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#2
Basically the only thing that doesn't lower your sperm count is letting yer balls hang low and free


Let 'em dangle in the wind and flap around and shit
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#3
I near exclusively watch TV on my laptop. I'm good.
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#4
Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.
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#5
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I near exclusively watch TV on my laptop. I'm good.


Unless your laptop is actually on your lap in which case your boys is boiled.
#7
Funny, I just read a study the other week saying TV increases sperm count.

TV = tight vagina
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.
This. The title doesn't correctly represent the actual result of the study.
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#9
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.

Bingo!
#10
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.


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#11
But if you beat off like every 2-4 hours doesn't that make you pretty active?
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#12
my sperms cant count good becose they spend all day watchin that stupid idiot box lol
#15
So what you are saying is if I just sit around smoking weed and chilling I can bareback my girlfriend without birth control and I'm probably not going to get her pregnant? Science rules.
#16
I think it's best to shun any news article with a variation of "link" in the title.
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So what you are saying is if I just sit around smoking weed and chilling I can bareback my girlfriend without birth control and I'm probably not going to get her pregnant? Science rules.
Or you can take a shortcut and get kneed in the nuts a couple times.
#18
I think I got more than my fair share of that in grade 7 & 8 thank you very much. I took a 10 pound shotput to the nads and the boys are still fine, I'm pretty sure I'm sort of genetic superhuman.
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I think I got more than my fair share of that in grade 7 & 8 thank you very much. I took a 10 pound shotput to the nads and the boys are still fine, I'm pretty sure I'm sort of genetic superhuman.
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#20
I don't own a television. Not one. Rid my house of them years ago. Best decision I ever made.

Television is unreality. The news is nothing but propaganda and cannot be relied upon. Even the weather is dubious. Sports scores are about the only thing that's accurate, but I outgrew sports at around 16 years of age.

Television is an incredible waste of time and sucks the creativity right out of every human that watches it. It is literal mind control for they don't call it "programming" for no reason.
People will actually sit down at a time certain each week for their "program." Like Pavlov's dog salivating for the latest titillating trash to come out of New York or L.A. No thanks.
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I don't own a television. Not one. Rid my house of them years ago. Best decision I ever made.

Television is unreality. The news is nothing but propaganda and cannot be relied upon. Even the weather is dubious. Sports scores are about the only thing that's accurate, but I outgrew sports at around 16 years of age.

Television is an incredible waste of time and sucks the creativity right out of every human that watches it. It is literal mind control for they don't call it "programming" for no reason.
People will actually sit down at a time certain each week for their "program." Like Pavlov's dog salivating for the latest titillating trash to come out of New York or L.A. No thanks.

Your loss Hitler, Breaking Bad is really good.
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#23
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Unless your laptop is actually on your lap in which case your boys is boiled.
It's called "Toasted Leg Syndrome" and most people aren't aware of it.

Warm Laptop? Beware 'Toasted Leg Syndrome'

Laptop computers, by nature, can go anywhere. And when users log on, they often rest the laptop in their lap.

This may even be how you are reading this article right now. If so, you may want to consider moving the laptop off your skin.

The November issue of Pediatrics explores a case study involving a 12-year-old boy whose laptop is thought to have caused erythema ab igne, a skin affliction known as “toasted leg syndrome.”

Erythema ab igne is a skin disorder in which affected skin turns brown. It is typically caused by prolonged exposure to heat or an infrared source such as a heating pad or hot water bottle.

In the past, erythema ab igne was most commonly observed on patients who worked near open fires and coal stoves. Incidence has gone down since the introduction of central heating.

However, researchers are noticing new cases caused by laptop computers.

To be clear, laptop-induced cases are still rare. The researchers know of only 10 laptop-induced cases since 2004.

These patients are unique in that the skin discoloration occurs on patients’ thighs and is asymmetrical.

The 12-year-old boy highlighted in the article is thought to be the youngest laptop-induced patient. He reported playing computer games for several hours per day with his laptop computer being located on his upper legs. This continued for months. He noticed the heat on his left side, but did not change the laptop’s position.

His erythema ab igne was only on his left leg. The authors believe it was probably caused by heat emanating from the optical drive. A laptop’s battery and ventilation fan are two other suspected common culprits.

In rare cases, chronic erythema ab igne can lead to squamous cell carcinoma, a form of cancer.

The authors conclude that although the skin problem is rarely reported now, they believe the popularity of laptops will likely increase the diagnosis in the future. They caution that a child’s skin is especially sensitive to heat and also recommend laptop warning labels.
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#24
Smoking
Sitting on a Microwave
Beer
Being shot in the nuts
and now Televison!?

Shit, sperms these days have it hard.
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#25
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Your loss Hitler, Breaking Bad is really good.
Name calling; the first sanctuary for those who cannot refute or have a researched opinion about what was said by the person they call names. Most people outgrow name calling by about the third grade, but not all. Name calling is a form of propaganda.

