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#41
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
You are thinking of the wrong person if you're saying that to me.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELFYJJI1EgE


I'd be the Cena sux demographic.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#42
Quote by Simsimius


Yeah I randomly had this gif bookmarked, never thought it would ever be useful

And I've been waiting to use this for a while...


Ray Charles could've seen that hit coming!
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#43
Yea, i was on a big flight once, i went to austin TX all the way from Aguascalientes, it was ok, a tad rough in the landing, but overall ok.

now where the fuck i left my glasses?
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#44
Quote by Skynyrd890
And I've been waiting to use this for a while...


Ray Charles could've seen that hit coming!



Ray Charles wasn't trying to preserve his honor by NO SELLING PUNCHES AND THEN KICKING YOU BACK IN THE FACE.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#45
Quote by Joshua Garcia
No. Fights are dumb. I don't even argue with people. Let them have their opinions. Even if my opinion tells me their opinion is a stupid opinion.


So let's say you are hanging out with a girl and a guy comes up and drop kicks the shit out of your. Would you not get in a fight then and tell him he is allowed the opinion that he doesn't like the girl and wanted to beat the hell out of her? Well? Answer my question.
#46
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
So let's say you are hanging out with a girl and a guy comes up and drop kicks the shit out of your. Would you not get in a fight then and tell him he is allowed the opinion that he doesn't like the girl and wanted to beat the hell out of her? Well? Answer my question.



What if the girl is Chyna?


What would YOU do Cena?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#48
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
You would? There is special seating at my shows for people like you.



The front row? With the Cena sucks sign and the Dolph Ziggler shirt?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#49
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
What if the girl is Chyna?


What would YOU do Cena?


I will say this about that: 1.. 2.. 3.
#50
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
He hit him so hard that the referee got a bit scared. Ha ha ha


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#51
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
The front row? With the Cena sucks sign and the Dolph Ziggler shirt?


And the wheelchair ramps.
#52
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
And the wheelchair ramps.



Are you implying I'm handicapped in any way Mr. BE A * STAR MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION?
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#53
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Are you implying I'm handicapped in any way Mr. BE A * STAR MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION?


That took you a long time to notice that, yes.
#54
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
That took you a long time to notice that, yes.



You're no fun. You should've at LEAST kayfabe'd around a bit.


I'd have been a better Cena.


FUDGE MUSTARD AND TOASTER STRUDDLES WE GOT A FIGHT TONIGHT HERE IN *INSERT CITY HERE*!
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#55
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You're no fun. You should've at LEAST kayfabe'd around a bit.


You will learn one thing about me now: I do not mess around. I get to the point.
#56
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
You will learn one thing about me now: I do not mess around. I get to the point.



You got to the point at like Wrestlemania 20. I think we get it by now, Cena.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#57
No. Had my arse kicked twice though.

I was awesome at fighting as a child, but didn't like it when that shit started to get more serious as I got older. Haha.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#58
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
You got to the point at like Wrestlemania 20. I think we get it by now, Cena.



Share your fight stories on my thread. As in you first proper fight and one that you won.
#59
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Share your fight stories on my thread. As in you first proper fight and one that you won.



Okay... It was in middle school between classes and I smashed a guy's head into his locker and almost got expelled. Didn't even last 2 minutes.


I also accidentally punched out somebody's front tooth and accidentally snapped a guy's arm.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#60
Quote by guitarist41
No. Had my arse kicked twice though.

I was awesome at fighting as a child, but didn't like it when that shit started to get more serious as I got older. Haha.



Everything gets more serious as you get older. That is life my friend. But sometimes it is fight or be fought.
#61
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Okay... It was in middle school between classes and I smashed a guy's head into his locker and almost got expelled. Didn't even last 2 minutes.


I also accidentally punched out somebody's front tooth and accidentally snapped a guy's arm.


Now, this is what this thread is about. Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv-4f_rvqsA
#62
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Everything gets more serious as you get older. That is life my friend. But sometimes it is fight or be fought.



It works better if you wear jorts and bury people though.


Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Now, this is what this thread is about. Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv-4f_rvqsA



Embedding FAIL Cena.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#63
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
Everything gets more serious as you get older. That is life my friend. But sometimes it is fight or be fought.


True. In both beatings I was outnumbered though (3 on 1, and 3 on 2). Pretty sad for me.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#65
Quote by BurningStarlV
John Cena has a micropenis because he uses so many steroids. I heard he injects them straight into his urethra.

He used to, but it got so small he was basically basting his penis in the roids.

OT: No, but I was assaulted when I was like 13 by some guy who was a whole foot taller than me. Don't you just love aggressive people who use their size as an advantage?
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#66
Quote by JohnCena1-2-3
So let's say you are hanging out with a girl and a guy comes up and drop kicks the shit out of your. Would you not get in a fight then and tell him he is allowed the opinion that he doesn't like the girl and wanted to beat the hell out of her? Well? Answer my question.

