I have an 8' x 4' table sitting in my dining room, all boring and white. I haven't had the motivation to paint it with something interesting, so I'm hoping the Pit will inspire me with its creative geniuses. So Pit, get with the inspiring already.

MS Paint demonstrations are highly encouraged.

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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
I started a paint drawing, but then I realized I'm colorblind. Truth hurts

Paint it like that.
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Suck it. I know you would because y'all a bunch of fags. When I become famous all over the world I'm gonna tell people about you guys and how everyone sucked and it's not until now that people like me. Which means all you suck too and I'm gonna lose my whole fan base but at least I'll feel justice. I'll be rich and talented and you'll just have your shit to talk. You can talk all the shit you want but it just makes you smell bad.
Paint a picture of Het' on it. And paint "LuLu" on the legs in drippy dried blood red.
Just start making some streaks and create your own ideas. If you screw up then just paint over it.
Blood splatter would be kind of cool. Make it look like you butchered someone/something on the table.
Why has no one suggested dicks yet?
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Write "I AM THE TABLE" on it in huge letters

EDIT: also, I have always wanted to paint an object by shooting it with a paintball gun in various colors
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dude you should draw a dick. like a purple dick.

and then write haha on it so when people walk in adn say haha its a penis, your table can be like haha, i know.
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Give us each a section of the able and we'll draw, dammit!

You mean, give everyone a square foot, take the 32 best drawings, and make a killer collage?

m8 you want something that looks like this

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You mean, give everyone a square foot, take the 32 best drawings, and make a killer collage?

Actually, this would be pretty badass as long as there's some decent pics.
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or better yet, kill two birds with one stone:

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Why has no one suggested dicks yet?

Because not all of us are dicks.
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Paint a different style of table on it. Or The Knight of The Round Table looking all confused. Or plates and cutlery.