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adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#121
Do insects, spiders, bugs, etc. count?

If so then yes.
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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#122
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because they're creepy?


So is Shelvey.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
cptcomet
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Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#123
I once threw a football into a tree. And a collared dove flew out into a wall and then was grabbed by a cat. It remains my biggest regret.
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MDavSa
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Join date: Mar 2012
45 IQ
#124
I've killed heaps of kangaroos, goannas and snakes. Sometimes you get like 3-4 kangaroos bouncing over across the road in front of your car, not much you can do about it
flxjhnlrssn
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2008
36 IQ
#125
I accidentally stepped on a chick when I was little, it broke it's wing and died later, I was sad.
Ometh
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2009
3,913 IQ
#126
I used to stab abandoned cats in the head and watch them hurl insanely and drag themselves until they died of blood loss.
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crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
3,179 IQ
#128
ive killed flies

i recall my preschool teacher becoming really mad at me when she saw me do it

i told her it was just a stupid fly without conscious thought or feelings

she seemed to think the fly was just as conscious and smart as a human being

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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#130
Quote by adamgur96
Do insects, spiders, bugs, etc. count?

If so then yes.


no they are fruits and spices
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#131
Well, in his defense, a lot of people wouldn't think twice about swatting a fly or steeping on a spider, but they get all sad about killing dogs and humans.
RedMist
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2013
44 IQ
#132
I shot a sparrow with a pellet gun as a kid. Amazing shot, but I felt terrible about it.
Mr Winters
Pffff
Join date: Jun 2010
2,191 IQ
#133
Hundreds of insects including ants, spiders, beetles, crickets and whatnot.

But mammals, birds, reptiles and stuff like that? Hell naw. Not even accidentally as far as I remember. I don't think I'd feel too good about it, and I don't understand why you people enjoy killing stuff, you bunch of murderous psychopaths

Funny how most people don't have any trouble murdering countless insects but can't handle killing a squirrel or a dog or whatever.

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Why?
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Dawginator
Gentleman, and Keats fan.
Join date: Aug 2008
470 IQ
#134
I killed a brace of woodpigeon once. I had salad with seared woodpigeon that night. It was tasty.
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lncognito
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#135
Only insects, I think. When my father was young, he used to take me fishing, but although I was morally responsible I don't think I ever was the direct cause of the death of any fish.

Only once have I wanted to kill an animal, though, and I still feel a slight regret for not doing it. I was walking home from a party with a friend at night when we crossed an overrun cat on the road. There was a pool of blood centered around its head, but unfortunately it was still bleeding. We wanted to euthanize it, but there were no rocks or anything nearby and kicking it to death just seemed too brutal. In the end we just made a stretcher for it with a plastic bag that lied nearby and carried from the road to the hillside above a lake...

At which point the bag started sliding down the hill, presumably into the water ;__________________________________________________________________________________________________________;

At least it got a proper viking burial.


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i'm only here to sympathize with the pussy ass bitches that cry when small mammals die



(Well, I don't actually cry, but I'm still a pussy ass bitch when this happens )
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Yea, I don't know if I could ever really go full veggie. Just because I've always been annoyed by the people who try to influence what everyone else eats when in a group because they're the vegetarian. (Like where to go, or if they're a guest and someone is cooking. Stuff like that.)

Well. maybe what I do could work for you? I don't eat meat, except if I'm served it by people who aren't aware of this and there's no other course available, in which case I'll eat it out of courtesy. As such, I don't consider myself a vegetarian per se, but the outcome is largely the same (I've eaten meat like two times since I started this half a year ago).
I guess this works for me without feeling bad because I'm not idealistically opposed to eating meat, just to how the immoral industry and the overconsumption works.
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also if you feel bad about it, you should quit eating meat. it seems like it'd be hard but as long as you don't just jump into it willy-nilly it's pretty easy. you will no longer feel the guilt and--better yet--you will be able to hold yr moral superiority over yr peers. :-)
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Goth JR
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2010
173 IQ
#136
Snapped a cats neck once, it was suffering so it was like mercy killing haha. Never really did much hunting though, would like to.
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TenInchClock
Custom User Title
Join date: Apr 2008
1,065 IQ
#139
I ran over a rabbit a couple of weeks ago, little guy was on the other side of the road, saw my headlights in the dark and thought it'd be a good idea to jump in front of me. I slowed down just enough to give him a slow and painful death. I went back to the scene of the crime, to try and make me feel better, as I didn't think I'd hit it. What I saw will haunt my dreams forever.
/I'mamassivegirl
Colgate Total
I <3 drugs
Join date: Sep 2007
2,211 IQ
#141
I've hit a deer, beaver, cat, and a porcupine with my old truck. Shot some squirrels with a pellet gun.
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Greenie_777
UG Newbie
Join date: May 2005
547 IQ
#142
I've run over quite a few animals as where I live it's all small hedged roads. I've killed badgers, a fox, rabbits, pheasants and grouse.

I once punted a badger in the head when It was growling at my dog whether it died or not I don't know but it was a full on rugby style kick.
kertets
Banned
Join date: Jan 2012
80 IQ
#143
A golden eagle and a pheasant with me car, by accident.
Felt bad for the eagle, fuck the pheasant, they just run out in front of cars at the last second.
Jack Off Jill
Is Voting MakinLattes.
Join date: Mar 2007
630 IQ
#144
Quote by Mr Winters
Hundreds of insects including ants, spiders, beetles, crickets and whatnot.

But mammals, birds, reptiles and stuff like that? Hell naw. Not even accidentally as far as I remember. I don't think I'd feel too good about it, and I don't understand why you people enjoy killing stuff, you bunch of murderous psychopaths

Funny how most people don't have any trouble murdering countless insects but can't handle killing a squirrel or a dog or whatever.


Why?


She got out of our back yard sometimes and would pee in his yard.
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iwannabesedated
Out There
Join date: Aug 2009
923 IQ
#145
A rabbit.

It's hard to say that I killed it, it like, ran into the wheel on my car.
WaltTheWerewolf
Caffeinated
Join date: Sep 2008
1,313 IQ
#146
as a kid i shot various animals with a 22 rifle with a scope...Crows(they'd scare off other birds), and squirrels(they'd chew on the house). we had ducks at one point and i had to kill a few of the males because they were killing off the females...but a 30-30 rifle took care of them.
Jack Off Jill
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Join date: Mar 2007
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#147
I found a bunch of ducks last year. I picked up a baby duck and the mother duck attacked me. I almost kicked her, but I realized I had it coming.
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Mr Winters
Pffff
Join date: Jun 2010
2,191 IQ
#148
Quote by Jack Off Jill
She got out of our back yard sometimes and would pee in his yard.



And he killed her for that?

I hope when you say you vandalized his car you mean you completely destroyed it beyond repair. What an asshole.
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sock_demon
Ol' Dirty
Join date: Jun 2005
763 IQ
#150
My guinea pig, fed it a diefenbacchia leaf (it's poisonous).
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gamenerd323
ug's metal geek
Join date: Mar 2009
633 IQ
#151
Yeah. my family hunts. I've always felt a little bad when I do. There are people out there who deserve to die ore than any animal.
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