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#4
I always get horny when I do laundry.

I guess it's just one of those weird porn-esque situations that I imagine randomly getting laid because of.

For the record, I have seen a porn that takes place in a laundromat. But never actually gotten laid in one.
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#5
Being sniped through windows. At night I run through a room if there are windows with no blinds/curtains (even if they have them I feel weird).
#6
Monsters under my bed/whatever I'm on during something even a little scary

Rapists in my bushes when walking to the car in the dark
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#7
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Being sniped through windows. At night I run through a room if there are windows with no blinds/curtains (even if they have them I feel weird).


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#8
elevators
water on my face
bugs
being in a car thats driving fast
stepping in shit
eye contact with pretty people that i don't know
thinking you farted but you just ended up shitting in your pants
contracting a disease from stepping on a needle
contracting a disease from peeing in a urinal and the splash sends bacteria up my peehole
getting a cut on my dicktip
getting a cut on my eyeball
having a dingleberry that makes me smell like shit
getting a cut on my scrotum
singing in public without alcohol
talking in public without alcohol
dancing in public without alcohol
being in public without alcohol
waking up in india one day
booking a hotel room that was sprayed with pesticides to kill bed bugs but it kills you instead
guitar string breaking and taking out an eye
food that's dark yellow
epididymitis
applying too much deodorant and getting a rash
getting pushed onto train tracks
ordering fast food and getting the stalest and oldest shit they got
getting my throat slashed by a dumb kid every time i skate on ice
getting hamburger hands whenever i ride a board
the number 53
when people say "dozens more"
plus dozens more

i'm single ladies
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#9
I'm always afraid of elevators. Not being stuck in one, because I'm not claustrophobic. But rather afraid of the cord that pulls the elevator just snapping and the elevator falls and crashes to the ground. No idea why. Maybe it's because I got creeped out on this one elevator that was incredibly creaky.
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#10
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I'm always afraid of elevators. Not being stuck in one, because I'm not claustrophobic. But rather afraid of the cord that pulls the elevator just snapping and the elevator falls and crashes to the ground. No idea why. Maybe it's because I got creeped out on this one elevator that was incredibly creaky.

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#11
I live in this pretty secluded area so when I take a walk and it's dark and a car approaches from behind and it gets closer and closer and I start thinking that what if the driver just suddenly decides that he'll run me over just for fun, because no one will find me anytime soon, because we are in the middle of nowhere
#12
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I should clarify that I don't actually run if there are other people around because that would be embarrassing.
#13
My computer is about 5 years old, and sometimes it makes sounds similar to a small jet engine. I'm scared of leaving it on when there's no one in the house and suddenly it catches on fire and burns down the house.
#14
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My computer is about 5 years old, and sometimes it makes sounds similar to a small jet engine.

Mine does the same exact thing.
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#15
Guns, pit bulls and riding in a car with a stupid and/or intoxicated driver.
#16
I don't like sit-in restaurants or being confined in booths, or pretty much being in any situation where someone is blocking the exits. I get a mild claustrophobia no matter how much room I have in these situations. I've never actually had a panic attack, however.
#17
My only big fear is that one day depression will make me give up on life and my dreams.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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#18
sharks in swimming pools if I swim at night
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#19
being denied by a beautifulpeople website that I surely will be denied access to
#22
I have a fear that while having sex I'm gonna cum all over my gfs tits and shes gonna lick it off and I'm gonna forget and kiss her them say ew gross I hate you and wel laugh and lay down and a spider will crawl up my unsuspecting urethra.
#24
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I have a fear that while having sex I'm gonna cum all over my gfs tits and shes gonna lick it off and I'm gonna forget and kiss her them say ew gross I hate you and wel laugh and lay down and a spider will crawl up my unsuspecting urethra.

Your gf sounds hot we should get together sometime
#25
'That this thing on my neck gets any bigger.'
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#27
That people are following me when I walk home in the dark
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#29
I used to not be scared of bees but I was followed by a bee for 2 hours on saturday morning and now I am scared of them again

I am also scared of long-tailed macaques
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#31
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That people are following me when I walk home in the dark


Well if you don't like it just say to my face
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#32
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Well if you don't like it just say to my face

I never know when it`s you though
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#33
Elevator bros <3 **** those things

Sometimes when im in the shower I get scared thinking if.someone tried to muder me, I couldnt get away. I must have watched psycho when I was little or something.
#34
Quote by MinterMan22
elevators
water on my face
bugs
being in a car thats driving fast
stepping in shit
eye contact with pretty people that i don't know
thinking you farted but you just ended up shitting in your pants
contracting a disease from stepping on a needle
contracting a disease from peeing in a urinal and the splash sends bacteria up my peehole
getting a cut on my dicktip
getting a cut on my eyeball
having a dingleberry that makes me smell like shit
getting a cut on my scrotum
singing in public without alcohol
talking in public without alcohol
dancing in public without alcohol
being in public without alcohol
waking up in india one day
booking a hotel room that was sprayed with pesticides to kill bed bugs but it kills you instead
guitar string breaking and taking out an eye
food that's dark yellow
epididymitis
applying too much deodorant and getting a rash
getting pushed onto train tracks
ordering fast food and getting the stalest and oldest shit they got
getting my throat slashed by a dumb kid every time i skate on ice
getting hamburger hands whenever i ride a board
the number 53
when people say "dozens more"
plus dozens more

i'm single ladies


I'm baked out of my mind right now so this made me laugh a ****ton. Bravo sir.
#35
Old people. They're all in some kinda fucking cult or something, I'm sure of it.

EDIT: Chihuahuas too. I don't think they're in league with the old people or anything but they still scare the shit outta me.
Last edited by homeless-john at Feb 3, 2013,
#36
Sponges, I don't mind using them or feeling them really but to imagine what one feels like now makes my skin crawl
#37
Stepping on hypodermic needles and being run over whenever I'm out walking.
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