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Male monkeys go bald like humans do

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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#2
Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
#3
Cats can't see when they're born and babies can breathe underwater.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Apes are advanced enough that they have their own simplistic economies. They do favors in return for favors, and female apes will even become prostitutes.
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#7
armadillos are crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. also they can get leprosy.
#9
****s don't give a shit
shits don't give a ****
bat's chance in hell
hell'll freeze over before polar bears feel comfortable there
#11
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Asian people have tiny eyes.
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
Quote by element4433
This is not a good fact.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#15
Ducks have three eyelids. The innermost ones are clear lenses that guard their eyes from water 'n' stuff.
#16
Fact: Kittens are the cutest
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#17
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I'd say that makes sense because they have bigger eyes, but blue is a smaller wavelength.

Hmm..

Um.. Chimps are up to 4x stronger than the average man. But their muscles are so long and dense, that ordinary human tasks, like swimming, become nearly impossible.
Good fact.

A hibernating bear can go six months without taking a dump. Imagine how your tummy would feel.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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Quote by element4433
Good fact.

Giraffes don't have vocal chords so they communicate with their tails.


I thought I heard they just made really low noises.

You're bored aren't you. I always feel like starting a million threads when I'm bored.
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what specs is your pc? like how much ram?


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3 ram, nice

#20
Bloodhounds can't smell the difference between identical twins. Unless one hit up the gym and is stank as shit.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#21
Whale vomit, aka ambergris, is worth approximately 3.4 metric assloads of money, and is used in expensive perfume. So buy your girlfriend some nice perfume for Valentine's Day, spray her a bit, and then sensually whisper in her ear, "I just sprayed you with whale vomit."
#24
Penguins got mad ups and can jump six feet.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#25
A tiger can jump like sixteen feet
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
Male lions can jump over 10 feet high and over 30 feet long. But they never need to, because they spend all day ****ing, sleeping, eating, or waiting for their bitches to bring them food to eat.
#27
I once had a hamster that lived for 5 years and went bald in the last year of his life. Rabbits **** like crazy.
#28
Ducks love to rape! And not just other ducks.
They can rape chickens and cats and your leg.
#29
Snails can sleep for three years.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#32
What is the only animal with four legs (four knee caps)?


An elephant.
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#33
Cats can literally get addicted to tuna, to the point where they'll starve to death rather than eat anything else.
#34
lol yo hippos can actually run faster then humans they be like "move out of the way nigga sex and the city is on!"
#35
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What is the only animal with four legs (four knee caps)?


An elephant.
They're also the only animals that can't jump.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#36
Quote by element4433
They're also the only animals that can't jump.


Along with white males.

Foxes will often catch mice just to play with them. They then will release them unharmed. Except for their buttholes, which will never be the same.
#37
Every ****ing polar bear is left handed.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#39
Quote by element4433
Every ****ing polar bear is left handed.


But they all masturbate with their right hands.
#40
Leave the jokes to the professionals, playa.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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