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metacarpi
Too old for this ****
Join date: Aug 2007
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#1
I've brought an engagement ring lately to propose to my girlfriend - and I got dumped last night after 4 years. I heaved the ring into a river in a flash of fury.

I just realised not only am I now broken hearted, I'm also £1500 down.

Shit.

EDIT:

Dumped isn't fair, and paints her in a bad light. We've split because we're both pulling in different directions and misunderstood the needs and desires of the other.
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Last edited by metacarpi at Jan 31, 2013,
Burgery
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#2
shit
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
adamgur96
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#3
That sucks man

I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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a_7_x
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#6
That sucks

Why would she end it if you thought you were ready to get engaged - that's 2 very conflicting views of the relationship?
metacarpi
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#11
Quote by a_7_x
That sucks

Why would she end it if you thought you were ready to get engaged - that's 2 very conflicting views of the relationship?


She didn't end it outright, that's not really fair phrasing on my behalf. She's after something that I'm not ready for, and not sure I'll ever be ready for. It's something I'm moving towards, but can't say for certain I'll get there - and it's something that's really important to her.

We thought we could work it out, but it seems we can't.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
a_7_x
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#14
Quote by metacarpi
She didn't end it outright, that's not really fair phrasing on my behalf. She's after something that I'm not ready for, and not sure I'll ever be ready for. It's something I'm moving towards, but can't say for certain I'll get there - and it's something that's really important to her.

We thought we could work it out, but it seems we can't.



Well just keep working towards whatever it is and try not to dwell on this too much - perhaps it ends up for the best...
metacarpi
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Join date: Aug 2007
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#15
It's anal - she wanted to peg me, but it totally isn't, and hasn't, happened.

<.<

>.>
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
CoreysMonster
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#16
Quote by metacarpi
It's anal - she wanted to peg me, but it totally isn't, and hasn't, happened.

<.<

>.>

Dude, you gotta loosen up. If you're gonna take the plunge into commitment, you gotta let the commitment take a plunge in you.

Seriously though,

How are you holding up?
metacarpi
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#17
Kind of numb to be honest - I don't think it's properly sunk in yet. It's weird, it's 4 years of my life, gone.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
slash_GNR666
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#18
Quote by metacarpi
It's anal - she wanted to peg me, but it totally isn't, and hasn't, happened.

<.<

>.>



You got fucked in the arse when she dumped you



I hope she gets shat on by a pigeon
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#19
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#21


That really sucks Just hang in there bro!! You will find a lovely bird which will last
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Burgery
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#22
Quote by metacarpi
Kind of numb to be honest - I don't think it's properly sunk in yet.

must resist.. pegging joke
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
CoreysMonster
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#23
Quote by metacarpi
Kind of numb to be honest - I don't think it's properly sunk in yet. It's weird, it's 4 years of my life, gone.

At least you know you can hold on to something stable for 4 years. That's quite an achievement, and one not many people have at a young age.

There's not much you can do in situations like this, where it just doesn't fit, or one person isn't ready to move on to a next step. It's just something that happens, and nobody can really do anything about it.

So after you start to come to terms with it, just think of all the XP you ranked up in that 4 year quest. That's gonna come in handy later on.

You'll find your bandaid girl someday, meata carpi.
metacarpi
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#24
True, and I'm sure I'll be able to take a great many lessons from this relationship at some point in the future. She helped me with so much on a personal level - overcoming addiction, helping me with various issues from when I was a young lad - I've a lot to be grateful for, even if the relationship has fallen apart.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
slash_GNR666
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#25
Just read the OP edit....

Quote by metacarpi
Dumped isn't fair, and paints her in a bad light. We've split because we're both pulling in different directions and misunderstood the needs and desires of the other.


Quote by myself
I hope she gets shat on by a pigeon

I feel awful now..... what if a pigeon has already shat on her....
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#26
Maybe one day some weird little creature will be fishing and find it at the bottom of the River and set off a chain of events that will result in a long walk to a volcano.

Sorry about the girl, man.
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#27
Write a song about it. It is a great time to let the emotions flow
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#28
Looks like someone needs a bear hug.

You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
Yoda_is_real
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#32
I'm really sorry, dude....
Just remember that everything that happens, from here on, happened because your life moved in this direction, including the good.
Burgery
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#33
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Just remember that everything that happens, from here on, happened because your life moved in this direction, including the good.

yes but also the bad

what does this even mean
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Yoda_is_real
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#34
Quote by Burgery
yes but also the bad

what does this even mean

Sorry, hahah, it's 4 AM, here, and I'm beat. Grammar gone for me. I just mean to tell him that he should make the best out of this because one day, he'll be very happy, and it's worth it to keep fighting for the good things that life can offer...
Mr.-Bungle
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#35
You're like not even 30 yet, and you're thinking of marraige!? Are you stupid. You've got 20 more years of souless f@cking to do.

No, I lie. I'm sorry bro, here have some feels. *Hands over some feels*
treborillusion
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#37
You could have just given me the money.

Sorry, still sucks I guess.
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#39
Oh man, this thread gets all of my feels. Especially the bit about losing money.

But really I hope you feel better

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I'm really sorry, dude....
Just remember that everything that happens, from here on, happened because your life moved in this direction, including the good.

Your username is super appropriate. If only you'd shuffled the words around a bit..
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#40
Get a snorkel, a metal detector and get the f in there, fish that out and buy yourself a nice suit and get yourself together