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macashmack
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#1
Excluding humans, because come on of course we are, what is the most dangerous animal in the world?
I would say the nile crocodile. Kills a lot of people.
smartalecG94
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#4
The rabid anteater. Did you know it's responsible for 90% of human and animal deaths in the world every day?


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#8
apparently mosquitos kill the most people of any animal or insect each year. for real tho i think a lion, or a bear. bears are big furry killing machines,
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rid_the_disease
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#11
I know a Hippopotamus is one of the most dangerous animals in Africa, so it must be up there.
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rid_the_disease
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#14
What if we rode horses and tamed them to be dangerous like bears?
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What if we mated with bears and spawned a new hybrid super-species.


ew.
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It would be half-man, half-bear.


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macashmack
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#19
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It would be half-man, half-bear.

Throw a pig in the mix.
Half man Half bear pig
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#20
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Throw a pig in the mix.
Half man Half bear pig


ew. south park.
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Quote by macashmack
Throw a pig in the mix.
Half man Half bear pig


Bear pig?That's ridiculous. It would be half bear, half man pig.
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#24
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Hippos.


hippos are cool.
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I say the Bull shark.

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#31



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#33
The northern white rhinoceros as the few remaining have twenty-four hour armed guards.

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#34
Quote by macashmack
I would say the nile crocodile. Kills a lot of people.

call that a croc? This is a croc http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile

anyway, the guy who said mozzies knows what up. Personally I'm going to go with the great white shark though, because **** those things



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#35
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That's awesome.

EDIT: For the rhino bodyguards.
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Mr.-Bungle
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#36
That's a crocodile eating another crocodile, just cause..

I love laughing at Hick American shows where they act like wrangling an aligator is dangerous work. Here in Aus, we have on average 20ft (average size, there are much bigger) long Crocodiles coming at us from every direction.

Always gotta keep a shotty on my back and my trusty boomarang in my hand out in the bush.
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#37
Those parasites that crawl up your urine stream and lay eggs in your penis basically raping you.


EDIT:
Seriously though it'd be some dinosaur

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Obsceneairwaves
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#39
Drop bears

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It's over simplified, So what!

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#40
limited to animals? mosquitos, no contest.