Poll: in response to unrelenting vet lady
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View poll results: in response to unrelenting vet lady
"stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"
8 16%
"please stop hounding me"
43 84%
Voters: 51.
geetarguy13
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#1
please be fair. i won't tell you which is mine.

the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed. apparently even after telling her that she had the wrong number, the lady called her back a second time and wouldn't hang up.

pun one: "stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"

pun two: "please stop hounding me"

ok go! poll up soon.
willT08
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#2
You need to stop being a pussy and decide for yourself
lushacrous
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#4
This is a vs thread

Also, they're not cat jokes, so they're both pretty stupid in that context
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geetarguy13
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#5
Quote by lushacrous
This is a vs thread

Also, they're not cat jokes, so they're both pretty stupid in that context

well they're vet jokes?
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#6
Quote by geetarguy13
please be fair. i won't tell you which is mine.

the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed. apparently even after telling her that she had the wrong number, the lady called her back a second time and wouldn't hang up.

pun one: "stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"

pun two: "please stop hounding me"

ok go! poll up soon.

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lushacrous
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#7
Quote by geetarguy13
well they're vet jokes?

no, they're dog jokes
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geetarguy13
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#8
well they deal with dogs and cats at the veterinary clinic
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#9
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Jackal58
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#10
Neither is a pun.
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geetarguy13
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#11
hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???
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#12
Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.
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#13
Quote by geetarguy13
hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???
Because the situation doesn't involve dogs, it involves cats.
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Jackal58
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#14
Quote by geetarguy13
the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed



Quote by geetarguy13
hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???

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lncognito
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#15
Should have gone with "As much as I'm feline like getting your pussy, vet isn't my profession".

Yeah, a bit far-fetched and nonsensical, but still better than the ones in the poll.

Or that one v
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#17
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#18
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Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.


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#19
they're both about dogs?

you're not funny; stop kitten yourself.
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#20
This thread is driving me nuts.
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#21
'With you calling me all the time, I'm feline pretty angry'

'I was having a purrfectly nice time 'till you rang'

'All these calls will end in a catastrophe'
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lushacrous
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#22
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This thread is driving me nuts.

I get it, because squirrels eat nuts and vets might sometimes take care of squirrels
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JB95
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#24
I think they're both really bad IMHO.
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#25
There's no womb in this world for such bad puns.
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#26
Lol @ sam thinking all puns are bad with no exceptions.
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Jackal58
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#28
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Those weren't even cat puns!

GTFO.

Well that gave me paws.
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Trowzaa
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#29
The first 'pun' is terrible.
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#30
Sounds like the lady calling your friend has menopaws.
Joshua Garcia
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#32
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Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.

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#33
Put down the phone once and for all


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