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dudetheman
Living Life
Join date: Sep 2006
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#1
Today I got stuck with these two females for two hours (go ahead Pit, I expect it), one being my friend's girlfriend and the other being a friend of hers.

Now, my friend's girlfriend is...alright. I don't mind her, I deal with her, because I have to. I like spending time with my friend, so I have to spend time with her. That's just how it is.

She's one of those folks who has nothing to talk about besides the lives and doings of other people. "Blank Blank is the biggest ***** in the city!" "I heard blank got blank pregnant and doesn't want her to keep it!" "Everybody says he cheated on her with whoever, etc."

Constantly. I have to hear this shit spray out of her mouth every minute of every hour that I spend with them. It's ridiculous, and I can't stand it. I had to listen to it for 2 hours today, staring mindlessly at the TV, trying as hard as possible to pretend I couldn't even hear it, for fear of t-totally losing my shit and going off on both of them.

What is wrong with people like this? Do they just have nothing interesting to say? Do they have nothing better to do? Is it the media? What the fuck?

I hope someone else shares my frustration here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypWaLxo32mE

That right there sums up how I feel about it.

/rage.
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smartalecG94
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#2
Um.
Yes.


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dudetheman
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#5
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The fact that you think this might make you a sexist, makes you a sexist.



Well, a lot of people ask me, "Hey man, why don't you find a girl or something, settle down awhile?"

That's why. Most girls I try to date, or be around, or whatever, end up doing this, and I can't stand it. It takes everything I have to be able to force myself to tolerate it, let alone enjoy it, look forward to it.
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GodofCheesecake
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#6
My roommate has a similar girlfriend who now unfortunately lives with us. She's constantly bad tempered and complains about pretty much everything. She depends entirely on him to feed her and if he doesn't respond immediately to her demands she gets angry at him. I constantly have to listen to "Richard, I'm hungry" "well what do you want to eat" "I don't know" "well how about [insert kind of food here]?" "No." [Repeat for half an hour]. And on top of all of that, she has no hobbies. She sits around playing gameboy or going on reddit or watching shitty things on netflix, and she never helps us clean up anything, including messes she generates.

So yeah, that can be frustrating.
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JayT44
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#7
That's a common thing for girls who were popular in high school. The problem isn't with you, but them.

It's annoying as ****.
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Das_Skittles
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#8
People, in general, are vapid and self-centered. Casual misanthropy and cynicism are my drugs of choice to liven up the banality that is interacting with most people.

Or you could just going on a shooting spree at your local mall. That always works.

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jthm_guitarist
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#9
Totally agree with you.

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#10
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People, in general, are vapid and self-centered. Casual misanthropy and cynicism are my drugs of choice to liven up the banality that is interacting with most people.

Constantly gossiping about others is pretty much the opposite of self-centered.

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GodofCheesecake
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#11
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Constantly gossiping about others is pretty much the opposite of self-centered.

No it's not.
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WholeLottaIzzy
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#12
Misanthropic? Sexist? Just want to feel like there's something wrong just to make you different?
JayT44
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#13
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No it's not.

Yeah you guys are right, I didn't think too much into it.
daytripper75

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sacamano79
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#14
Shit sounds mad obnoxious yo.
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snipelfritz
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Join date: May 2006
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#15
They totally wanted to have a threesome with you TS. That's definitely what they were getting at.

You got to learn to read between the lines. Missed a once in a lifetime opportunity, you did.
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dudetheman
Living Life
Join date: Sep 2006
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#16
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Misanthropic? Sexist? Just want to feel like there's something wrong just to make you different?


Oooh, you got me. Via the Internet.

Big man, here. I won't sleep tonight, that's for sure.
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Das_Skittles
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#17
Quote by JayT44
Constantly gossiping about others is pretty much the opposite of self-centered.


Having the best gossip is all about commanding a groups attention. Sort of like "I have a great story, everyone should listen to me now!"


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This was bad and you should feel bad.


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TooktheAtrain
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#18
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

Eleanor Roosevelt.
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#19
Quote by dudetheman
Oooh, you got me. Via the Internet.

