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#41
If I'm in the city - yes.
If I'm in the burbs - lol nah.


Although, I am already super paranoid about checking for my phone, wallet, and keys, even if I am already positive I have them. All the time. It's like a twitch.
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Last edited by AeroRocker at Feb 6, 2013,
#42
Only if the person is mexican
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#43
I do. I watched that special on tv they had on last year about pick pockets around the world. They were taking belts, fanny packs, and even stuff out of people's front pockets. Pretty amazing and scary.

They showed how they ply their trade and everyone should be checking their crap out in public, constantly.
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#44
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Only if the person is mexican

All the mexicans I've met were kind enough to leave tequila after rummaging through my back pocket.
#46
I don't check because I generally don't get bumped into, But If I know i'm going to a place where I'll get bumped into(club/pub/gay Stripclub) then I'll move it to my front pocket just in case.
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#47
i'm still wearing my badass wallet chain i used to wear in high school, and i like to think that it offers some degree of protection against regular clumsy pickpockets.
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#48
When someone bumps into me, I check my wife's bra.

I don't have a wife. Also I'm poor.

I don't check my wallet.
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#49
I habitually check for my wallet if I leave a room. I also keep a phat wallet so I in't werryd by no theefs yo.
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#50
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And sitting on your wallet is really uncomfy.

Wtf kind of wallets do ya'll have? Uncomfy? Pffffttt...

OT:
No, I don't. If I'm a very crowded area though, like a theme park, I may put my wallet in my front pocket. Harder to steal that way.
#51
I thought I was the only one. If someone brushes me, especially in a city I check. I was in New Orleans for about 2 weeks and I ended up putting my wallet in my front pocket because I got tired of reaching back to check.
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#52
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Probably the smell of the alcohol.



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#54
No

I don't have clothes with back pockets
if I do they're usually too small to put important things in
I either carry a bag or if i'm going somewhere quick phone in right hand wallet in left. Pickpockets aren't a big issue here.
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#55
I use a biker wallet which makes things a hell of a lot harder to steal.
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#56
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Apparently pick pockets work in tandem, and the way they can tell where you keep your wallet, is when the first one bumps into you, it is usually an unconscious reflex to check for your wallet.

The second pick pocket notes where you check, and targets that area.

So basically, never check yourself, or you shall wreck yourself.

just get your wallet out and put it between your teeth
#57
I live in South Africa, if someone bumps into me I need to check if I still have backpockets...
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#58
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Wallet in left front pocket, phone in right front pocket.


This.

If someone tries to pick my pockets it's just gonna be awkward...
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#59
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So basically, never check yourself, or you shall wreck yourself.




I usually do. Especially if I'm at a party. Doubly so if the party is sketchy.
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#60
Naw man, I live in Abadeen where everyone flash the cash anyway.

What's one wallet to a SUPASTAH like me?
#62
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Naw man, I live in Abadeen where everyone flash the cash anyway.

What's one wallet to a SUPASTAH like me?


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#63
I only keep tobacco in my back pocket. Someone did try to pickpocket me once, four guys approached me, one was acting like he was trying to sell me drugs, he put his arm over my shoulder as if he was trying to be my buddy, then he tried to grab my wallet and passport with his other hand, but as soon as i felt his hand near my pocket, i batted it away and walked away very fast. Luckily they didn't try to beat be up as i was alone, outnumbered, and a little bit drunk.
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#64
I keep my stuff in my inside coat pocket.

To be honest though I rarely if ever worry about pickpockets, I don't really know how common they actually are. If I'm abroad or in a big city I'd be more wary though. I'd check my bag more than anything else though, just reach round and check the zip.
#65
I normally keep stuff in my front pockets if I'm on a night out or out in the city, but on the occasion I'm all casual about it and somebody bumps in to me I check straight away.
#66
Only if they're black.

lolno I don't put anything in my back pockets anyway.
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#68
It's ok UKers, my girlfriend keeps her wallet in her purse too.
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#69
Front pockets.

My pants are usually too tight to take anything out of them easily, so I don't bother checking.
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#70
No, I don't live in an underdeveloped country.
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#73
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No cuz if people wanna take your stuff in Sweden they take it and kill you!
#74
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No cuz if people wanna take your stuff in Sweden they take it and kill you!


Yeah.
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#75
Always. I constantly check back there to make sure my wallet is there I honestly thought it was just me.
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#76
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No cuz if people wanna take your stuff in Sweden they tax you!

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#77
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but, tax IS stealing?! derp
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#78
Precisely.
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#80
I check their back pocket...
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