#1
right now for speeding. I'm literally just starting a thread because it requires little to no actual attention.
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when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#2
Defensive driving course?
You mean there's a way to drive defensively from people attacking your car?
That sounds awesome! Sign me up!
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#3
Don't speed.

Speeding's for idiots, geeks, nerds, and FAGS.

You must be a FAG.

And you're going to Hell for being a FAG.

And for speeding.

Seriously don't speed.

Speeding's for dickheads.
#4
I would comment all the reasons as to why my speeding was not that bad but I totally agree with you don't think it's justifiable.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#5
you might have to take another one for posting on here while driving...
#6
It's an online class, yo.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#8
I had to take a class for when I got my speeding ticket. Except it wasn't called defensive driving, it was like drivers ed all over again but in one sitting. One of the worst things ever.
#10
Quote by chev311e
I had to take a class for when I got my speeding ticket. Except it wasn't called defensive driving, it was like drivers ed all over again but in one sitting. One of the worst things ever.


It's pretty much this except they think you are stupid.

"Did YOU know that a green light means yield on left turn and a green arrow means you don't have to? Studies show that people don't know that!"
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#11
Quote by Rawshik
"Did YOU know that a green light means yield on left turn and a green arrow means you don't have to? Studies show that people don't know that!"


Embarrassingly, I failed a driving test because of this.
#13
Quote by Jon777
I've yet to get a ticket, but I can imagine just how miserable taking that class must be.

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OP why were you speeding? speeding is bad and you should feel bad
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#14
I was going 53 on a street that's labeled as 40. The road is rarely full of cars (especially not at the time of) and even more rare for people to be going below, or even on, 45. It is also very straight. As I said, I'm not justifying it because speeding is wrong but if I had to, I'd have reasons.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#16
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Defensive driving course?
You mean there's a way to drive defensively from people attacking your car?
That sounds awesome! Sign me up!


No, he means like if you drive recklessly and you get pulled over, you get all defensive and then the cop feels silly and lets you off because he was just being an asshole and you weren't doing anything wrong so fuck him for suggesting otherwise.
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#18
Ive taken that class before. Some girl fell asleep and was kicked out and the whole room was filled with the elderly rofl. Apparently old people love to speed.
#19
Ive almost lost my license before. Got two tickets 4 months apart for going over 25 mph. Had to take two shitty driving classes. Worst 10 hours of my life.
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#20
3 Speeding Tickets, 1 Texting while Driving, and countless warnings later, I still haven't taken a class.

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#21
Quote by JustRooster
3 Speeding Tickets, 1 Texting while Driving, and countless warnings later, I still haven't taken a class.


I bet your insurance is through the roof.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?