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lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#1
Male monkeys go bald like humans do

NOW YOU GUYS POST SOME AND I'LL POST SOME MORE AND IT WILL BE AWESOME
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
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#2
Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#3
Cats can't see when they're born and babies can breathe underwater.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Rust_in_Peace34
Pancakes are my business
Join date: Dec 2005
76 IQ
#4
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#5
Quote by progdude93
Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#7
armadillos are crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. also they can get leprosy.
MakinLattes
fully retractable
Join date: Mar 2007
1,097 IQ
#8
Humans are apes, so that doesn't tell us anything new.
KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
Banned
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#9
****s don't give a shit
shits don't give a ****
bat's chance in hell
hell'll freeze over before polar bears feel comfortable there
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#11
Quote by progdude93
Asian people have tiny eyes.
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#12
Quote by element4433
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
progdude93
Banned
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#15
Ducks have three eyelids. The innermost ones are clear lenses that guard their eyes from water 'n' stuff.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#17
Quote by eGraham
I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
Good fact.

A hibernating bear can go six months without taking a dump. Imagine how your tummy would feel.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#18
Platypuses have spurs on their hind legs which produce venom. THEY'RE SQUIRTERS!
Danjo's Guitar
UG's Math/Physics Major
Join date: Jun 2007
995 IQ
#19
Quote by element4433
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.


I thought I heard they just made really low noises.

You're bored aren't you. I always feel like starting a million threads when I'm bored.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#20
Bloodhounds can't smell the difference between identical twins. Unless one hit up the gym and is stank as shit.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#21
Whale vomit, aka ambergris, is worth approximately 3.4 metric assloads of money, and is used in expensive perfume. So buy your girlfriend some nice perfume for Valentine's Day, spray her a bit, and then sensually whisper in her ear, "I just sprayed you with whale vomit."
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,304 IQ
#22
Crows have their own languages, and even dialects.


Whales make music.
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Ali priori / Ali posteriori
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#24
Penguins got mad ups and can jump six feet.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#25
A tiger can jump like sixteen feet
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#26
Male lions can jump over 10 feet high and over 30 feet long. But they never need to, because they spend all day ****ing, sleeping, eating, or waiting for their bitches to bring them food to eat.
lucky1978
Blues Kazooist
Join date: May 2008
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#27
I once had a hamster that lived for 5 years and went bald in the last year of his life. Rabbits **** like crazy.
fattychronic
Registered User
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#28
Ducks love to rape! And not just other ducks.
They can rape chickens and cats and your leg.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
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#29
Snails can sleep for three years.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
due 07
haaan
Join date: Jun 2006
2,902 IQ
#31
Quote by element4433
Snails can sleep for three years.

i wanna be a snail
mystical_1
Doomed
Join date: Jul 2008
336 IQ
#32
What is the only animal with four legs (four knee caps)?


An elephant.
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


progdude93
Banned
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#33
Cats can literally get addicted to tuna, to the point where they'll starve to death rather than eat anything else.
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
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#34
lol yo hippos can actually run faster then humans they be like "move out of the way nigga sex and the city is on!"
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#35
Quote by mystical_1
What is the only animal with four legs (four knee caps)?


An elephant.
They're also the only animals that can't jump.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
progdude93
Banned
Join date: Dec 2012
380 IQ
#36
Quote by element4433
They're also the only animals that can't jump.


Along with white males.

Foxes will often catch mice just to play with them. They then will release them unharmed. Except for their buttholes, which will never be the same.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#37
Every ****ing polar bear is left handed.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
lucky1978
Blues Kazooist
Join date: May 2008
920 IQ
#38
Quote by element4433
They're also the only animals that can't jump.

Burn!
progdude93
Banned
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380 IQ
#39
Quote by element4433
Every ****ing polar bear is left handed.


But they all masturbate with their right hands.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#40
Leave the jokes to the professionals, playa.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown