Combinations of things you could buy at Wal-Mart to creep out the cashier.

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Tempoe
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Join date: Oct 2008
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#1
Feel free to include a tub of Vaseline.
TunerAddict
Real Ass Nigga
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#5
Justin Bieber discography
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mtshark
is the bees knees
Join date: Jul 2009
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#7
Lube. Cucumber. Sandpaper. An illustrated Disney Princess book.
I pride myself on my humility.
COBHC145
Regrets fanboy username
Join date: Dec 2008
284 IQ
#9
Plan B and a wire coat hanger
Needs a new sig

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)v(egaFan90
donkey chains......
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#11
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Hydrofluoric Acid + Large Plastic bin


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Rawshik
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Join date: Oct 2010
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#13
A thread that hasn't been done a million times.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
MinterMan22
only smells
Join date: Nov 2007
763 IQ
#15
a plush doll + scissors

make sure to tell everyone how the scissors are to cut a hole in the doll for your penis
..::fat
lard::..
guns for hire
Bandwagon
Join date: Oct 2009
121 IQ
#16
Birthday candles, party balloons, children's themed birthday card (specified age preferable, younger the better), box of condoms.
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bobross
too drunk to ****
Join date: Oct 2005
275 IQ
#17
The first time I bought condoms (15 yo) I was at walmart and quite embarrassed, being the social snail that I was. I had thought that if I included something with them that would make the entire purchase strange, maybe I wouldn't get bugged about the rubbers or have to go into some awkward convo. I went with 3 different firearms magazines. 0 eye contact occurred
PRS Custom 24
Rivera KnuckleHead 55
Budda SuperDrive 30
Vox AC15C1
AeroRocker
I'm too old for this ****
Join date: Oct 2007
1,019 IQ
#18
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Six pack of beer
KY Jelly


Believable, yet totally creepy.
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LET'S GO BUCKS
NeedACoffee
Theres Blood In The Water
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121 IQ
#19
Shotty, single shell and a book on how to combat suicidal thoughts
Androidjoey
Registered User
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607 IQ
#21
Lube.
Ski mask.
Brillo pad.
Hedge trimmers.
Fishing rod AND BAIT AND TACKLE.
Bleach
hose.
dewormer.
A car battery and jumper cables vice grips and a massive humidifier.
lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#22
Large box of condoms.
6 furbys.
Bundle of bananas .
A pint of out of season eggnog.
Jesus candle.
shock collar.
childrens handcuffs.
a rubber chicken.
jar of clearance mayo.
Something to pass for a gimp suit.
flip cam to document exploits.
Fun weekend ahead <3
lordscrototurd
Banned
Join date: Feb 2013
11 IQ
#23
Quote by Androidjoey
Lube.
Ski mask.
Brillo pad.
Hedge trimmers.
Fishing rod AND BAIT AND TACKLE.
Bleach
hose.
dewormer.
A car battery and jumper cables vice grips and a massive humidifier.

Sounds like a regular Tuesday morning for me
Z0S07657
Algorjira
Join date: Feb 2008
1,439 IQ
#25
One time I went to the aisle where all the maxi pads and sanitary shit were where there were a bunch of girls around that were my age. My brother was half way down the aisle already and I said out loud: Hey how many adult diapers do you think we're going to need? The reaction was priceless.
DempseyPunk
go fly some kites
Join date: Jan 2009
1,175 IQ
#27
Donuts
Donut holes
super glue
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Arnthor
Registered User
Join date: Sep 2007
22 IQ
#28
Having work on a till, trust me all the cashier is thinking about is where the barcode on this thing? and when his/her next break is or when do they get to go home. They don't give a shit what you buy.
cptcomet
Band
Join date: Feb 2008
648 IQ
#29
Some lingerie, ky jelly and a Dora the Explorer dvd.
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Greenie_777
UG Newbie
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#31
Protip: The cashier either doesn't care or isn't even paying attention.
fail
Custom Mandy Moore avatar
Join date: Jan 2008
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#32
All of the dead fish that they never took care of. Say you're a medium and that the ghosts of the fish are telling you they want revenge and stuff.
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coco-loco
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#33
A stanley knife, a Smith and Wesson rifle, pliers, a staple gun, a chainsaw and

...cat food...
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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
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#34
Condoms, vaseline and a Tickle-Me Elmo.
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#35
Quote by TunerAddict
Justin Bieber discography


Can you really call it a discography? All i've seen on Twitter trending has been Believe, Believe 2.0 and Believe Acoustic.

When he manages to release an actual second album, maybe then it'd be a discography.
laid-to-waste
...BlTCH
Join date: Mar 2011
1,731 IQ
#39
lube and tissues.

after she/he gives you your receipt, walk away a bit, stop mid-walk, turn around, get your phone out, take a lot of pictures of the cashier, and then walk away.