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I don't get startled ****** **** you
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Weaponized
Join date: Mar 2011
1,756 IQ
#1
I scream like a MAN when I get startled. I know some dudes that sound like lil babbys when they get scared tho, I expect the pit to be the same
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#2
Surprisingly, no.

This was put to the test this morning when I was in the shower. My brother came back to our apartment, opened the bathroom door and yelled "SUP DUDE" (mid shampooing, when you are at your most vulnerable, fyi) and freaked me the fuck out.
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Zombee
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Join date: Nov 2008
146 IQ
#3
I don't scream unless its jokingly, which, yes, its girly.

To scream a deep manly scream, you'd need a lot of force. In which case you're way more startled than any man should ever be.
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VillainousLatin
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Join date: Jul 2010
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#6
Yes

My friends all make fun of me because of that and my laughter... The most recent event that made me scream like a girl was my friend driving at like 60 mph in a super narrow and dangerous road when I saw an incoming car I screamed.... very girly and high pitched.
RetroGunslinger
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Join date: May 2010
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#11
I generally just exclaim "holy ****", or "holy shit" rather than scream
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#12
I don't scream, I grunt.
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#13
I physically cannot scream, I can't get my voice to go high at all.
Nelshizzle
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#15
I had a worm fall from the ceiling of my last apartment on to my hand at 2am while I was looking at UG while a huge moth/worm hybrid was flying into my face while another worm crawled from the rug and to my feet.

I screamed in manly terror. Im so glad to have moved from that shithole.
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Join date: May 2007
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#17
I manage to do both in sequence. My scream cycle is man-girl-man. Apparently I sound like Tarzan.
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#18
women actually take things alot better than men can...
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#20
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Bob_Sacamano
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#23
Nah. I usually just jump a bit when startled.
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ShameofaNation
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#24
I can't even do a falsetto, so I couldn't scream like a girl even if it was my natural instinct to.

Y'all caint EVEN handle this!
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ErikLensherr
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#25
I don't really scream, period. Last time somebody startled me I went "oh shhhhhh" like I was going to say oh shit but never finished.
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#26
I don't think I've ever screamed. I've definitely jumped a bit, but not yell.
But with my deep voice, I'd imagine I wouldn't.
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RedMist
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#27
When i see a mouse or spider. I scream like a man
theogonia777
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#28
Unfortunately I do not sound like a woman in any way in regards to vocal timbrality.
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#29
Nope, don't have that high pitched scream. I could do it jokingly as a kid, but now it's all "OH SHIT" and "WHAT THE ****" with me when I'm startled.
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DiminishedFifth
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#30
Depends. If I'm playing a game or something and I know I'm safe then it gets high-pitched.

If I'm in real life and something scares me I usually jump back and let out a manly bellow.
treborillusion
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#31
No.

I scream, but...

More shouting/swearing..
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treborillusion
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#33
I can sing high pitched, for me, but what it really is, is
'singing in key.'

I can't scream or snarl.
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MAC2322
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#34
I rarely get startled, but when I do I tend to go "Oh shit!" rather than just screaming.
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#35
I don't scream cos I'm 'ard as nails.
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#36
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I rarely get startled, but when I do I tend to go "Oh shit!" rather than just screaming.

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#39
No. Just a gasp and "oh my god" if I'm startled. But if someone tries to tickle me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8t25ePTlg

(minus the happiness)
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Nick92Slayer
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#40
If I get startled, its like a loud "uhhh"
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