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#42
Quote by Nameless742
I feel manliest when I'm bringing home the shopping.


I think of that as quite feminine, probably because my mother was the only person who did it when I was a child.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#43
Quote by Thrashtastic15
Do you get PTSD walking down arena stairs? If yes, man.


I've seen some things, man...and some stuff..
ayy lmao
#45
Quote by guitarist41
I think of that as quite feminine, probably because my mother was the only person who did it when I was a child.


My father did the weekly shop and he would tie all the bags together into two bundles, throw them over each shoulder and carry them home walking the 20 minutes because 'buses and cars are for pussies who waste money'
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#46
Quote by theguitarist
My father did the weekly shop and he would tie all the bags together into two bundles, throw them over each shoulder and carry them home walking the 20 minutes because 'buses and cars are for pussies who waste money'


Your father was quite the man, man.

I hope some of his manliness rubbed off on you.
ayy lmao
#47
Quote by Nameless742
I feel manliest when I'm bringing home the shopping.


Two trips my ass!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#48
Quote by chookiecookie
I've seen some things, man...and some stuff..


I wouldn't recommend it!


anyway, the guy on the 1800 tequila commercials taught me that I wasn't a man unless I drank his product.
#49
Quote by ChucklesMginty
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

What if your family sucks
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#50
Quote by ChucklesMginty
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.


A person who quotes shitty gangster films is a c-unt.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#51
You must:
  • Be as swift as a coursing river
  • With all the force of a great typhoon
  • Have all the strength of a raging fire
  • Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon


EDIT: damn it
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#52
Quote by Nelsean
Fart occasionally.
Eat everything.
Masturbate to anything.
Read while taking a dump.
Grow the nails on your foot like an eagle and cut your woman while sexing.

This got me really bad for some reason.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#53
I just be

Also, +1 to whoever said provide for your family
My God, it's full of stars!
#55
I do, in fact, have a feminine side, and will on occasion pee sitting down purely for adventure
#56
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR.

HONOR AND A PENIS.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#57
Quote by JD Close
I do, in fact, have a feminine side, and will on occasion pee sitting down purely for adventure

I pee sitting down all the time
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#58
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
I pee sitting down all the time


Relieving yourself while sitting is not manly.

You are not manly.

Men shit while doing a handstand and reciting the national anthem backwards.
ayy lmao
#61
Beard
Scotch
Old Spice
Pressing wild flowers
Wearing suspenders and a bra
Skipping and jumping
Wearing women's clothing and hanging around bars
"Music snobbery is the worst kind of snobbery. 'Oh, you like those noises? Those sounds in your ear? Do you like them? They're the wrong sounds. You should like these sounds in your ear.'"
- Dara O'Briain
#62
Quote by food1010
Or scotch, if you're manly and sophisticated.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#64
Quote by willT08
Piss directly in to the water

While standing in the bath.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#67
Doing what you need to do before what you want to do and understanding the difference beyond the age of 18. Whether its for yourself or your fam that to me pretty much signals the point where the kid in you finally takes the backseat.

Under 18 its going to be mostly what you WANT to do but then it will shift to what you HAVE to do once you become an "adult". There are those who transition easily and those who resist it.
Knowledge is power
#68
Shit where I want and **** everything.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#71
To be a real man, do what you can to provide for those who depend on you.

Nothing else really matters.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#72
Quote by theguitarist
My father did the weekly shop and he would tie all the bags together into two bundles, throw them over each shoulder and carry them home walking the 20 minutes because 'buses and cars are for pussies who waste money'


Basically this. My walk is around 25 minutes but I'm strutting like a machine.

Also tucking into a steak. Or camping in the wilderness embracing my inner caveman.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#73
I am all of these:
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

Slight BO
Spit occasionally
tits
beer
You don't let anyone else be better at beer
You don't care what people say
People care what you say
So much muscles
Not enough emotion
Your glare pierces steel
You are a steal
You are steel
You can cut trees, with your mind, in the future
he gets laid
Fixing shit
Can finish a 12" pizza
Beastly shits
more

These ones are gay though:
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

Strong mustache
Get angry at sports
sports
cars
You have a son

Seriously.

Freddy Mercury had a strong moustache, why? Because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.
#76
You have to wear motha****in' pink.

Because real men wear pink. Don't you remember those shirts?

Because they were ****ing right.

There's no shot to the goddamn testosterone than a good, solid pink shirt.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

--
#78
Quote by whoomit
I am all of these:

These ones are gay though:

Seriously.

Freddy Mercury had a strong moustache, why? Because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.


Quote by Xplozive
You sir are a dick!
Quote by Toppscore
And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#79
Quote by whoomit
Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.


Don't forget that every gay man is someone's son.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


Quote by strait jacket
Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
#80
Quote by whoomit
because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do