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#1
This shouldn't be a problem but im scared S**tless, and I don't know why. So please pit< just say words to bring me up or pull me down. Both willl help
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#2
Because you're a pussy?

just go ****ing buy them dude it's not hard
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
Are you afraid of sex or buying condoms?
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#5
Are you ******ed?
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#6
Your fear is dumb, just do it.
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#7
"Oh man I'm so embarrassed to let strangers know that I'm awesome enough to have sex and be responsible about it!"
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#9
Other people are going to be sticking their penises into a girl/guys asshole/vagina just like you, TS. Nothing to worry about.
#10
Go in, buy condoms, a cucumber and lube. Stare down the cashier the entire time.
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#12
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Go in, buy condoms, a cucumber and lube. Stare down the cashier the entire time.


Also buy some toothpaste, just to make him/her freak out more
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#13
NDB dude. Just buy 'em.
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#14
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Go in, buy condoms, a cucumber and lube. Stare down the cashier the entire time.


Nahh, it's all about buying condoms, lube and three large tomatoes.
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#15
Maybe you should buy some vagisil too #nailedit
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#18
thanks guys. Like honestly thats all I needed. My parents are on a trip and I got the house to myself do my girlfriends sleeoing over so yah, just buying condoms to be safe i guess.
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#19
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#20
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Maybe you should buy some vagisil too #nailedit


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#21
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**** that shit dont buy condoma just use some saran wrap

Why does this sound so painful and horrific
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#24
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Who the hell buys condoms? You can get them free at just about any clinic.


After watching a group of students go through a bowl of free condoms and pierce the middle of the package with a needle I'd be wary about suggesting people rely on clinics.

Pus clinic condoms are generally crap.
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#25
Just pull out. Condoms are for gays.
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#26
Sorry, man, you're gonna get her pregnant either way. 100% of people that have sex have two or three kids in a couple years. Good luck with all that dad crap.
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#28
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Just pull out. Condoms are for gays.
I have 2 friends who have been together for 3 years and they never ever use a condom, just pull out and they've never had a pregnancy scare.
#29
I'd personally would go with the "Have sex without condoms then throw her down the stairs in a month" tactic but if you insist, there are places where you can buy them without having to interact with people at all.
#30
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Sorry, man, you're gonna get her pregnant either way. 100% of people that have sex have two or three kids in a couple years. Good luck with all that dad crap.

This is why I always give a fake name and have sex with women I'll never see again if I don't decide to (which I never do)... (seriously, it's possible, however unlikely, that there's at least one little snippyfritz running around out there, weird)

But TS you is adorbz. Just go in and get some, then go get some! I used to work at a gas station at night and it was never weird for me (then again, it's kinda hard to make me uncomfortable at this point #ultrajaded). Just don't buy something else to make it seem less awkward. That's really obvious and just makes it awkward. Unless you're hungry or actually need something else, then grab a Slim Jim. Yummy!

And remember, have fun.
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#31
just pull out
her ovaries

just pull out
her visual cortex

just pull out
that car's been flashing you for over a minute

just pull out
your calculator and get on with the test, please

just pull out
#33
I'd suggest you first save for a girl, then get the condoms.
#34
If you're dick is under 7 inches just go and buy whatever condoms look cool and it shoukdnt be a problem. buy them at a drug store like CVS if you don't wana be seen.
#35
Take them out of the box and demand to buy them one at a time.

Man up, if you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you're far too damn beta to have sex.
In fact if you can't buy a box tampons, you neither deserve the risk of having a daughter or a real relationship with a women.

Deal with it.

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I have 2 friends who have been together for 3 years and they never ever use a condom, just pull out and they've never had a pregnancy scare.

I never pull out, with the oodles and oodles of alternative methods, condoms are teh worst feeling, and one of the least effective methods of contraception.
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#36
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I have 2 friends who have been together for 3 years and they never ever use a condom, just pull out and they've never had a pregnancy scare.

One of your friends is infertile.

Pulling out is stupid bullshit. Precum is just a potent as the regular stuff.

TS, chillax, you're making a good decision.
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#37
condoms lol

I can't even remember the last time I used one. Get one that's on the pill, that's the way to go.

Just ****in' buy them man. When I was younger I'd walk in the store grab a box, go right to the cash with the ****ing box in my hand and slap it on the register and look at that old lady straight in the face when I told her I was paying debit and that no, I did not have an Optimum card and I didn't want one. And I'm sure she found it ****ing awkward, and I sort of did also, but then I found it hilarious and I'd have me a nice chuckle in the car. It would always be the same lady too, which made it even funnier.

Then my girlfriend got on the pill, and yeah, I realized what I was missing out on.
#39
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