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guitarxo
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#1
hi I wanted to make a food thread because I'm really hungry and I have nothing to eat.

disgust me by telling me about all the disgusting things you've eaten. I'll start! I ate a live baby cockroach last week. It didn't taste bad but the wriggly feeling was ew.

I almost ate a beetle once because I was drinking water and it was on my glass and it touched my lips (I prefer to think of it kissing me because kisses are nice) but unfortunately I had an allergic rxn

I unintentionally ate a lot of twigs when I was doing fieldwork last year and they tasted extremely bitter and rancid.

I had moldy blueberries a couple of times since it's too humid for blueberries and just right for fungi. They didn't taste bad but they smelled disgusting.

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Obsceneairwaves
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#3
I made a tuna sandwich with slightly moldy bread.

just ripped off the bad part.


it was a good sandwich
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#6
Your mum

/had to
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#7
Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.
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#8
I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems
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#9
I once had a Dominos pizza, shit (and any interpretation of shit) was terrible.
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#10
Quote by willT08
Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.

always in the mood

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#11
Quote by adamgur96
Your mum

/had to


Damn, beat me to it.
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#13
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems

Always thoroughly check before putting in the toaster/grill...

That's just an amateur british move you should have down by this age.
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#14
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ew that actually reminds me of uni breakfast **** this meal plan

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Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.

I'm sure it depends on general cleanliness too though. dicks are weird too , it's they just hang off you like a growth that can move around on its own
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sam b
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#16
You're close enough to the Philippenes, TS

Get some Balut. srs
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#17
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems


Did this once with some jaffa cakes I got from a dodgy market stall... we thought it was too good to be true at the price it was... and it was. Got through one box of them whilst wondering why they tasted a bit soapy and then realised that what I'd thought was flour on them was actually mould... they were covered. Spent the next two days in the bathroom.
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#18
sauerkraut, I don't know how anyone even thought that might taste good
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^I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES WITH A PAIR OF SHARP SCISSORS AND MASH YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO KITTENS WHO WILL GROW STRONG ON YOUR DISGUSTING BLOOD AND TURN INTO TIGERS AND EAT YOUR DESCENDANTS

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You're close enough to the Philippenes, TS

Get some Balut. srs

I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby
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adamgur96
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#21
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A kitten.


How did you cook it?
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#23
This one time I did a bit of wee on my hand by accident so i licked it off to see what it tasted like


it lingered in my mouth for like 4 days
serious
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#24
Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
This one time I did a bit of wee on my hand by accident so i licked it off to see what it tasted like
it lingered in my mouth for like 4 days
serious

Kinda salty eh?
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#25
Quote by guitarxo

I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby

You say that like there's something wrong with eating babies..
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#30
Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
cheesecake


Now I'm hungry... even after being reminded about all that chicken fetus shit... cheesecake ftw.

Black pudding is another horrible one that I can't understand people eating.
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#31
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I <3 balut
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#33
Quote by guitarxo
^I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES WITH A PAIR OF SHARP SCISSORS AND MASH YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO KITTENS WHO WILL GROW STRONG ON YOUR DISGUSTING BLOOD AND TURN INTO TIGERS AND EAT YOUR DESCENDANTS


I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby
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#34
Rat on a stick.

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#35
2,5 year old salmon comes to mind...
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#37
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Jizz.

you're supposed to spit that shit, man.


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#38
Raw chicken. I gag telling people about it
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#39
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cheesecake


This.

also:
-Any form of eggs, especially egg salad
-Any form of fish/seafood
-Any form of people.....opps, I mean... I was suposed to post that one in the "delicious" thread.
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#40
Turkey. Eww.
And mayo on accident once. Ewwwww.
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