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I'll go Japan style and stiff him in the mush




Yeah I randomly had this gif bookmarked, never thought it would ever be useful
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#38
Quote by Simsimius


Yeah I randomly had this gif bookmarked, never thought it would ever be useful



so perfect.


If only...
Quote by Axelfox
my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#39
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
It might have something to do with half the crowd hating your suck.


You are thinking of the wrong person if you're saying that to me.
#40
Quote by Simsimius


Yeah I randomly had this gif bookmarked, never thought it would ever be useful


He hit him so hard that the referee got a bit scared. Ha ha ha
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