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chookiecookie
Just keep smiling
Join date: Jan 2011
203 IQ
#3
Pretty much anything in the common edible wildlife department
ayy lmao
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#4
I kill flies on a near-daily basis. But I've never killed a cute mammal, no.
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
Barricade_28
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2010
2,280 IQ
#6
Quote by raoooos
no

unless you count spiders and wasps and shit


Those are animals.
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#7
Yes.

Fish, birds, a few snakes (one I made into a bracelet).

I don't really have interest in hunting big game, to be honest.
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#8
I've killed countless spiders. I mean, they come to me, asking me for to euthanize them. They are constantly coming into my room and dropping down in front of me or on my bed. I've told them countless times, "Chill in the corners and we'll be alright," but they just refuse to listen. When they come near me in my own room or in the bathroom when I'm doing what I do when I do what I do and they know better then to do so, they die. I have no choice. Spiders must die.
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Trowzaa
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Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#9
Quote by Barricade_28
Those are animals.


Then I'm 100% sure that everyone has killed an animal.
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raoooos
gaffer
Join date: May 2010
291 IQ
#10
Quote by Barricade_28
Those are animals.

i know, but killing them is so normal i felt the thread was aimed at better animals.
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#13
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If we're counting people as animals, yes. :


You haven't killed anyone, pussy.
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Trowzaa
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Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#14
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why would a guy kill spiders unless harmful?


because they're creepy?
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derek8520
Registered User
Join date: May 2012
328 IQ
#15
Quote by TunerAddict
You haven't killed anyone, pussy.



Bitch or pussy? Make your mind up fool.
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#16
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
why would a guy kill spiders unless harmful?


They broke the rules that I set for them, as the King of my bedroom and the bathroom. The punishment for breaking my rules is death.
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Sir-Shredalot
Banned
Join date: Oct 2009
3,918 IQ
#17
Quote by blake1221
Yes.

a few snakes (one I made into a bracelet).

.



lmao love rednecks
Trowzaa
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Join date: Mar 2009
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#18
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Bitch or pussy? Make your mind up fool.


soz m8
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blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#19
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
lmao love rednecks



I am so not a redneck.


Way to be a cunt.
TheChaz
Other Barry
Join date: Jun 2008
543 IQ
#20
I ran over two squirrels at once one time. They were chasing after each other in the street, and I swerved to avoid them, but ended up with one under each tire. Still my greatest driving accomplishment to date.
Sir-Shredalot
Banned
Join date: Oct 2009
3,918 IQ
#21
Quote by TunerAddict
They broke the rules that I set for them, as the King of my bedroom and the bathroom. The punishment for breaking my rules is death.



how did you communicate spider rules
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#22
I shot a few small game animals when i went hunting in my summer camp. I was really good at shooting.
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haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#23
insects here and there and a fish when i was younger.
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
Join date: Aug 2008
1,184 IQ
#24
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
how did you communicate spider rules


Via verbal and telepathic communication, as well as morse code.
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Sir-Shredalot
Banned
Join date: Oct 2009
3,918 IQ
#25
Quote by TunerAddict
Via verbal and telepathic communication, as well as morse code.



You should have used the World Wide Web.
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#26
I'm pretty sure my mom mowed a baby bunny nest this summer.

As for me, I can't think of anything intentional, maybe some fish but I think all mine were let go because they sucked.
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zackk
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2006
608 IQ
#27
I've killed a snake. I also shot a mouse once because it didn't die in a trap.
Trowzaa
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730 IQ
#28
Quote by Sir-Shredalot
You should have used the World Wide Web.


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everything that you've come to expect


Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#29
The only non-insect I killed purposely (not really, someone else did it for me) was a mackerel I fished.

I felt bad afterward
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Join date: Feb 2007
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#31
I killed 3 bunnies by accidently stepping in a hole. That and like a thousand mice I lived in a place with a serious rodent problem. Oh and a bunch of fish because they are delicious!
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#32
Flies, wasps, bees, spiders (all those shit "animals")

Rabbits, hares, deer, pheasants (with the car)

Fish..

..and a squirrel
badfish_lewis
Tab Contributor
Join date: Jan 2012
1,913 IQ
#33
Ok here goes,

Animal # of Kills Instrument of Destruction

Squirrels at least 4 Car

Cats 1 Car

Ducks 30+ Shotgun

Deer 2 30/30 - Truck

Spiders Over 100 Foot, fist, both fists, newspaper, Raid, spider catcher (ya they make those), tea cup, fly swatter

Wasps, Bees etc Over 20 Foot, fly swatter, my ass (while driving and yes it stung), hand (don't recommend that method)

Ants Impossible to count - Mostly death by foot

Flies " " - Mostly newspapers and fly swatter

Coyote 1 Truck

Blue Jay 1 Sling shot (felt really bad when I did that but never thought I'd hit it, I was like 9 years old...I gave it a funeral)


and no I'm not a bad driver but I used to do a lot of driving so it was bound to happen. And the deer ran into the side of my truck so technically it hit me, suicidal deer. and I used to hunt but I don't anymore, couldn't kill another duck or deer again.
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
2,790 IQ
#34
Indirectly yes. I ran over a German Shepard because he wouldnt move out of the street, and I couldnt swerve at 65 and if I tried to swerve into the next road i'd hit a car, so I had to plow right through him. I felt like shit after though.

I run over numerous frogs during monsoon season out here. When it rains, the frogs come from the dirt and are everywhere.

I've never killed an animal directly before.
metaldud536
Multiple trick donkey
Join date: Jul 2006
854 IQ
#36
I almost killed a duck that was crossing the street.

The biggest thing I've killed was a fat ass caterpillar. It was so fat I had to kill it

I grabbed a rock my grandma used to cover a sewer hole (so that the rats wouldn't come out), hovered it over the fat bastard, and dropped it. His guts splattered all over the wall adjacent to us.

It was awesome.
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eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#38
I shot a dove or pigeon once. Can't remember now.

I felt like shit about it.

I love to fish, but I always release. For some reason, though, it's easier to give up a fish knowing that it'll get eaten.
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SFosterS
Kiss Of Death
Join date: Feb 2010
620 IQ
#40
Yes. A shit ton of insects. I ran over a chipmunk by accident once and hit a seagull with a rock when I was a kid. I felt soooo bad about both Never killed anything on purpose after the seagull
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