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#43
Quote by JenoUnion
Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?





but no seriously this is really the best way
#44
Quote by supersac



but no seriously this is really the best way


To get hurt ;_;
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#45
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#48
Quote by supersac
aint no pleasure without pain


Not that kind of hurt
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#49
You're doing sex wrong.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#50
Quote by adamgur96
To get hurt ;_;


It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.
#52
Quote by Trowzaa
You're doing sex wrong.




Quote by JenoUnion
It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.


He got lucky
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#53
Quote by adamgur96
To get hurt ;_;


I mean, if I guy came up to me like that, I would probably laugh at him.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#55
Quote by JenoUnion
It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.


Well that's just dandy, everything is roses and peaches with you isn't it?!


related:
Last edited by VillainousLatin at Feb 1, 2013,
#56
Quote by JenoUnion
It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.

They could be better, you just haven't explored any of your other options.
#57
Quote by VillainousLatin
Well that's just dandy, everything is roses and peaches with you isn't it?!


Pfft happy people


amirite?
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#58
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
They could be better, you just haven't explored any of your other options.

Let's actually just assume that since she (she?) said that she's happy that she's happy and not make her unhappy by saying she's unhappy.

**** this ****ing psychology bull****
#61
Quote by whywefight
Let's actually just assume that since she (she?) said that she's happy that she's happy and not make her unhappy by saying she's unhappy.

**** this ****ing psychology bull****
What if she's really in an abusive relationship and he has threatened to kill her if she ever tells anyone what he has done and she's too scared to get help? Then your assumption is negligent at best.
Last edited by JackWhiteIsButts at Feb 1, 2013,
#62
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Hi, my name is...


Freezing up in front of a girl really isn't good, even if it is just pretend.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#63
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Hi, my name is...


That's how you call the bank, not how you get laid
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#64
Quote by whywefight
what?

my name is...
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#65
"Babe, I can be your stud. I've got the S, T and D and all I need is you."


...wait
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#66
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Maybe she's really in an abusive relationship and he has threatened to kill her if she ever tells anyone what he has done and she's too scared to get help? Then your assumption is negligent at best.

When over 50% of women are in abusive relationships, I'll make that assumption.
Quote by lushacrous
my name is...

who?
#68
Quote by whywefight
who?

my name is...
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#69
TIKA TIKA SLIM SHADY
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#71
Quote by adamgur96
That's how you call the bank, not how you get laid

If you wanna get laid, you don't use pickup lines.
#72
Quote by whywefight
When over 50% of women are in abusive relationships, I'll make that assumption.
With an attitude like that it's no wonder why your roommate walked out on you.
#73
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
If you wanna get laid, you don't use pickup lines.


Fishing line is much more effective. Bitches love guys that can fish.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#74
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
If you wanna get laid, you don't use pickup lines.


you just don't get it do you?

I say something kinda witty to you, you respond with some kinda witty to me. you're ruining the flow man

Edit: ^ learn from kristen
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#75
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
With an attitude like that it's no wonder why your roommate walked out on you.

I don't think its the best idea to psychologically irritate someone over the internet to find out if they're being physically abused. It seems counterproductive to me
#76
Quote by adamgur96
you just don't get it do you?

I say something kinda witty to you, you respond with some kinda witty to me. you're ruining the flow man

learn from kristen

Witty? Pickup lines are not witty!

If you want to be witty, start flirting. Chances are, she'll just roll her eyes at pickup lines, (unless she's a pr0nz star* ).

*And that only works in porno flicks.
#77
How much does a polar bear weigh?


Less than you, you fat skank.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#78
Quote by snipelfritz
How much does a polar bear weigh?


Less than you, you fat skank.


Before your edit it was lame, now it's great.
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#79
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
What if she's really in an abusive relationship and he has threatened to kill her if she ever tells anyone what he has done and she's too scared to get help? Then your assumption is negligent at best.


Woah, woah! I'm no woman! >:| I'm a gay man. There's no women on the internet! (Loljk). But no, my partner is *not* abusive in any way. He's submissive and passionate and shrinks away at the first hint of conflict (his dad's super anti-gay and yells at him all the time since he came out <.<. But yes, I agree, it was insanely lucky.
#80
"I'm like a biggest, more impressive version of the Titanic. Only 200 women went down on that vessel."