Good thing they're like $4 a half-gallon.

Also, coolstorybro
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did she accidently the whole fire?
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in the world have been accomplished

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she accidentally the whole bottle
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did they advertise the peak alcohol level rather than the average?
that me of this one i and then accidentally my whole pants with crown royal

I thought that ts was posting to complain about an unsatisfactory musical equipment purchase, in a grammatically unsound fashion.
Guess she's not good at bering-er wine.
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Bugera wine is probably a step up, behringer wine has reliability issues ive heard
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did they advertise the peak alcohol level rather than the average?

I saw this and was confused for a second, but then I got it and loled.
...it was bright as the sun, but with ten times the heat