Funk Monk
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#1
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#2
"TS is a knob."
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,720 IQ
#3
Lucky numbers! :4 8 15 16 23 42
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Have anybody went on high lately?
v Smash dat mf
lushacrous
drunkacrous
Join date: Sep 2007
190 IQ
#4
"poop"
R.I.P. M.C.A.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#5
"Do your own shit"
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
ArtyArnaud
Excelsior
Join date: Jul 2011
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#6
"Hey bro still wanna blow up the empire state building? I just bought some C4. xoxo

btw, my son should marry your daughter, I am sure she's beautiful under that plastic bag "


You're welcome.
Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#7
"Humus is good, humus is great,
Can I have more humus put on my plate"
lushacrous
drunkacrous
Join date: Sep 2007
190 IQ
#9
It roughly translates to

ރީ ޖުމްހޫރިއްޔާއެކެވެ.އެމެރިކާގެ ގުޅިފައިވާ ސިޓީ އުތުރު އެމެރިކާ ބައްރު ގައި ވެއެވެ. މިބައި ބޯޑަރު ކުރެވިފައިވަނީ އުތުރުން ކެނެޑާ އާއެވެ. އަދި ދެކުނުން މެކްސިކޯ އާއެވެ. މީގެ އިތުރުން އެމެރިކާގެ އެންމެ ބޮޑު އެއް ސްޓޭޓް އެލަސްކާ އޮންނަނީ ކެނެޑާގެ ހުޅަގު އިރުން ޕެސިފިކް ކަނޑުގެ އައްސޭރި އަށް ވާގޮތަށެވެ. އަދި ހަވާއީ އޮންނަނީ ޕެސިފިކް ކަނޑުގެ މެދުތެރޭގައެވެ. މީގެ އިތުރުން އެމެރިކާގެ އެތައް ޓެރިޓަރީތައް ޕެސިފި
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#13
derka derka muhammad jihad

..::fat
lard::..
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Darkshade666
Has a 666 in his name
Join date: Aug 2006
1,607 IQ
#14
Woah looks like some old arabic scripture. I'll try anyway.

Do your prayers from the rising of the sun till the end of the night and the reading of the Qur'an at dawn.
The reading of the Qur'an was witnessed at dawn.

Qur'an literaly means "reading" so the last sentence is confusing me.
Mister.Y
something something
Join date: Mar 2005
788 IQ
#15
Quote by Darkshade666
Woah looks like some old arabic scripture. I'll try anyway.

Do your prayers from the rising of the sun till the end of the night and the reading of the Qur'an at dawn.
The reading of the Qur'an was witnessed at dawn.

Qur'an literaly means "reading" so the last sentence is confusing me.


Nah, that's definitely not it.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
TheNameOfNoone
Buckethead's Right Hand
Join date: Mar 2011
2,144 IQ
#16
"Fo shizzle, mah nizzle
Save the cheerleaders,
Save the world.
The one with the
unborn name FUNK MONK
Is the one
Who lays with another man
So he shall be stoned
coz he's a gay ass motherfucker!"
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The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


Aw yeah.
Insanity ninja
UG's resident potwash.
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#17
Doctors office closed, come back when the East star shines upon the North face of Jukoothoo Mountain.
Silverburst
midi pure
ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join date: May 2006
75 IQ
#18
if it helps its urdu and bengali i think.
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Oh man thats amazing, you win midi pure. I don't care whether it's a competition or not


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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
Funk Monk
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2009
2,227 IQ
#19
Quote by TheNameOfNoone
"Fo shizzle, mah nizzle
Save the cheerleaders,
Save the world.
The one with the
unborn name FUNK MONK
Is the one
Who lays with another man
So he shall be stoned
coz he's a gay ass motherfucker!"


Brilliant.


EDIT: This is a serious inquiry lol.
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Wolfinator-x
Teeth
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#20
"Bro do you even lift"
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

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Seref
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#23
My child is an Honor Roll Student at Al-Mulimar Ahmed Insurgency Training Camp.
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Funk Monk
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#26
Someone wrote earlier but disappeared, that this might be arabic?
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Darkshade666
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Join date: Aug 2006
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#27
This IS arabic. Read my translation. I'm from Lebanon and lived 20 years there and got schooled in arabic. Go read first page. Pls.
Regarts.
ali.guitarkid7
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Join date: Oct 2009
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#28
Pray from sunrise to the end of night and read [the quran, i'm guessing] at dawn, for reading at dawn is witnessed [by God, that is].


The bit at the bottom must be how everyone else sees Arabic. Why the **** are aliens translating their shit to arabic?
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
TheNameOfNoone
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#29
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"Bro do you even lift"


You, sir, made my fucking life
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You get my first ever lolstack






The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


Aw yeah.
willT08
Banned
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#30
If I'd paid attention in my Arabic class I totally could have done this
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
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#31
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You, sir, made my fucking life


My existence has now been validated for the day
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#32
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"Bro do you even lift"


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#33
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
"Shit, maybe the Jews are right".
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Seref
Gob****e
Join date: Jun 2009
688 IQ
#34
My other car is a magic carpet.

PS- Abraham was an asshole.
Last edited by Seref at Feb 6, 2013,
kertets
Banned
Join date: Jan 2012
80 IQ
#35
I studied arabic scripture for 37 years.
It seems to be some ancient scripture from 900bc, possibly a prescription from a witch doctor.
I'll give it a try; oo, ee, ee, ah ah, ting, tang, awolla wolla bing bang
oo, ee, ee, ah ah, ting tang, wolla wolla bing bang.
Last edited by kertets at Feb 6, 2013,
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#36
"Bend your knees for the great Allah, let him shower you with white hot blessing"