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#1
So guys, what are your favorite pick up lines?

mine is:
"So how many grandchildren do you have? "

Yeah, I likez deh older womenz...

What are your favorite lines?
#2
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#4
HELLO SEX PLS.


PLS RESPOND.
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#7
"Wanna fuck?"
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#8
Hey man Girl, wanna go out sometime for a coffee and a blow job?

(then right when she's about to leave, stop her and say)

oh no, I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry! I don't drink coffee
It's over simplified, So what!

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#11
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So guys, what are your favorite pick up lines?

mine is:
"So how many grandchildren do you have? "

Yeah, I likez deh older womenz...

What are your favorite lines?

**** you and your gender specifics.
#12
Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a foot long.

Yes, this one works all the time
Last edited by mattmakaha at Feb 1, 2013,
#13
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#14
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What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?





I wanna try it so bad now
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#15
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What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?


Stolen.
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#16
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What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?


Great
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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#17
"You're so stupid and worthless and without me, you'll never accomplish anything good in your life"
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#18
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"You're so stupid and worthless and without me, you'll never accomplish anything good in your life"


I like it, crush their self esteem and then move in for the kill.
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#21
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I like it, crush their self esteem and then move in for the kill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2nM55ko_ys
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#22
Quote by due 07

Slightly puzzled by the inclusion of Marx but oh well. Still rather funny.


Also, what's with the men only thing?
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#23
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hey baby, you're cute. can you buy me a drink?


Women's lib FTW!!!
#24
"Are your nipples pink or brown?"

"There are 206 bones in the human body. Want another?"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly. I can't jelly my dick up your ass"

"Nice ass. Can I shove my dick up it?"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in".
#25
"What kind of childhood did you have?"
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Tweet at me bro
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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#26
Hey, what's your name? I just think you are really gorgeous and i would like to know you better. Could you give me your number?
#28
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Hey, what's your name? I just think you are really gorgeous and i would like to know you better. Could you give me your number?


I assume you'll be picking up men?
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#29
Wouldn't it be a brilliant twist to this thread if you allowed women (misogynist!) and they supplemented with pick-up lines that actually work?


(Haha, pick-up lines that work...)
#31
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#32
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Also, what's with the men only thing?

Because for women, "Hey let's fuck" is actually a legitimate pick-up line.

My favorite is "Hey, nice eyes. They don't distract me from your tits."
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#34
Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?
#35
Quote by JenoUnion
Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?


Yes.
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everything that you've come to expect


#36
Quote by Rensa
Hey, what's your name? I just think you are really gorgeous and i would like to know you better. Could you give me your number?


That's really creepy.

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Is that too much to ask?


Yes.
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#37
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?

Most guys don't understand the difference of confidence and being an asshole.
#38
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Most guys don't understand the difference of confidence and being an asshole.
Well, to be fair, most men are at least one or the other, and there really are too few men who are confident and not an asshole in some way.
#39
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Well, to be fair, most men are at least one or the other, and there really are too few men who are confident and not an asshole in some way.

I'm usually not confident and usually not an asshole, so I think I can go along with your point.
#40
Quote by JenoUnion
Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?

You had me until "not an asshole".
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