Big man, here. I won't sleep tonight, that's for sure.

Whatever, man. You're trying to make out something is wrong with you because a girl bitching about other people annoys you?
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#20
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Whatever, man. You're trying to make out something is wrong with you because a girl bitching about other people annoys you?


I think the title is more of a joke; I don't think he's officially trying to diagnose himself with something.
Todd Hart
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#21
No, you just rightly have a distaste for banality, whereas women rather enjoy it.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
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#23
Quote by TooktheAtrain
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

Eleanor Roosevelt.


yay, i'm the first category then.

on topic. I wouldn't be able to take that for 2 hours. I'd walk away from there or talked about something else. to force them to either discuss something at least somewhat interesting or at least to make them confused and bothered.

i absolutely hate smalltalk and talking about petty stuff. I don't ****ing care about it. Sure, I could spend my entire life talking about it but it's dull and irrelevant to everything in my life. Shut the fack up and leave me alone. I don't wanna talk gossip with you about your supposed friends that you're jealous of but can't say it to them so you have to talk crap behind their backs.
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JayT44
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#24
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"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

Eleanor Roosevelt.

I've never heard this quote, but it's great!
daytripper75

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The_Casinator
No Touching!
Join date: Aug 2008
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#25
I have no idea how this feels. None of my friends have girlfriends I have to deal with (either they're not serious enough or don't bother to bring her along when we hang out which is normal?). One of my friends has a wife, but she's intelligent and calm. Another good friend has a girlfriend who is always slightly on edge, but considering the fact that she lost both of her parents, one of them recently, and has had bad luck all of her life kind of means that she is an angel, relatively speaking.
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Join date: Feb 2007
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#26
I'm gay, so I don't have to deal with this shit from a significant other. But I'm not the feminine type of gay, I'm a metalhead who just happens to like dick. So most of my friends are guys.
In essence I don't have to deal with any of this shit.
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SISO
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#27
Well, actually lots of guys are like that talking about football and shit.
JohnnyGenzale
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Join date: May 2008
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#28
Quote by SISO
Well, actually lots of guys are like that talking about football and shit.


Everyone likes football. And football isn't boring and petty. It's importnat shit.
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whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#29
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Everyone likes football. And football isn't boring and petty. It's importnat shit.



Don't worry mate. Not all girls are like that. You'll find a good one some day
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#30
Quote by kumamilesbear
I'm gay, so I don't have to deal with this shit from a significant other. But I'm not the feminine type of gay, I'm a metalhead who just happens to like dick. So most of my friends are guys.
In essence I don't have to deal with any of this shit.

I've never met a gay guy who wasn't bitchy.
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#31
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I've never met a gay guy who wasn't bitchy.

That's rather unfortunate.
I'm not the bitchy kind of gay. I'm not the flamboyant kind of gay. I'm not the prissy kind of gay. I'm the kind of gay that you won't notice is gay until I tell you. My friend didn't believe me for a year and a half after I came out to him. I had to introduce him to my then boyfriend for him to finally go 'oh, ok, yeah, you're gay.'
I'm basically a straight guy who likes dicks.
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#32
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I'm basically a straight guy who likes dicks.


gaaaaaaay
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#33
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#34
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I'm basically a straight guy who likes dicks.


Me too, brah. Futanari is the shizzle.
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#35
Nah, it's not that you're sexist, you just dislike stupid people.

/thread
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#36
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DAMN YOU! I was going to post that
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#37
I tend to not spend time exclusively with people who are like that. It's not really sexism, just dumb people with nothing better to talk about (on account of the whole being dumb business). Most women I know are pretty damn chill.
kertets
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#38
You're being totally sexist.
The correct procedure would be to go into the toilet and fap to the brink of kingdom-cum.
Then re enter the room and spray that shit in their face saying nothing.
Then turn and walk out without saying anything with your bags still around your ankles, taking those small steps and with the word BOSS on your ass cheeks.
badfish_lewis
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#40
Get used to dealing with people like that would be my advice. Or, get rid of the GF in hopes of finding one who's friends aren't like that, perhaps find a deaf/blind girlfriend.
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