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strait jacket
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#1
I'M ANGRY, EVERYTHING SUCKS, MY FAMILY SUCKS, MY WORK SUCKS, MY HOME SUCKS, I'M BROKE, I'M LONELY, I'VE GOT A WEIRD LUMP ON MY HEAD THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR NEARLY A MONTH, I CAN'T PLAY ****ING GUITAR TONIGHT, I FEEL SICK, I'VE GOT NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, IT'S TOO WARM INSIDE DAMMIT, I'VE GOT NO GODDAMN CLEAN CLOTHES, MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING TOO HOT, I NEED A HAIRCUT AGAIN AND I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MUSIC OUT LOUD IN MY OWN MOTHER****ING ROOM.


Does anyone else feel really pissed off?
Relaxation tips that ARE NOT FAPPING?
Writing that is making me feel better already.

if mods want to close this then I love you all<3
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Last edited by strait jacket at Feb 5, 2013,
whoomit
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#2
Come on man, talk. What's up?

And edit out that last line!
slash_GNR666
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#4
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Joshua Garcia
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#5
Quote by strait jacket
Relaxation tips that ARE NOT FAPPING?

Fapping... furiously?
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
snipelfritz
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#6
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Fapping... furiously?

He wants to relax.

So fapping, sensuously...
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Stugg334
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#7
kill yourself


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slash_GNR666
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#8
Have a crank
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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strait jacket
cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Join date: Dec 2010
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#9
Quote by whoomit
Come on man, talk. What's up?

And edit out that last line!

better?


Really the thing is I'm sad that I can't see my gf but that seems to have made everything that sucks in my life really stand out, also this lump on my face is freaking me out and if I see a doctor my father will get angry cos he hates doctors, (life will be hell for at least a few days when I do finally go)
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
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#10
If it makes you feel any better, reading this made me a bit happy
(:

but OT, go for a run, or a jog, or something outside that'll increase your heart rate for about 30min, then come back, have some icecream, watch some cartoons, have a nap, draw a nice picture, you'll feel great, it'll be great
Burgery
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#11
your problems are lame
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suckersdream
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#12
you seem a bit tense.

serious answer: whisper relaxation videos on youtube. Works for some people, not for others, just depends. But I use them a lot and if you stick with them and focus on them it melts your anger and stress a bit.
mystical_1
Doomed
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#13
It could be worse.

Appreciate what you have, like a computer, your own room, free speech, free advice, warmth, a clear mind...

Actually, the more that I see how good you have it, the less I feel bad for you.

If you go through life always wanting and never appreciating what you have, you will never find that what you do have, is all you every needed. And probably more than you deserve.
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whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
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#14
Quote by strait jacket
better?


Really the thing is I'm sad that I can't see my gf but that seems to have made everything that sucks in my life really stand out, also this lump on my face is freaking me out and if I see a doctor my father will get angry cos he hates doctors, (life will be hell for at least a few days when I do finally go)

How come you can't see her? And how long for?

Anyway you can get to the doctor's w/o your dad knowing?
slash_GNR666
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#15
Quote by strait jacket
Really the thing is I'm sad that I can't see my gf but that seems to have made everything that sucks in my life really stand out, also this lump on my face is freaking me out and if I see a doctor my father will get angry cos he hates doctors, (life will be hell for at least a few days when I do finally go)


So your Dad doesn't want you to go and get a lump checked out??

Some Dad he is

Fuck your Dad and his hates.

Fuck your GF for making you feel this way.

Fuck the police just because bacon.
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#16
Quote by slash_GNR666
So your Dad doesn't want you to go and get a lump checked out??

Some Dad he is

Fuck your Dad and his hates.

Fuck your GF for making you feel this way.

Fuck the police just because bacon.



1: he has a lump in the same spot and refuses to have it checked out, he's mental.

2: I wish I could, that would make me feel better but I'm currently several hundred kms away from her and will be for minimum 2 weeks.

