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edmodo23
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#1
I shared this story in another thread, but I figured the majority of the pit would get a kick out of this.

So basically, this was about a month ago, at the time the fat bassist from my old band was mooching of me and living in my house. Basically, I was sitting in my living room playing my acoustic guitar, when I heard my mom pull into the garage. I quickly got up to help her bring in groceries.

I walk into the kitchen, and see the fat bassist sitting at the counter with his laptop, jacking off to porn. I wouldv'e stopped him before my mom walked in and saw, but it was already too late.. He was already at the point of no return.. He heard my mom walking up to the entrance from the garage to the kitchen, and as I walked in, he turned around and saw me, and just looked me in the eye and screamed as loud as he could, "DUDE GET THE ****ING TOWEL!!"

At this point we heard the doorknob start to turn, and we knew it was too late. My mon walked in just in time to see him blow his load all over the countertop and floor, and all over his laptop screen. She was not happy..

Has anything like this ever happened to any of you??
Last edited by edmodo23 at Feb 5, 2013,
Phazon
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#5
Bahahahahahha
ahahaha

holy crap this is awesome.
I love your threads. Pure entertainment!

ErikLensherr
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#6
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.
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edmodo23
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#8
Quote by ErikLensherr
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.

Last edited by edmodo23 at Feb 5, 2013,
edmodo23
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#10
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In the KITCHEN?!

Yeah. He was eating.
SexyLikeAPig
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#11
Quote by ErikLensherr
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.


RIP Adam
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#13
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It's not like you've posted this several times.

BUT ITS SO FUNNNNIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
edmodo23
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#15
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edmondodorodo or whatever you're called, I think you're lying.

SexyLikeAPig
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#16
Dude, this story is hilarious. Edmodo, you should be a comedian.

RIP Adam
edmodo23
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#17
Quote by SexyLikeAPig
Dude, this story is hilarious. Edmodo, you should be a comedian.


Really??
SexyLikeAPig
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#19
Quote by edmodo23




Quote by edmodo23
Really??


Yeah man! You should scrap all those other plans for future careers and become a comedian!!!1! XDXDXD
RIP Adam
edmodo23
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#20
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Don't.

But it's my OWN face!!! I should have the right to use it. Come at me brah
JohnnyGenzale
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#22
I still prefer Mayslash.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
adamgur96
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#26
edmodo and mayslash should fight to claim their place in the pit, because both are quite the same. I'd watch that shit.
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crazysam23_Atax
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#28
As I said in the other thread, who the hell jacks and eats at the same time? Also, who doesn't at least go into the bathroom to watch porn? No one wants to see you tugging your dick!
H4T3BR33D3R
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#29
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
As I said in the other thread, who the hell jacks and eats at the same time? Also, who doesn't at least go into the bathroom to watch porn? No one wants to see you tugging your dick!



Who goes to the BATHROOM to watch porn?


You're weird guy.
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crazysam23_Atax
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#31
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Who goes to the BATHROOM to watch porn?


You're weird guy.

The actual room wasn't the point. The point was privacy. You're supposed to jack off where no one else can see you.
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#32
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
The actual room wasn't the point. The point was privacy. You're supposed to jack off where no one else can see you.



Well, what if he's into that exhibitionist shit, huh? What if that gets him his jollies?


Who are WE to judge?
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lolmnt
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#33
100% not true
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#34
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Well, what if he's into that exhibitionist shit, huh? What if that gets him his jollies?


Who are WE to judge?

I'd tell him to get his jollies somewhere that wasn't MY house, if I were TS.

Of course, TS is edmodo...so, yeah...
H4T3BR33D3R
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#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I'd tell him to get his jollies somewhere that wasn't MY house, if I were TS.

Of course, TS is edmodo...so, yeah...



Yeah but if TS tells him, then he'll threaten to beat him up again!
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my mom and i went to a furry con and on the second day she said she didn't come and pay money to go see dumb shit.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
crazysam23_Atax
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#36
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Yeah but if TS tells him, then he'll threaten to beat him up again!

lolmnt
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#37
TS should just smash him
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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#38
Shake dem ketchup bottle, dayum!
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lncognito
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#39
Quote by adamgur96
edmodo and mayslash should fight to claim their place in the pit, because both are quite the same. I'd watch that shit.
Hm... how could that possibly be arranged?

Mods, will you be willing to make an exception to the "release from ban afterwards"-rule in the Gladiator pit if these two battle?
edmodo23
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#40
Quote by lncognito
Hm... how could that possibly be arranged?

Mods, will you be willing to make an exception to the "release from ban afterwards"-rule in the Gladiator pit if these two battle?

Battle? WHAT?? Why?!?