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Trowzaa
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#2
I don't keep things in my back pockets, too risky.
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WCPhils
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#3
no

unless they're black
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theogonia777
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#4
I don't keep anything in them. I often wear leggings which don't even have pockets.
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#5
Quote by Trowzaa
I don't keep things in my back pockets, too risky.


Came in here to say this.
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JackWhiteIsButts
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Join date: Mar 2008
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#7
Quote by Trowzaa
I don't keep things in my back pockets, too risky.

This except I do it more for comfort than risk aversion.
Trowzaa
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Join date: Mar 2009
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#9
Of course, there's always the possibility that they've gone for the Fallout route and planted a live mine/grenade in your pocket.
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TheChaz
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Join date: Jun 2008
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#12
Don't use my back pockets. Who wants to sit on their wallet/get ass sweat?
AxeToFall
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#13
For the people who don't use your back pocket, where do you keep your wallet?
Last edited by AxeToFall at Feb 5, 2013,
Nelshizzle
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#14
I'm pretty sure it's the UK users who dont put the wallet in the back pocket. I could be wrong though.
necrosis1193
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#15
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I'm pretty sure it's the UK users who dont put the wallet in the back pocket. I could be wrong though.


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lushacrous
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#17
I've never really been conscious of it, but now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I do
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#18
I keep my wallet in my bag. Only thing in my pocket will be a few bills and my metrocard. Side pocket not back pocket.
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Join date: Jun 2011
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#19
I don't keep things in my back pockets. I only keep my phone in my front left pocket and I do check that.
stratman_13
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#20
Always.

I don't even think about it. I just do it instinctively. Depending on the side I get bumped I'll also automatically reach a hand back to check for my notebook.
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#21
Wallet in left front pocket, phone in right front pocket.

And yeah sometimes
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AdamDK
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#22
I rarely put stuff in my back pocket. When I do it's usually just unimportant stuff, bits a bit of paper or something. I'd never keep money/wallet/keys/phone in my back pocket. That is just stupid.
Spadge71
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#24
Apparently pick pockets work in tandem, and the way they can tell where you keep your wallet, is when the first one bumps into you, it is usually an unconscious reflex to check for your wallet.

The second pick pocket notes where you check, and targets that area.

So basically, never check yourself, or you shall wreck yourself.
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#25
No, I don't keep things there anymore ever since my wallet disappeared the one time I ever did.
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#26
I put my wallet in my front right pocket, picks in my change pocket, phone in left pocket. If I'm not wearing a jacket keys go in my back pocket, if I am wearing a jacket keys go in my jacket pockets. If someone can steal something from my front pocket I'd be impressed, I have a hard time getting my wallet out usually.
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#27
Always, I'm a very distrustful person.
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#28
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#30
Depends on the area I'm in.
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#31
I put my stuff in my front pockets. It would require some astounding skill to retrieve my wallet without upsetting all the other shit I haul around.
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#33
yeah I do it all the time already though.
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#34
I probably do, but I've never really noticed.


I check all of my pockets whenever I get up though, and sometimes while I'm already walking.

I call it the three-point check. you know how it is.
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#35
I used to just wear a chain with it. But I kinda stopped that. But I don't get bumped into anyways. Ever.
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#36
Only if the person's black.
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#37
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Only if the person's black.

Someone finally agrees!
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TheChaz
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#39
Front pockets for stuff brosef. Easier access and whatnot.
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#40
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people dont bump into me....

Probably the smell of the alcohol.
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