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#81
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I have never
enjoyed hunting,
however I did have
good fun as a child,
stoning my pet cats.


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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#83
Quote by due 07
there's no way i'd be able to handle running over an animal. i'm so scared of the day it finally happens.

I'm terrified by the vague possibility of ever hitting a person with my car. I don't know how I'd deal with the guilt.
#85
I'd probably feel worse about hitting a dog than hitting a person.

So like, it's probably a good thing I don't have a car.
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#86
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I'd probably feel worse about hitting a dog than hitting a person.

So like, it's probably a good thing I don't have a car.

Well doggies don't know any better. What kind of idiot runs in front of a car
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#87
y do peepel hunt 4 meat thats just rong y dont dey just by it at d store where its maed insted
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#88
Quote by raoooos
i know, but killing them is so normal i felt the thread was aimed at better animals.

wtf there's no such thing as "better" animals

I've killed ants and mosquitoes in the past. I think I've indirectly killed some moths and roaches cuz I was too scared to go near them so I ran around the house screaming until someone got rid of it for me, which could have been by killing them.

I try not to kill ants anymore because they don't hurt anyone and now when I see bugs that I'm scared of I just wait for them to go away.

The only mammal I've killed was a tree shrew. I was supposed to trap it and tag it then release it but it was really close to death when I found it, I think a snake or something got to it first. So I had to kill it because there wasn't anything we could do about it and it was literally screaming
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#89
Couple of antelope, some ducks, a pheasant. Nothing serious
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#90
I hit a duck with my car...that was unpleasant, when it looked in my rear-view mirror it was in the road just spinning around. Quite a disturbing noise.

I also killed a cat with my pellet gun when i was about 8ish.
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#91
I've killed mice that were stuck in mouse traps. But let's be honest; they were dying a slow death anyway. Being stuck on a glue trap until you die of exhaustion or starvation, I wouldn't imagine that'd be fun.
#92
Plenty of bugs, but they're barely animals. Lots of fish, but in their lacking eyebrows and facial expressions, I found it impossible to sympathize with them.

I ran over a cat that bolted across the road while I was doing 40 mph once, felt like shit the rest of the day.
#93
Quote by due 07
god, it's so f'd up how sociopathic kids are towards cats. my cousins and i used to hold ours in midair by the hindlegs. in my defense, i was like four or five, but i feel so guilty whenever i think about it.
That's nothing compared to what I've seen videos of. Horrifying shit.

Phils told me not to tell the story again or else he'll block me, but I don't to tell it anyway because it's disgusting to think about.

If you'd like to look up what it relates to, search Zoosadism. It's quite possibly one of the things I hate most in this world, and it makes me hate humans even more than I already do.
#94
Yes


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I'm terrified by the vague possibility of ever hitting a person with my car. I don't know how I'd deal with the guilt.



When I see people walking in the middle of the road for no reason, I fantasize about hitting them.
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#95
Quote by Ian_the_fox
That's nothing compared to what I've seen videos of. Horrifying shit.

Phils told me not to tell the story again or else he'll block me, but I don't to tell it anyway because it's disgusting to think about.

If you'd like to look up what it relates to, search Zoosadism. It's quite possibly one of the things I hate most in this world, and it makes me hate humans even more than I already do.

i don't want to :s
#96
Quote by guitarxo
wtf there's no such thing as "better" animals


Of course there is, watch:

Dogs > Cats
#97
Quote by blake1221
Of course there is, watch:

Dogs > Cats


Yep.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#98
Quote by Ian_the_fox

Phils told me not to tell the story again or else he'll block me, but I don't to tell it anyway because it's disgusting to think about.

Thank you

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Of course there is, watch:

Dogs > Cats

so true
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#99
Yup. Quite a few. Mostly varmints (squirrels, groundhogs, gophers and the like).

Hunting's not my thing. But we have a varmint problem out here in the country especially if you grow any form of food. So its a necessary evil out here.

I could kill larger animals if I had a need to, but I have no need to so I don't.
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#103
Quote by blake1221
I would much rather exterminate a hive of bees than a hive of kittens.

But bees make hunny. Kittens just roll around and act cute
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#104
Quote by StewieSwan
When I see people walking in the middle of the road for no reason, I fantasize about hitting them.

I'm honestly always very tempted to yell at them and cuss them out for a bit. Luckily for them, I'm too damn polite for that. I'd say things like, "What the fuck is this moron doing?!" with the windows rolled up though.
#105
Nah. I'm going full on veg head once I move out of my parents house.
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#106
Yes.
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#107
To feel alive and to get this energy, it is essential for me to kill something each day. It doesn't have to be a large animal. I squish an ant once in a while, or spiders, they come very easily. I've shot stray dogs. Goose.. is a very, very troublesome animal. I've had a goat. To strangle a goat, that makes you feel really alive.

