#1
I'll go first.

Metallica - Judas Kiss
"So what now, where do i head?! ("So what now, where go I (HEARGH)

Trivium - Black
"Decomposing in this worthless Jew" (Tomb)

Shinedown - Enemies
"You're like a murdering bear, You're all the hate that we share

("You're like the burden we bear")

(Some lyrics sites got that one wrong too)
#2
"Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?"

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")
Last edited by blake1221 at Feb 6, 2013,
#3
Quote by blake1221
Hahahahaha you listen to shinedown?

-Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix (the real lyrics are, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.")


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#4
New Found Glory - All downhill from here -
"I figured you were acting out your part"
Pikachu erecting out your butt.
Silverburst
#5
My Bloody Valentine. wooo wooo ooh wooo ahhh wooo ... every song. New album rules!
#7
"Give me fuel, give me fire, give me jabadarizre!"
MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
#8
There's a bathroom to the right - Bad Moon Rising - CCR
(Bad moon on the rise)
#10
Tom Waits-"Rosie"
"Lizzy O' Duncan...on a midnight spree"
(Lazy old tomcat, on a midnight spree)
#13
The Verve Pipe - "The Freshman"
Original Lyrics: "When I was young I knew everything, And she a punk who rarely ever took advice"

What I heard: "When I was young I knew everything, Chia Punkarelli never took advice"


Me as a kid hearing this song for the first time: "Chia who? ...must be some Italian kid with issues"
#14
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Chop Suey - System of a Down
SNSD
#17
Fylingdale Flyer - Jethro Tull

Actual lyrics: "They checked the systems through and they read a-ok"
Freudian mishearing: "They checked the systems through and they ran anal play"
REGGIE
#18
This ain't a scene it's a God damned arms race

sounds like

This ain't a scene it's a God damned arse race

Fall Out Boy
#20
More then a feeling- Boston

Actually: "More then a feeeeling"

What I heard: "Morgan Freeeman"

LMAO
#22
Quote by sloppyjoe24




That is awesome. Even though I recognize enough of the Latin words, it still fooled me.

Quote by DukeDeRox
Blinded by the light: "Revved up like a douche"

And this so much.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#23
Quote by DukeDeRox
Blinded by the light: "Revved up like a douche"

Damnit!! I came to this thread to post this one. I'm convinced he knows he's sayin' douche.