Propaganda Techniques

Name Calling:

Name calling occurs often in politics and wartime scenarios, but very seldom in advertising. It is another of the seven main techniques designated by the Institute for Propaganda Analysis. It is the use of derogatory language or words that carry a negative connotation when describing an enemy. The propaganda attempts to arouse prejudice among the public by labeling the target something that the public dislikes. Often, name calling is employed using sarcasm and ridicule, and shows up often in political cartoons or writings. When examining name calling propaganda, we should attempt to separate our feelings about the name and our feelings about the actual idea or proposal.
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Name calling; the first sanctuary for those who cannot refute or have a researched opinion about what was said by the person they call names. Most people outgrow name calling by about the third grade, but not all. Name calling is a form of propaganda.

Propaganda Techniques

Name Calling:

Name calling occurs often in politics and wartime scenarios, but very seldom in advertising. It is another of the seven main techniques designated by the Institute for Propaganda Analysis. It is the use of derogatory language or words that carry a negative connotation when describing an enemy. The propaganda attempts to arouse prejudice among the public by labeling the target something that the public dislikes. Often, name calling is employed using sarcasm and ridicule, and shows up often in political cartoons or writings. When examining name calling propaganda, we should attempt to separate our feelings about the name and our feelings about the actual idea or proposal.


u wot m8
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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#27
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Name calling; the first sanctuary for those who cannot refute or have a researched opinion about what was said by the person they call names. Most people outgrow name calling by about the third grade, but not all. Name calling is a form of propaganda.

Propaganda Techniques

Name Calling:

Name calling occurs often in politics and wartime scenarios, but very seldom in advertising. It is another of the seven main techniques designated by the Institute for Propaganda Analysis. It is the use of derogatory language or words that carry a negative connotation when describing an enemy. The propaganda attempts to arouse prejudice among the public by labeling the target something that the public dislikes. Often, name calling is employed using sarcasm and ridicule, and shows up often in political cartoons or writings. When examining name calling propaganda, we should attempt to separate our feelings about the name and our feelings about the actual idea or proposal.

fag
#28
He just called you a homosexual, not a cigarette.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#29
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u wot m8
Name callers are customarily of low IQ as evidenced by their own speech or writings.
#30
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Name callers are customarily of low IQ as evidenced by their own speech or writings.

#31
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fag
As stated above, those who use this form of propaganda (name calling) are usually of low IQ and have poor critical thinking skills.

UG isn't lacking in the share of users who fit the above category or criteria. Like cockroaches they are.
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#33
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Name callers are customarily of low IQ as evidenced by their own speech or writings.

So are people who think weather reports are "propaganda" in my experience.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#34
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As stated above, those who use this form of propaganda (name calling) are usually of low IQ and have poor critical thinking skills.

As stated above, you are a fag.
#35
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Ejection is the worst though.

You mean adjaculation?
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#36
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As stated above, those who use this form of propaganda (name calling) are usually of low IQ and have poor critical thinking skills.

UG isn't lacking in the share of users who fit the above category or criteria. Like cockroaches they are.


You must be fun at parties.
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#37
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So are people who think weather reports are "propaganda" in my experience.
You are implying I made such an assertion. You are being disingenuous and are a liar.

I said that weather reports are dubious. Do you know what that term means? One of its definitions include "of uncertain outcome." A weather report is an educated guess at best and many times a meteorologist gets it wrong.

In passing, your attempt to label something I said above that in no way has anything whatsoever to do with propaganda is a fail.
#38
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As stated above, you are a fag.
I'm not the one of at least two here with the homosexual fixation and obsession, nor have I made any such references to same. It seems to me the one talking the most about dicks is the one most interested in dicks.
#39
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You are implying I made such an assertion. You are being disingenuous and are a liar.

I said that weather reports are dubious. Do you know what that term means? One of its definitions include "of uncertain outcome." A weather report is an educated guess at best and many times a meteorologist gets it wrong.

In passing, your attempt to label something I said above that in no way has anything whatsoever to do with propaganda is a fail.

Definitely fun at parties, lol.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
#40
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As stated above, those who use this form of propaganda (name calling) are usually of low IQ and have poor critical thinking skills.

UG isn't lacking in the share of users who fit the above category or criteria. Like cockroaches they are.

C*ntbucket! Ass-sock! Jackoid!


In all seriousness, your assertion that people calling you names automatically means they have low IQ and poor critical thinking skills leads me to question your critical thinking skills.

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I'm not the one of at least two here with the homosexual fixation and obsession, nor have I made any such references to same. It seems to me the one talking the most about dicks is the one most interested in dicks.

I suspected this was the case. /sigh

You have bad critical thinking skills.
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