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Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
10 IQ
#2
Dinosaur meat.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Nick92Slayer
Fully qualified wasteman
Join date: Mar 2011
10 IQ
#7
Either a nice pizza, some good spare ribs or a bowl of 5 day old excrement


I think I'd be more concerned on my last fap and drink tbh
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
Last edited by Nick92Slayer at Feb 7, 2013,
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#8
Never ending gobstopper.


lel
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


losing battle
UG's Trollestia
Join date: Feb 2007
250 IQ
#10
The presidents brain, a hot actress and a kilo of cocaine!
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
Last edited by losing battle at Feb 7, 2013,
Alex_WK
Registered User
Join date: Mar 2011
10 IQ
#11
Something from epic meal time, some sprytus vodka and some expensive cigars
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Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
180 IQ
#12
Quote by SwaggleyKubrick
Big ol bucket o spicy fried chikkin I reckon.

This, and collard greens.
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
170 IQ
#13
Food with weed in it. Laughing hysterically before a lethal injection?

Only the Joker could go down that way.
vIsIbleNoIsE
The Asian-Viking Paradox
Join date: Feb 2006
60 IQ
#16
Quote by captainsnazz
An infinitely large pizza


those don't exist - but an all-you-can-eat buffet does
Quote by archerygenious
Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#17
Lamb with a tomato-based sauce, a bottle of good '84 wine (because expensive wine), mashed potatoes, and a pea/carrot/broccoli mix.
LightxGrenade
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2008
80 IQ
#19
Appetizer: grilled octopus
Main Course: kobe beef steak porterhouse size, side of mashed plantains
Drink: gin and tonic
Dessert: One slice of cheese cake and a strawberry smoothy
Smoke: since I can't smoke blunts, one Newport cigarette

I'm assuming you can't ask for things one at a time so I'd probably ask for all of them at once and that's the order I'd eat/drink them in.
Last edited by LightxGrenade at Feb 7, 2013,
supersac
Tab Contributor
Join date: Aug 2009
93 IQ
#20
chicken wings
pepperoni meatball pizza
burger king whopper with cheese(first real merican burger i ate dont judge me)
some chili cheese fries
tacos de asada with salsa verde

alot of squirt and coke

a pack of smokes/some weed to smoke

and some pepto bismol

edit i almost forgot

one glass of tequila from my dads stash just one glass
Last edited by supersac at Feb 7, 2013,
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
Join date: Jul 2011
10 IQ
#21
Greek yogurt with honey and blueberries. Gotta eat light for that long trip to heaven.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
fifth harmony defense force assemble
supersac
Tab Contributor
Join date: Aug 2009
93 IQ
#23
Quote by ErikLensherr
Greek yogurt with honey and blueberries. Gotta eat light for that long trip to heaven.



if youre on death row i dont think heaven is where youre going
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#24
Quote by ErikLensherr
Greek yogurt with honey and blueberries. Gotta eat light for that long trip to heaven.

What if you eat heavy, what happens then? HUH?!
T00DEEPBLUE
Boba FRETT
Join date: Oct 2010
260 IQ
#25
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
What if you eat heavy, what happens then? HUH?!

As in, eating penis?
Quote by Axelfox
Please understand how little we as a community care
ErikLensherr
UnBanned
Join date: Jul 2011
10 IQ
#26
Quote by supersac
if youre on death row i dont think heaven is where youre going

If I'm on death row it's because I got Troy Davis'd by the Man.

Quote by crazysam23_Atax
What if you eat heavy, what happens then? HUH?!

You're all lethargic and show up to heaven feeling like shit obvs.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by EndTheRapture51
fifth harmony defense force assemble
Nameless742
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
112 IQ
#27
Probably a big roast dinner. With Beef, chicken, sausages, Onion rings, yorkshire puddings, veggies all that crap.
Cake and Custard for Desert.


Though I wouldn't find myself on death row on purpose.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
daytripper75
Hold mah diiiick!
Join date: Jun 2003
326 IQ
#28
Two dozen hot wings, a large order of french fries, and a six pack of beer (probably a mix and match six pack).


I don't need anything too fancy. I'm going to be executed. The meal isn't going to improve my mood all that much.
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#29
Quote by ErikLensherr
You're all lethargic and show up to heaven feeling like shit obvs.

I thought that's why St. Peter was there, to hand out pills to those who show up feeling like shit.
Lptubeking
Ug's Interpol Fan
Join date: Dec 2011
20 IQ
#30
simple.... the presidents penis, with a side of his wife's ovaries.
But I won't let you sit by
So call in the kids
Alone, you can't make amends
Now I won't let you sit by
But so call in the kids
Now that's enough with this f*cking incense
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Interpol - Mammoth
Last edited by Lptubeking at Feb 7, 2013,
Lptubeking
Ug's Interpol Fan
Join date: Dec 2011
20 IQ
#33
Quote by daytripper75
You might be gay.


well im on death row #yolo right?
But I won't let you sit by
So call in the kids
Alone, you can't make amends
Now I won't let you sit by
But so call in the kids
Now that's enough with this f*cking incense
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Interpol - Mammoth
sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
7,518 IQ
#36
Pizza

Or Tikka Masala (or other curry, but a spicy one, then when my rectum gives way when I'm dead, the executioner will wish he hadnt done it)
lefty-guitar
Big Olivia Wilde Fan
Join date: Mar 2004
10 IQ
#37
Homemade Lasagna, Ruth Chris' Steak/ Along with all the sides, Coke-a-Cola, Expensive vodka, The most amazing and expensive cigars, Olivia Wilde (Clearly), Panacotta, Cheesecake, Wings, Pizza, El Presidente Beer, all you can eat sushi, Poutine, Bacon, Maple syrup, Drink everything our of the Stanley Cup, and have Epic Meal time cook for me and Olivia Wilde
Jearl
yr bird.
Join date: Sep 2004
40 IQ
#39
Quote by supersac
chicken wings
pepperoni meatball pizza
burger king whopper with cheese(first real merican burger i ate dont judge me)
some chili cheese fries
tacos de asada with salsa verde

alot of squirt and coke

a pack of smokes/some weed to smoke

and some pepto bismol

edit i almost forgot

one glass of tequila from my dads stash just one glass


for some reason, this seems really meaningful.
supersac
Tab Contributor
Join date: Aug 2009
93 IQ
#40
Quote by Jearl
for some reason, this seems really meaningful.



it is

my dad has a stach left over when his grandfather used to make tequila
before he passed away he made the best he possibly could and gave some to my father
it is the best ive ever drank
he told me when i became a man ill get my own bottle(ive yet to receive this bottle btw)


i probably dont deserve a bottle if im on death row but id at least like to gave a glass of it
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