3: agreed


Quote by whoomit

Anyway you can get to the doctor's w/o your dad knowing?

I'm kept on such a tight leash, I can't fart without my parents knowing about it


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Listen to some Linkin Park. Things will be better. Because you'll realise they could be worse. You could be one of those who like Linkin Park.


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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
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JohnnyGenzale
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#17
Listen to some Linkin Park. Things will be better. Because you'll realise they could be worse. You could be one of those who like Linkin Park.

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
mystical_1
Doomed
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#18
I bet not knowing what the lump is, is bothering you more than you think it is subconsciously and probably really scares the shit outta you.

I had a lump in my chest that hurt when I touched it when I was 17. I didn't tell anyone for almost a year and I lended up drinking more and being more self destructive, without knowing it.

Turns out, its very common in teen age kids. It was a cist with nerve endings. It eventually went away on its own. But not knowing what it was for a year was an even bigger cancer to my body.

Go get it checked out. Like you told someone else in another thread, "Just do it."

Just do it.
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slash_GNR666
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#19
Quote by strait jacket
I'm kept on such a tight leash, I can't fart without my parents knowing about it


Seriously, I think you should grow a pair and get that lump checked out
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
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#20
The lump checked out should be your prio. I bet that's bothering you the most. Everything else isn't a big worry even though it can suck. Check out that lump and a big relieve will hopefully flow over you.

Good luck mate.
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sam b
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#21
Quote by strait jacket
this lump on my face is freaking me out and if I see a doctor my father will get angry cos he hates doctors



Worst dad ever


"Son, you may have cancer of the face, but I will get angry if you go to hospital "
naedauuf
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#22
Its just one a those days when you don't wanna wake up
Everything is ****ed, everybody sucks
You don't really know why, but you wanna justify
RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF


AMIRITE TS OLOLOLO

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I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MUSIC OUT LOUD IN MY OWN MOTHER****ING ROOM.

Your room? If your parents own the house, it's their room.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


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JohnnyGenzale
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#23
Are you part of some obscure sect that likes to "stick to their own" or why would you dad be so much against doctors?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
henrihell
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#24
Welcome to Finland! I can guarantee you that it's not warm here... Also it snows like hell and the wind is blowing furiously. The floor in my room is also terribly cold, and I'll have to go shovel that snow out of the driveway right about now, which means an hour or so out in the cold...
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strait jacket
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#25
Quote by slash_GNR666
Seriously, I think you should grow a pair and get that lump checked out

Quote by mystical_1
I bet not knowing what the lump is, is bothering you more than you think it is subconsciously and probably really scares the shit outta you.

I had a lump in my chest that hurt when I touched it when I was 17. I didn't tell anyone for almost a year and I lended up drinking more and being more self destructive, without knowing it.

Turns out, its very common in teen age kids. It was a cist with nerve endings. It eventually went away on its own. But not knowing what it was for a year was an even bigger cancer to my body.

Go get it checked out. Like you told someone else in another thread, "Just do it."

Just do it.


You're both right, I'll do it tomorrow morning and **** the consequences from cap'n asshat.

Usually I'm pretty positive, my life now is paradise in comparison to my life this time last year, I'm just feeling mopey but I know I shouldn't.
Overall things are getting better I just need to remind myself of that...

Maybe fapping is a good idea after all.


EDIT:
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Are you part of some obscure sect that likes to "stick to their own" or why would you dad be so much against doctors?

He's just mental, seriously he once tried to hang himself because I accidentally slept in for half an hour
He's on anti depressants and other happy pills now but he still freaks out on a semi-regular basis.
Also one of his brothers is a doctor and they hate each other.

EDITEDIT:
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Your room? If your parents own the house, it's their room.

It's a caravan actually, I just wanted to seem like I fit in, and they couldn't have bought it without me working for them for free so dammit it's just as much mine as theirs.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
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slash_GNR666
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#26


Quote by strait jacket
Maybe fapping is a good idea after all.


