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KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
Banned
Join date: Jun 2008
664 IQ
#1
How do you be a man
?

Personally I,

Strong mustache
Slight BO
Spit occasionally
Get angry at sports
sports
cars
tits
beer
You don't let anyone else be better at beer
You don't care what people say
People care what you say
So much muscles
Not enough emotion
Your glare pierces steel
You are a steal
You are steel
You can cut trees, with your mind, in the future
You have a son
he gets laid
Fixing shit
Can finish a 12" pizza
Beastly shits
more

How do you man
?
Last edited by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT at Jan 29, 2013,
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#2
well, i think the penis is pretty important...
/obligatory
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
angusfan16
butts
Join date: Jan 2008
578 IQ
#4
When you provide for your family


Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jan 29, 2013,
lushacrous
drunkacrous
Join date: Sep 2007
190 IQ
#5
Like playing sports, dislike going shopping
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
Jostry
UG Member
Join date: Dec 2010
2,541 IQ
#7
In maybe vagina and then it up it.
Quote by progdude93
my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#8


Observe the man's manly mannerisms closely.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
rockingamer2
Larmarky Remark
Join date: Nov 2006
408 IQ
#9
Something about a river and some Pink Floyd album.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
N_J_B_B
Nicko.
Join date: Jul 2006
1,326 IQ
#13
respect & dignity
Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#18
Fart occasionally.
Eat everything.
Masturbate to anything.
Read while taking a dump.
Grow the nails on your foot like an eagle and cut your woman while sexing.
ProgFripp74
UG's Djent maestro
Join date: Nov 2010
784 IQ
#21
Quote by angusfan16
When you provide for your family




By cooking crystal meth for mexicans, God Bless.
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How do you prepare tea?

Quote by theogonia777
thrown into the boston harbor

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Only if you boil the ocean first



JUST BOUGHT SIKTH DEATH OF A DEAD DAY ALBUM FROM THE US AND IT CAME WITH THE 6 YEAR OLD SIGNED POSTER (30/4/12) WIN
SaintsofNowhere
Mostly landscapes
Join date: Jul 2008
2,464 IQ
#22
you become a man by killing a man, thus inheriting his manhood. manhood lasts until someone kills you for your manhood or you just die.


tell your friends.

FireFromTheVoid
Strange Juice
Join date: Mar 2011
96 IQ
#23
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
tits

My tits have always made me feel like one
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I'll come out 3 years after the end of the world

guitarist41
DiscoSucks****Everything
Join date: May 2006
1,812 IQ
#24
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT




I don't really get the whole "being a man" thing, and I don't really put much stock in the fact that I am a man.

I don't:
- like watching sports (but loved playing them as a child, and kind of miss them now)
- like cars
- like fighting (I often feel like beating the shit out of people, but violence just makes me sick, and I don't want to go to jail)
- chase after women

I do like beer, and, for some weird reason, when in a bar, I refuse to lose at pool when any women are around. That's about it.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
guitarist41
DiscoSucks****Everything
Join date: May 2006
1,812 IQ
#25
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

Can finish a 12" pizza


I can easily finish a 16" 'za. Plus facial hair, so much facial hair.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
SecondCivilWar
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2009
39 IQ
#26
Quote by Bob_Sacamano


Observe the man's manly mannerisms closely.


I came in here to post Ron Swanson paraphernalia. Clearly you have bested me. For now.
ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
134 IQ
#28
By being smart.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#29
Quote by AxeToFall
Whiskey


This is a GIGANTIC must. All men must becomes alcoholics before the age of 12. Their drink of choice will be whiskey, Preferably straight.
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Jan 29, 2013,
guitarist41
DiscoSucks****Everything
Join date: May 2006
1,812 IQ
#30
Quote by chookiecookie
This is a GIGANTIC must. All men must becomes alcoholics before the age of 12. Their drink of choice will be whiskey, Preferably straight.


I drink straight whiskey too.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
food1010
Bassist
Join date: Jun 2007
1,660 IQ
#32
Quote by chookiecookie
This is a GIGANTIC must. All men must becomes alcoholics before the age of 12. Their drink of choice will be whiskey, Preferably straight.
Truth. Real men drink bourbon neat. Or scotch, if you're manly and sophisticated.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#33
A 12 inch pizza isn't even big you fag
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Joshua Garcia
Lost boy
Join date: Jun 2009
5,671 IQ
#34
Guys, guys... You're not truly a man until you've had your first Shirley Temple. I think we can all agree on that.

I remember my first Shirley Temple. It was at some Mexican restaurant and I had it for breakfast.
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#36


This is probably the best example of a true man. ever.

You also have to kill multiple Koreans to be a man.
ayy lmao
guitarist41
DiscoSucks****Everything
Join date: May 2006
1,812 IQ
#37
Quote by chookiecookie




Why are sayings like that so awesome?
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
5,700 IQ
#38
I say, "Fuck you, bitch" to anyone who isn't manly enough!


In all seriousness, being a man is about being responsible for your actions and owning up to them when you fuck up. It's also about decisiveness and sticking to your decisions. (No one likes a man who says, "Maybe I'll do this instead" and can't even decide wtf he wants for breakfast, guys.)

Edit:
Also, a fashionable beard (read: well-trimmed) and such is a plus in a man.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jan 29, 2013,
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#39
You had to perform your own circumcision. If you didn't do that, it's too late.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
924 IQ
#40
I feel manliest when I'm bringing home the shopping.
When I'm drinking a pint.
When I'm checking out wimenz.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"