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Double Bacon Cheeseburger, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion Ring with beer cheese sauce inside the Ring, on a hot Pretzel bun. Oh and a blunt.

Or just a big ol' plate of penis.

Get them to love you, while they may depending on your words and wealth, the only one who's really judging you is yourself, nobody else.

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Human flesh
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....

Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.

I am not here to make you laugh, I'm here to make you horny.
If I'm going to the chair, I'd eat some rubber.

Loophole, bitches.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.

Listening to: Starbomb

Would a mermaid-human hybrid look like a mermaid, or a human?
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it is

my dad has a stach left over when his grandfather used to make tequila
before he passed away he made the best he possibly could and gave some to my father
it is the best ive ever drank
he told me when i became a man ill get my own bottle(ive yet to receive this bottle btw)

wow, that's a really touching story, man.

you don't usually hear that kind of story around here.
Appetizer: spicy calamari
Main Course: Spicy/blackened jambalaya with extra shrimp, all you can eat
Drink: Blantons single barrel bourbon
Dessert: Strawberry shortcake a la mode
Smoke: a nice earthy cigar, preferably one I have yet to try
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _

All you can eat buffet. My meal isn't over until I say it is.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -

Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
Like the worst spiciest mexican food with like DDDD grade meat and then some really raunchy ****in' curry tandoori whatever the **** indian food so that when I'd die, I'd ****in' void my ****in' bowels all over the ****in' place and the whole floor would be just mucked and it would be the grossest thing ever. Also, I'd try and get cholera or something so that whoever cleans my shit up gets it and dies by ****ing shitting themselves for a few weeks before they shrivel up.

Also, I'd probably throw in some really old oysters that have been sitting in the sun for ****ing hours and some random raw fish. Oh, also I'd have some eggs, lots and lots of eggs. So much eggs that the sulfur coming out of my ass will burn the skin right off their ****ing faces.

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