Combinations of things you could buy at Wal-Mart to creep out the cashier.

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Justin Bieber discography
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
Lube. Cucumber. Sandpaper. An illustrated Disney Princess book.
I pride myself on my humility.
Plan B and a wire coat hanger
Needs a new sig

Scandanavian Metal > American Thrash/Groove> Everything Else

Jackson JS32T Kelly
Ibanez RG120
Boss Metal Zone
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Hydrofluoric Acid + Large Plastic bin

Oh dear god . Whatever you do, don't forget and put the body in the bath tub!!!
People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special place and burned - Sherlock Holmes

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

It's not like bullshit, more like poetry.
A thread that hasn't been done a million times.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
a plush doll + scissors

make sure to tell everyone how the scissors are to cut a hole in the doll for your penis

Birthday candles, party balloons, children's themed birthday card (specified age preferable, younger the better), box of condoms.
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I furiously masturbate on public transportation.
The first time I bought condoms (15 yo) I was at walmart and quite embarrassed, being the social snail that I was. I had thought that if I included something with them that would make the entire purchase strange, maybe I wouldn't get bugged about the rubbers or have to go into some awkward convo. I went with 3 different firearms magazines. 0 eye contact occurred
PRS Custom 24
Rivera KnuckleHead 55
Budda SuperDrive 30
Vox AC15C1
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Six pack of beer
KY Jelly

Believable, yet totally creepy.

Ski mask.
Brillo pad.
Hedge trimmers.
A car battery and jumper cables vice grips and a massive humidifier.
Large box of condoms.
6 furbys.
Bundle of bananas .
A pint of out of season eggnog.
Jesus candle.
shock collar.
childrens handcuffs.
a rubber chicken.
jar of clearance mayo.
Something to pass for a gimp suit.
flip cam to document exploits.
Fun weekend ahead <3
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Ski mask.
Brillo pad.
Hedge trimmers.
A car battery and jumper cables vice grips and a massive humidifier.

Sounds like a regular Tuesday morning for me
One time I went to the aisle where all the maxi pads and sanitary shit were where there were a bunch of girls around that were my age. My brother was half way down the aisle already and I said out loud: Hey how many adult diapers do you think we're going to need? The reaction was priceless.
Donut holes
super glue
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _

Having work on a till, trust me all the cashier is thinking about is where the barcode on this thing? and when his/her next break is or when do they get to go home. They don't give a shit what you buy.
Some lingerie, ky jelly and a Dora the Explorer dvd.
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Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
Go buy a new goldfish and an ass plug. They sell those at Walmart right? Itl look like your gonna fill up a bowl for the fish and plug it up so he dies of lack of oxygen.
All of the dead fish that they never took care of. Say you're a medium and that the ghosts of the fish are telling you they want revenge and stuff.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
A stanley knife, a Smith and Wesson rifle, pliers, a staple gun, a chainsaw and food...
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.

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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
Condoms, vaseline and a Tickle-Me Elmo.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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My name can actually be traced back to as early as the 1990s, it means "fuck off data miner"
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Justin Bieber discography

Can you really call it a discography? All i've seen on Twitter trending has been Believe, Believe 2.0 and Believe Acoustic.

When he manages to release an actual second album, maybe then it'd be a discography.
lube and tissues.

after she/he gives you your receipt, walk away a bit, stop mid-walk, turn around, get your phone out, take a lot of pictures of the cashier, and then walk away.
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