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Musicforyou17
I get bored
Join date: Nov 2011
123 IQ
#1
Alright scenario: You somehow found out that you were going to be perma banned in 24 hours.
How would you spend your last day of being able to post on UG?
whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#2
so much porn..........


and if not that, then I guess I'll just act normal.
samick007
THE THREADKILLER
Join date: May 2007
769 IQ
#4
I'd leave and be thankful that I would finally be able to...
byob_soad2
ᕙ༼◕ 
Join date: Apr 2007
492 IQ
#5
if I wouldn't get banned until then, I'd probably spam the hell out of every thread. I know that if you embed a lot of youtube videos into a post (even if spoiler tagged), it breaks the internet when you're on that page. I'd copy a post with like 30 videos and just post it in every thread.
Musicforyou17
I get bored
Join date: Nov 2011
123 IQ
#7
Quote by wizards?
I'd post the pear in a thread, no wait... TWO threads!

I hear about this every now and then but, I haven't ever seen it.
stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
2,002 IQ
#8
I wouldn't act any different.

It's an online forum.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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Jon777
Assbender
Join date: Feb 2009
1,137 IQ
#10
I'd inquire as to why I'm suddenly being perma banned. I am an upstanding citizen of UG, and I will not tolerate this injustice.

stratman_13
666lb bongsession
Join date: Jun 2007
2,002 IQ
#12
Not as far as I know.

Spamming it is IIRC.

Posting it not so much. Pretty sure that got lifted a long time ago.
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How do you say "I'm okay" to an answering machine?

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MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#18
i remember i got banned for posting the pear once or three times or something lol

i'd do that again

take that caramel
..::fat
lard::..
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,702 IQ
#20
Honestly, probably the lamest way with a lot of byes, sorries, and thanks for the good times.

Also, my last words would probably be "You can't win, UG. If you shut me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 31, 2013,
food1010
Bassist
Join date: Jun 2007
1,660 IQ
#21
I would do nothing out of the ordinary. I would leave peacefully and spend my time from then on doing more productive things.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
925 IQ
#22
I would switch off the computer and go outside embracing the sunshine.

But it was raining so..

I would go to UG HQ and blow dat sh1t up.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
ChrisBW
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2009
171 IQ
#23
Make a thread to discuss my newfound freedom from the shackles of hell.
I have a huge fear if rays.
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#24
Quote by byob_soad2
gg

I think... Is it still an insta-ban?


haven't been for quite a while as far as I know really.

on topic. I'd figure out a new name for my next account.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
chev311e
Will do moose stuff for $
Join date: Oct 2009
400 IQ
#25
Quote by byob_soad2
that's cool. the pear is one of my favorite things from my time on UG



Gantz92
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2012
108 IQ
#26
Post as much ****edup porn as possible before being banned.
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#27
i would make thread about it

then i would make a multi
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a_7_x
x'; DROP TABLE *; --
Join date: Sep 2006
425 IQ
#28
I'd make a multi and give it a name with more longevity.
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#29
I would make a vs. thread and double post in it.
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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#31
Quote by mystical_1
I would make a vs. thread and double post in it.


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#32
Quote by Musicforyou17
I hear about this every now and then but, I haven't ever seen it.



I would make a multi called whoom!t and nobody would suspect a thing.

Then I'd release my rap songs on here.
captainsnazz
~
Join date: Jul 2010
578 IQ
#34
I'd make a thread about it, then I'd make a mirror thread of every thread in the pit, including my own thread. And then I'd make a mirror thread of all my mirror threads.
And then I'd post a porn adaptation of the pear in all of them.
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#35
Quote by JohnnyGenzale


I would say "Don't be foolish. The more you fight back, the stronger I get."
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#36
I'd probably celebrate being rid of this evil curse that is UG.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


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treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#37
That's so easy!

I'd link all my favourite pornos, streamed off various sites, and if I have enough time after, start a forum war against the haters and the nay sayers of what ever the Hell I'd want.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Last edited by treborillusion at Jan 31, 2013,
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#38
Quote by byob_soad2
gg

I think... Is it still an insta-ban?

Nah, I've posted that things dozens of times and never got warned. Just don't spam it everywhere.

Quote by samick007
I'd leave and be thankful that I would finally be able to...

this
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
FearMyLightning
Banned
Join date: Oct 2010
482 IQ
#39
I'd post individual threads dedicated to every How Stuff Works: What they don't want you to know video, then I'd make a thread with every /r/wtf NSFW post in it unspoilered. Also a thread with like 50 youtube videos.