#1
i was just chillin in school reading the pit when A GODDAMN ZEBRA APPEARED

when i looked it turns out it was a girl wearing a stripey shirt

why do people wear these clothes

what are they hiding
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
I love clothes.

Edit: My kinda style:



Not together obviously, that would look stupid.
Last edited by whoomit at Jan 31, 2013,
#4
It's not what they're hiding. It's what/who they're hiding from.

And I'm now imagining a version of Pokemon where it says stuff like A GODDAMN CATERPIE APPEARED HOLY ****ING SHIT
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#6
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
I saw that whoomit.

me too

whoomit wants to train black people to fight
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Jan 31, 2013,
#7
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
I saw that whoomit.


Quote by Burgery
me too

whoomit wants to train black people to fight

#10
Quote by captainsnazz
Are you sure it was a girl? Aren't zebras actually pretty common in Iceland?

zebras live in africa bro
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#12
It probably has something to do with some sort of mid life crysis. Except they're wishing they lived with a herd of zebras.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Quote by captainsnazz
Isn't africa in iceland?

considering the lack of black people im gonna have to say no, i dont thikn so
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#16
Quote by captainsnazz
maybe they're all just covered in ice

which is white


you could be a black person and you never even knew it

You mean covered in grass.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
It probably has something to do with some sort of mid life crysis. Except they're wishing they lived with a herd of zebras.


Iwish I lived with a herd of zebras. Doesn't mean I wanna look like one.
Member 15 of the IRON MAIDEN ARE GODS club. PM Revelations to join.

Founder of the I love nickelodeon club. PM me to join.
#19
Actually yesterday, walking down the hallway, a bird, right out of nowhere, nearly crashed into me. If I hadn't evaded it I'd have a bird-shaped hole through my abdomen.

And I don't mean 'bird' as in 'girl'. That would be way too unlikely.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Esperanza Spalding, Vulfpeck, Caravan Palace


It is I, the mighty shitkicker, as prophesied by JustRooster. Obey me.
#21
Well, concidering that a major part of the Icelandic population is the result of inbreeding, I'm not surprised by this.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#23
Quote by Burgery
what are they hiding


They are hiding in the tall grass from lions.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
It's ok TS, the other day I was minding my own business in the hallway at school when I looked up and saw a leopard walking on two legs. It went right down the hall and into a lecture room. Apparently they have an interest in accounting.
#25
Quote by Extra Ordinary
It's ok TS, the other day I was minding my own business in the hallway at school when I looked up and saw a leopard walking on two legs. It went right down the hall and into a lecture room. Apparently they have an interest in accounting.


Oh yeah? Well, when I was in high school I would be minding my own business and I would always see Jerry Garcia walking around. Apparently he was the vice principal.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.