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#1
hi I wanted to make a food thread because I'm really hungry and I have nothing to eat.

disgust me by telling me about all the disgusting things you've eaten. I'll start! I ate a live baby cockroach last week. It didn't taste bad but the wriggly feeling was ew.

I almost ate a beetle once because I was drinking water and it was on my glass and it touched my lips (I prefer to think of it kissing me because kisses are nice) but unfortunately I had an allergic rxn

I unintentionally ate a lot of twigs when I was doing fieldwork last year and they tasted extremely bitter and rancid.

I had moldy blueberries a couple of times since it's too humid for blueberries and just right for fungi. They didn't taste bad but they smelled disgusting.

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#3
I made a tuna sandwich with slightly moldy bread.

just ripped off the bad part.


it was a good sandwich
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#6
Your mum

/had to
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#7
Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.
#8
I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems
#9
I once had a Dominos pizza, shit (and any interpretation of shit) was terrible.
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#10
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Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.

always in the mood

get at me
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#11
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Your mum

/had to


Damn, beat me to it.
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#13
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I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems

Always thoroughly check before putting in the toaster/grill...

That's just an amateur british move you should have down by this age.
#14
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ew that actually reminds me of uni breakfast **** this meal plan

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Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.

I'm sure it depends on general cleanliness too though. dicks are weird too , it's they just hang off you like a growth that can move around on its own
cat
#17
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems


Did this once with some jaffa cakes I got from a dodgy market stall... we thought it was too good to be true at the price it was... and it was. Got through one box of them whilst wondering why they tasted a bit soapy and then realised that what I'd thought was flour on them was actually mould... they were covered. Spent the next two days in the bathroom.
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#20
^I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES WITH A PAIR OF SHARP SCISSORS AND MASH YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO KITTENS WHO WILL GROW STRONG ON YOUR DISGUSTING BLOOD AND TURN INTO TIGERS AND EAT YOUR DESCENDANTS

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I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby
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#21
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A kitten.


How did you cook it?
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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#23
This one time I did a bit of wee on my hand by accident so i licked it off to see what it tasted like


it lingered in my mouth for like 4 days
serious
#24
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This one time I did a bit of wee on my hand by accident so i licked it off to see what it tasted like
it lingered in my mouth for like 4 days
serious

Kinda salty eh?
#25
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I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby

You say that like there's something wrong with eating babies..
#30
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cheesecake


Now I'm hungry... even after being reminded about all that chicken fetus shit... cheesecake ftw.

Black pudding is another horrible one that I can't understand people eating.
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#33
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I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby
I'll be quoting this when the next UG Award's nomination comes up. I think it might earn you a "most likely to become a serial killer" award

(It's not really like this is an unique incident - I'm just glad I really love cats :3)
#34
Rat on a stick.

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#35
2,5 year old salmon comes to mind...
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#39
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cheesecake


This.

also:
-Any form of eggs, especially egg salad
-Any form of fish/seafood
-Any form of people.....opps, I mean... I was suposed to post that one in the "delicious" thread.
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