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22 25%
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guitarxo
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#2
I've heard that hard beds are better for your back. But soft beds ARE SO MUCH NICER TO SLEEP IN! I can't decide :c
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ali.guitarkid7
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#3
What's the difference? I've always just had the one with springs.
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#4
I'd sleep in ur boner bb
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#5
Soft with hard pillows.
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#6
I only sleep on a bed where a lady can jump on it and it won't cause the glass of wine I have on the other side of the bed to spill
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#7
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
What's the difference? I've always just had the one with springs.
Beds with springs can be hard or soft lol

One just feels harder and doesnt sink in as much when you lay in it. I guess you couldn't really tell if you've never tried both.

I like hard better, soft hurts my back.
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#8
I don't know what mine is.
I should probably have a hard one though b/c I have a bad back.
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#9
Quote by Woffelz
Soft with hard pillows.

Literally guaranteed no sleep from me. Hard pillows are the devil.
ErikLensherr
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#10
The softer the better. I'd sleep on a giant wad of cotton candy if it didn't attract ants.
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edmodo23
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#11
Okay, so on the topic of boners.. When the old bassist from my band was mooching off me and living at my house, the two of us were home alone. He was sitting in my kitchen with his laptop, looking at porn and jacking it (unknown to me). I heard my mom pulling in the driveway, so I made my way out into the kitchen to help her carry in groceries. I see the bassist sitting there jerking it, and at this point, he was at the point of no return, and just screamed, "Edmodo, GET THE TOWEL!!" and just came all over the countertop and floor and his laptop screen. I was in such a state of shock that I just stood there.. My mom wasnt very when she came in..
Lord Waltaa
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#14
Quote by guitarxo
I've heard that hard beds are better for your back.

Is that why hobos have such good posture?
Because they sleep on solid rock?
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BloodMoon666
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#15
hard please...soft beds are for the weak.
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crazysam23_Atax
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#16
Quote by edmodo23
Okay, so on the topic of boners.. When the old bassist from my band was mooching off me and living at my house, the two of us were home alone. He was sitting in my kitchen with his laptop, looking at porn and jacking it (unknown to me). I heard my mom pulling in the driveway, so I made my way out into the kitchen to help her carry in groceries. I see the bassist sitting there jerking it, and at this point, he was at the point of no return, and just screamed, "Edmodo, GET THE TOWEL!!" and just came all over the countertop and floor and his laptop screen. I was in such a state of shock that I just stood there.. My mom wasnt very when she came in..

Why was your bassist jacking it where anyone had a chance of seeing him? I mean, who wacks off in the fucking kitchen?


OT:
Anyway...I prefer medium beds. Not too soft, not too hard.
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edmodo23
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#17
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Why was your bassist jacking it where anyone had a chance of seeing him? I mean, who wacks off in the fucking kitchen?


OT:
Anyway...I prefer medium beds. Not too soft, not too hard.

He was eating..
crazysam23_Atax
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#18
Quote by edmodo23
He was eating..

Who eats and pops one out at the same time?!
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#19
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Who eats and pops one out at the same time?!

Ahahahahaha I've never heard that one before
WCPhils
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#20
Quote by Woffelz
Soft with hard pillows.

hard pillows are pretty much the worst thing ever.
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#21
hard with soft pillows.
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#23
Quote by guitarxo
I've heard that hard beds are better for your back. But soft beds ARE SO MUCH NICER TO SLEEP IN! I can't decide :c

It depends on how you sleep.

If you are a side sleeper, you need a softer bed and thicker pillow to compensate for the changes in width from your head to shoulders to hips while keeping your spine straight.

If you are a front/back sleeper, you need a firmer bed and thinner pillow (or possibly no pillow for front sleepers)

With that said, I'm a side sleeper so a nice soft bed and a memory foam pillow is heaven for me.
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badfish_lewis
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#26
Hard although unfortunately for me my girlfriend moved her ridiculously expensive and way too soft bed into my house and it's either I sleep on that or the couch...I love you couch
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#28
Mattress on the floor atm because landlords are dicks.
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#31
edmodo23, you really need to fire your bassist. Splooging all over your stuff and in front of your mom is disgusting. Free food or not, he's a douche.
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#32
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edmodo23, you really need to fire your bassist. Splooging all over your stuff and in front of your mom is disgusting . Free food or not, he's a douche.

No it's not. I splooge all over his mom everyday and she doesn't seem to mind
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guitarist41
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#33
I've got an awesome bed that's soft but firm.
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CrAzY-RiLeY
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#34
i sleep on a futon, it builds character and back muscles...

and insomnia.
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#36
Soft beds are terrible for my back, but they're so horrifyingly comfortable that I can't resist.
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#37
Quote by Lord Waltaa
Is that why hobos have such good posture?
Because they sleep on solid rock?



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#38
Quote by CrAzY-RiLeY
i sleep on a futon, it builds character and back muscles...

and insomnia.


My friend had a futon at his apartment. When we'd all get too drunk to drive someone would have to sleep on it, and you're exactly right. I never got a goddamn minute of sleep on that thing.

OT: I prefer whatever my bed is. Sleeping in an owned bed gives you a Well Rested bonus.
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#39
I have the ****ing nicest bed it has NASA SPACE TECHNOLOGY in it and whenever friends sit on it they NEVER WANT TO LEAVE it is very soft, but also a bit hard, it is like a cuddle
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#40
I suppose my bed is soft but not too soft. Sort of a soft-medium. It's quite large (king) and I have a solid collection of super awesome pillows that I can use to customize to different levels of propping/comfort, although my extra soft and wonderful pillows that stay perpetually "cool side" are always the top pillow. I also have multiple blankets depending on how hot/cold the temperature is. I'm a professional sleeper. We spend too much time of our lives sleeping to cheapen the experience.