Once I found a cat that was flattened in the road, but it was still alive. I got out of my car to see if it could be helped. When I realized it couldn't, I ran it's head over. It seemed more humane.
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#108
Quote by Jack Off Jill
To feel alive and to get this energy, it is essential for me to kill something each day. It doesn't have to be a large animal. I squish an ant once in a while, or spiders, they come very easily. I've shot stray dogs. Goose.. is a very, very troublesome animal. I've had a goat. To strangle a goat, that makes you feel really alive.

Once I found a cat that was flattened in the road, but it was still alive. I got out of my car to see if it could be helped. When I realized it couldn't, I ran it's head over. It seemed more humane.


Can't tell if joking or just sick.
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#109
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Can't tell if joking or just sick.

I didn't put the cat in that position. It was soaked in urine, its guts were hanging out and it's legs were broken. But it did try to attack me when I got close. It would have either starved or been eaten alive by something. It was thanksgiving and the vet wouldn't be in. I put him out of his misery.
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#110
Yes but only pests, or by accident
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#111
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I didn't put the cat in that position. It was soaked in urine, its guts were hanging out and it's legs were broken. But it did try to attack me when I got close. It would have either starved or been eaten alive by something. It was thanksgiving and the vet wouldn't be in. I put him out of his misery.


I'm not talking about that. Shooting stray dogs, and strangling goats, just for the kicks? Sick.
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#112
Yup. I fish pretty regularly (help my dad charter in the summer) and hunt occasionally. I'm not over-sensitive, I don't let the animal go to waste and it replaces meals in which I would eat meat anyways. I don't benefit like others do from the whole disassociation deal, what I'm doing is really much more humane than just going and buying some chicken at the grocery store. Animal gets a much better life.
#113
Quote by CaptainCanti
I'm not talking about that. Shooting stray dogs, and strangling goats, just for the kicks? Sick.

I didn't say I did it because Im bored. I do it because it makes me feel powerful in a universe where we are all insignificant. Have you ever tried it? Try a frog, their eyes bulge out. Or a nest of baby rabbits. Did you know you can tear a rabbits skin right off with your bare hands if you hold them down with your boot?

I accidentally killed a mother rabbit when I was a kid. When I found the nest I took the lawn mower to them because they didn't seem like they would survive.
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#114
Quote by Jack Off Jill
To feel alive and to get this energy, it is essential for me to kill something each day. It doesn't have to be a large animal. I squish an ant once in a while, or spiders, they come very easily. I've shot stray dogs. Goose.. is a very, very troublesome animal. I've had a goat. To strangle a goat, that makes you feel really alive.

Once I found a cat that was flattened in the road, but it was still alive. I got out of my car to see if it could be helped. When I realized it couldn't, I ran it's head over. It seemed more humane.

that's disgusting why tf would you share that
#115
Quote by CaptainCanti
I'm not talking about that. Shooting stray dogs, and strangling goats, just for the kicks? Sick.

he's quoting a bad movie don't pay any attention
#116
Quote by due 07
that's disgusting why tf would you share that

Why would you read a thread that asks me to share that?

Also The Grand was a great movie, Herzog was wonderful.

Anyway, cat thing is true, I did blow up a few frogs with firecrackers as a kid, rabbit thing sort of happened, except I didn't kill the mother, my dog did. And we drowned the babies.
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#117
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Why would you read a thread that asks me to share that?

i'm only here to sympathize with the pussy ass bitches that cry when small mammals die
#118
So in my old neighborhood, there was this dog in a yard that bit me. I did nothing to it, and the bastard bit me. So I decided to get my revenge.
I got me some steak, and I got me the spring out of a clock. I cut the spring up in to little tiny pieces. They were sharp as razor blades. I stuck em into the steak, way inside. And I went passed the place where the dog was tied up, and he wanted to bite me again. I said to him "Come on doggie, lets be friends, Im not mad anymore". I threw him the steak. He swallowed it in one big gulp. I waited around for 10 minutes or so, and blood started coming out of his mouth a beautiful crimson. He started crying and whimpering, and he rolled on the ground, as though the knives were on the outside of him, instead of on the inside. Then he tried to bite out his own insides. I laughed. He had the right idea now. Thats me in there with all those knives.
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#119
I can't remember the last time I cried over a dead animal. Two Christmases ago our dog was shot by our neighbor and left in our front yard. I took her to my friend to cremate her and then vandalized the shit out of their car and house, but no crying. My pet bunny died two months ago. I had to bury her at two in the morning but I was mostly just mad then too cause the ground was frozen.

I just remembered the last time. I was thirteen and my cat ate a chicken bone from the trash. It punctured something. I stayed up all night with him and then buried him in the morning. I was so upset I wouldn't go to school for two days.
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#120
i shot the s**t out of a spider when i visited my uncle in the US, it was on the can he was teaching me to shoot with, first and last time i've ever shot a gun, wasn't my thing, he did let me try out his bow though, and i fell in love with that, so i've shot arrows through numerous plastic rabbits
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