#1
This could include accidentally liking the wrong post on Facebook, accidentally sharing a porn site on Facebook, clicking the wrong link, or posting something before you finished typing it.

Me, I've accidentally liked retarded FB statuses before but supposedly managed to undo all of them, at least I hope I have...
#2
i accidentally all over the screen
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#4
Nothing I do with my touch screen is an accident
It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
I once accidently posted my fursona to facebook and now nobody will talk to me
#8
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I once accidently posted my fursona to facebook and now nobody will talk to me

Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#9
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I once accidently posted my fursona to facebook and now nobody will talk to me
You must have shitty friends then, because I've posted several arts of mine on FB and all I got were likes. From a few hot chicks, too.

EDIT: And they commented and said I was cute.
Last edited by Ian_the_fox at Feb 2, 2013,
#10
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accidentally sharing a porn site on Facebook


I don't think you can do this anymore, because I deliberately tried.
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#11
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I don't think you can do this anymore, because I deliberately tried.

I share the porn I watch on a daily basis. You can.
Last edited by LostLegion at Feb 2, 2013,
#12
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You must have shitty friends then, because I've posted several arts of mine on FB and all I got were likes. From a few hot chicks, too.

EDIT: And they commented and said I was cute.

lol
#13
Quote by LostLegion
I share the porn I watch on a daily basis. You can.


Maybe it depends on what sites you go on. I was gonna share this one insane video with a friend.

two words: jawbreaker, asshole.

You do the math.
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#16
Clicked on the wrong porn video. It's actually a pretty big deal.
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#18
got my dick stuck in it
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#19
I accidentically and THEN some North-Korean dude fired a missile somewhere. Guess his name was Kim.
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#20
It's not embarrassing or anything but I always accidentally zoom the writing in my messages and then whenever I try and put it back it always looks wrong.

IT ALWAYS LOOKS WRONG
#21
I once used the wrong for of their.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#22
I really don't ever use touch screens, so nothing has ever really happened with one.
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#23
Quote by Ian_the_fox
accidentally sharing a porn site on Facebook,

Nothing quite like sharing porn on FB with friends and family. It's fun for the whole family!

OT: Nothing really. I'm quite careful with my devices.
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#24
i once went to take a shit, thought to myself during that i'd see what's going on in The Pit. Now i find myself reading this thread on my phone. I'm gonna wipe my ass now
#25
Some 5yr old I was looking after peeled off that plastic thing that protects the screen after having had that phone for a year at the time -- inside going , oustide going
"It's cool, don't worry about it"
trying to put it back on the screen.
-- Showing them what Hey Arnold! was (all be it mirrored due to copyright right reasons); On the YouTube app on my phone.
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#27
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You must have shitty friends then, because I've posted several arts of mine on FB and all I got were likes. From a few hot chicks, too.

EDIT: And they commented and said I was cute.


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#30
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