It is always a good idea
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#27
Quote by slash_GNR666


That would be funny except centrelink (government department) once made me go to therapy before they would let me enrol in TAFE until my dad made me stop going because psychiatrists are a kind of doctor and as before, **** doctors.
christ I sound like a whiny little bitch today.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
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So-Cal
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#28
Just work through your problems one step at a time. First on your list should be getting the lump checked out and don't let anyone stand in your way. You'll feel a lot better, promise.
Telecaster7
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#29
Hi Angry, I'm Leon.


Hilarious jokes aside, that really sucks. I say go to the doctors. Your dad won't like it if you go, but he'll like it less when you die of preventable face cancer. Use headphones to blast music so loud you forget about the outside world. You don't need alcohol to have fun (it helps heaps). And remember, we're all friends here
samuel_iv
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#30
Hey man, how come your parents keep you on such a tight leash and all that? Seems a bit old fashioned hating doctors. Anyway yeah, id get that lump looked at but its probably nothing serious but knowing will give you some piece of mind. Can totally relate to the being apart from your girlfriend, my fiancee has gone away as part of her course teaching English to kids in Spain and won't be back for a few weeks.
Chin up mate
Ometh
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#31
Try killing yourself: it'll solve most if not all your problems. It will please your parents and family too
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strait jacket
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#32
Quote by Telecaster7
Hi Angry, I'm Leon.


Hilarious jokes aside, that really sucks. I say go to the doctors. Your dad won't like it if you go, but he'll like it less when you die of preventable face cancer. Use headphones to blast music so loud you forget about the outside world. You don't need alcohol to have fun (it helps heaps). And remember, we're all friends here



Hey dude you sent me the silly straw for the secret santa thread didn't you?

I was kinda hoping we would have a big reveal of who sent what.
I've actually used it quite a bit just cos it's silly.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
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TunerAddict
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#33
You can do what I do and make threatening phone calls to female celebrities.
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Telecaster7
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#34
Quote by strait jacket
Hey dude you sent me the silly straw for the secret santa thread didn't you?

I was kinda hoping we would have a big reveal of who sent what.
I've actually used it quite a bit just cos it's silly.


Yes, that was me. I assume you sent me the record? You were the only other Australian in it so...
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#35
Quote by Telecaster7
Yes, that was me. I assume you sent me the record? You were the only other Australian in it so...


yeah, I got it off ebay, it only occurred to me after I bought it that you might not be able to play it

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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
Telecaster7
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#36
Quote by strait jacket
yeah, I got it off ebay, it only occurred to me after I bought it that you might not be able to play it



I definitely can

And I thought the record was the best and most probably thoughtful gift, and began to feel bad that all I had got you was a silly straw shaped like unfashionable sunglasses. It seemed like I had put almost no effort into my gift for you while you had bought this awesome thing for me. But, if you like the straw, then, yay I guess

theguitarist
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#38
Lift. Run. Exercise.


or

Go get a book. Anything reasonably written will do. They're dirt cheap, especially used. Go to a park, or similar open and quiet space. Find a clean bench that faces a nice view. Sit down. Take a deep breath and take in the scenery for a while. Don't allow yourself to think about anything of any substance. Just blank your mind out and absorb what is in front of you. If you get distracted by your thoughts, read the book for a bit to draw your mind away from things. That's pretty much a easy method of meditation if you've never really done it before..


edit: also you're 19, so you're an adult now. go see the damn doctor. your father never has to know, but if you want to tell him and he gives you crap, tell him to gtfo.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
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#39
Quote by strait jacket
but I'm currently several hundred kms away from her and will be for minimum 2 weeks.


2 weeks? And that's it? Quit being a wuss.
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Read this please. This as well.
JohnnyGenzale
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#40
Do you even lift bro?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash