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#4
I kill flies on a near-daily basis. But I've never killed a cute mammal, no.
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#7
Yes.

Fish, birds, a few snakes (one I made into a bracelet).

I don't really have interest in hunting big game, to be honest.
#8
I've killed countless spiders. I mean, they come to me, asking me for to euthanize them. They are constantly coming into my room and dropping down in front of me or on my bed. I've told them countless times, "Chill in the corners and we'll be alright," but they just refuse to listen. When they come near me in my own room or in the bathroom when I'm doing what I do when I do what I do and they know better then to do so, they die. I have no choice. Spiders must die.
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#9
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Those are animals.


Then I'm 100% sure that everyone has killed an animal.
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#10
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Those are animals.

i know, but killing them is so normal i felt the thread was aimed at better animals.
#13
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If we're counting people as animals, yes. :


You haven't killed anyone, pussy.
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#14
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why would a guy kill spiders unless harmful?


because they're creepy?
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#15
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You haven't killed anyone, pussy.



Bitch or pussy? Make your mind up fool.
#16
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why would a guy kill spiders unless harmful?


They broke the rules that I set for them, as the King of my bedroom and the bathroom. The punishment for breaking my rules is death.
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#20
I ran over two squirrels at once one time. They were chasing after each other in the street, and I swerved to avoid them, but ended up with one under each tire. Still my greatest driving accomplishment to date.
#21
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They broke the rules that I set for them, as the King of my bedroom and the bathroom. The punishment for breaking my rules is death.



how did you communicate spider rules
#22
I shot a few small game animals when i went hunting in my summer camp. I was really good at shooting.
#24
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how did you communicate spider rules


Via verbal and telepathic communication, as well as morse code.
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#25
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You should have used the World Wide Web.
#26
I'm pretty sure my mom mowed a baby bunny nest this summer.

As for me, I can't think of anything intentional, maybe some fish but I think all mine were let go because they sucked.
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#27
I've killed a snake. I also shot a mouse once because it didn't die in a trap.
#28
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#31
I killed 3 bunnies by accidently stepping in a hole. That and like a thousand mice I lived in a place with a serious rodent problem. Oh and a bunch of fish because they are delicious!
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#32
Flies, wasps, bees, spiders (all those shit "animals")

Rabbits, hares, deer, pheasants (with the car)

Fish..

..and a squirrel
#33
Ok here goes,

Animal # of Kills Instrument of Destruction

Squirrels at least 4 Car

Cats 1 Car

Ducks 30+ Shotgun

Deer 2 30/30 - Truck

Spiders Over 100 Foot, fist, both fists, newspaper, Raid, spider catcher (ya they make those), tea cup, fly swatter

Wasps, Bees etc Over 20 Foot, fly swatter, my ass (while driving and yes it stung), hand (don't recommend that method)

Ants Impossible to count - Mostly death by foot

Flies " " - Mostly newspapers and fly swatter

Coyote 1 Truck

Blue Jay 1 Sling shot (felt really bad when I did that but never thought I'd hit it, I was like 9 years old...I gave it a funeral)


and no I'm not a bad driver but I used to do a lot of driving so it was bound to happen. And the deer ran into the side of my truck so technically it hit me, suicidal deer. and I used to hunt but I don't anymore, couldn't kill another duck or deer again.
#34
Indirectly yes. I ran over a German Shepard because he wouldnt move out of the street, and I couldnt swerve at 65 and if I tried to swerve into the next road i'd hit a car, so I had to plow right through him. I felt like shit after though.

I run over numerous frogs during monsoon season out here. When it rains, the frogs come from the dirt and are everywhere.

I've never killed an animal directly before.
#36
I almost killed a duck that was crossing the street.

The biggest thing I've killed was a fat ass caterpillar. It was so fat I had to kill it

I grabbed a rock my grandma used to cover a sewer hole (so that the rats wouldn't come out), hovered it over the fat bastard, and dropped it. His guts splattered all over the wall adjacent to us.

It was awesome.
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#38
I shot a dove or pigeon once. Can't remember now.

I felt like shit about it.

I love to fish, but I always release. For some reason, though, it's easier to give up a fish knowing that it'll get eaten.
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#40
Yes. A shit ton of insects. I ran over a chipmunk by accident once and hit a seagull with a rock when I was a kid. I felt soooo bad about both Never killed anything on purpose after the seagull
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