My what, Cena?????
MY WHAT?!?!?!
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#67
Quote by Crazyedd123
He used to, but it got so small he was basically basting his penis in the roids.

OT: No, but I was assaulted when I was like 13 by some guy who was a whole foot taller than me. Don't you just love aggressive people who use their size as an advantage?


You talk about my small penis but then you talk about people using their size to their advantage? That is a hypocrite. Your ass is grass.
#68
Your ass is grass? What are you? RVD 4:20 now?


Make up your mind, son.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#69
Yes, one time I was wasted at a town fair and bumped into a guy... "sorry man, I'm WAY too drunk"... he looked me in the eyes and said very deliberately - "**** You". I filled him 5 or 6 times until he fell and I fell with him still punching. 5 of his friends then jumped in... I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was being kicked on the ground and pulled myself up on a fence, very Undertaker like, grabbed one guy and just starting punching and screaming that my Dad was a biker demanding to know their names. They all ran into a cab, there was even cops that were standing to the side just like "**** this shit" lol Amazing what people will believe while you're suffering an episode of mania lol

tl;dr Yes, and everyone around wished I didn't
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#70
JohnCena1-2-3 is everything wrong with the world.
Unholy inversion of hope, twisting the faith of the meek into hate.
#71
People over the age of 15 who get into fights are absolutely pathetic. Self defense being an exception ofcourse.
#72
Quote by Gantz92
People over the age of 15 who get into fights are absolutely pathetic. Self defense being an exception ofcourse.


I disagree, is it self defense if you see someone beating up a woman? Or if someone is abusing an animal? Or beating a child? More people need to think like the Punisher and this world would be a wonderful place!

15 is such an arbitrary age, if your 14 and 364 days is it less pathetic?

Fighting can be both necessary and fun
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#75
Quote by SFosterS
I disagree, is it self defense if you see someone beating up a woman? Or if someone is abusing an animal? Or beating a child? More people need to think like the Punisher and this world would be a wonderful place!

15 is such an arbitrary age, if your 14 and 364 days is it less pathetic?

Fighting can be both necessary and fun


Saving others is another exception to the rule i guess. Thanks for perfecting my code, homeboy.
However, i still think people who fight for no good reason are morons. Do martial arts if you want to fight for the fun of it.
By 15 you should be smart enough to realize that you could seriously hurt someone or yourself.
#76
I think it would be fun to knee somebody, full force. Like right in the face.
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#77
In the summer between 8th and 9th grade and like the first few months of 9th grade, I got in a lot of fights. I was bullied a lot in elementary and middle school, and that summer some asshole kid from my summer camp just ****ing physically assaulted me. Some joke between him and his dbag friends, he just walked up to me and wailed on me for a few seconds, ending with a kick to the balls, and then he ran away. I was left on the floor crying like a bitch.

That was really like my becoming-a-man moment. I was always teased a lot but I'd never been beat up. After I could get up ('cause, you know, asshole kicked me in the nuts) I looked for him to destroy him 'cause the rage was in me, but I couldn't find him. Eventually my parents showed up and I went home. Never told them what happened.

I decided that that was it and I was going to ruin that kid. I got one of my dad's long knee-length socks and a fist full of loose change. Like 3/4 of a pound of change. Put the change in the sock and went to camp the next day. Walked up to him and started beating him with it like it was a medieval flail. The first hit was clean to the face. Didn't break his nose but he bled like a mother****er.

After like 5 swings he got the thing away from me so I just started using my fists and then I was officially in my first fight. Went on for like 2 minutes before the camp counselors came and separated us. Had all the usual post-fight stuff happen. They put us in different rooms, yelled at us, threatened to kick us out of the camp, called our parents, whatever.

My parents grounded me for like 6 months (though after I fully explained the situation, I could tell my dad was a little glad I did it). They didn't kick me out of the camp, didn't kick out the other kid either. Kind of just ignored each other 'till the end of summer.

But what happened after that is that I really would not let anyone pick on me. After being in my first fight and going "hey, this isn't so bad," I started fighting a lot. I was a dorky fat shy kid so everyone loved to pick on me, but I just snapped and started throwing punches every time a guy would say something. No one expects the fat dorky shy kid to start the fight.

That happened 4 more times, two were in the first half of my freshman year at high school. It ended after the last fight in high school and the vice principal actually wanted to have me charged with assault since it had happened more than once on school grounds. It just faded away after that 'cause I didn't want to get arrested.

Some time after that I learned to be funny when needed and that diffuses like every situation.
#78
Today I witnessed a rather large kid curbstomping a kid's face into a corner multiple times and running off free. Shit was ****ed up.
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#79
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
Today I witnessed a rather large kid curbstomping a kid's face into a corner multiple times and running off free. Shit was ****ed up.


In my second year of high school, my buddies and I were pre-drinking while watching The Warriors and it was a horrible influence on the rest of the night. It was quite comical


The same night, I watched a classmate of mine curb stomp a kid for breaking into his house and stealing half a bill
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#80
RIP SaneMan.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do