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#43
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#44
having been chased by one through the woods last summer, bears. You cant swim away, you cant run, you cant hide, you cant even climb a ****ing tree. If a bear wants you, well shit you need a miracle for him to not get you.
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#45
Surprised no one has said domestic cats yet.

Seriously, people love them and that's exactly what they want. You think you own your cat? You are wrong. Just wait.

Cats are assholes. No exceptions.
#46
Gorilla could beat a bear.

Actually I take that back.
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#47
Quote by bifteksupernova
apparently mosquitos kill the most people of any animal or insect each year. for real tho i think a lion, or a bear. bears are big furry killing machines,


This. Mosquitos are most definately responsible for the deaths of the most people, although in a straight fight a single mosquito wouldn't stand a chance against a single human.

In those respects, the most dangerous land animal would probably be a grizzly bear, infact the Kodiac grizzly is known as the joint largest bear in the world (along with the polar bear) and also the joint largest predator on land too, and lions and tigers really wouldn't last very long against the sheer brute force and power of large bears, but of grizzlys and polar bears, it's the grizzlys that are generaly considered to be the more aggressive of the two.

But that's just on land, in the sea neither a grizzly nor a polar bear would stand a chance against a killer whale or the largest predator on the planet, the sperm whale.
#49
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It would be half-man, half-bear.

Then it needs to plow a pig.

???

Profit

Edit: already posted, ants
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#50
The honey badger aims for the male's nut sack and has been known to go after lions!
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#52
I think snakes must be pretty dangerous. Considering you cant see them in the large grass or the jump out of trees. They are poisonous as hell.
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#53
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This. Mosquitos are most definately responsible for the deaths of the most people, although in a straight fight a single mosquito wouldn't stand a chance against a single human.

Strictly speaking though, the mosquito itself isn't dangerous, the disease it carries is.
#54
Quote by MadClownDisease
Strictly speaking though, the mosquito itself isn't dangerous, the disease it carries is.

Nor are sharks. but the death they carry is.
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#55
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Strictly speaking though, the mosquito itself isn't dangerous, the disease it carries is.

But not without the mosquito being present to transfer the disease from host to host. So I suppose we can say that the real danger lies in the symbiotic relationship between the mosquito and the disease.
#56
Quote by bifteksupernova
apparently mosquitos kill the most people of any animal or insect each year. for real tho i think a lion, or a bear. bears are big furry killing machines,

Well, not really. I mean the Malaria parasite kills the most people, so technically that is most deadly.
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#57
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having been chased by one through the woods last summer, bears. You cant swim away, you cant run, you cant hide, you cant even climb a ****ing tree. If a bear wants you, well shit you need a miracle for him to not get you.

yeah my money is going for a goddamn polar bear
#59
Quote by Thrashtastic15
yeah my money is going for a goddamn polar bear


As I mentioned earlier, Kodiac grizzlies are considered as roughly the same size as a polar bear and slightly more aggressive, which makes sense when you think about it.
The largest prey that a polar bear will ever tackle is a walrus, which, although it often has formidable tusks, is still pretty helpless when it's on land. The largest prey that a Grizzly will ever tackle is a something along the lines of a Bison, which are much bigger and more agile creatures than a walrus and far more formidable at defending themselves.
#60
No way. Grizzly's can just plain **** off if they decide the threat is not major. They can get confused/scared. If a Polar Bear decides he wants to take you on yr done, period. They are way more aggressive and vicious, especially towards humans (they will actively hunt humans whereas Grizzly's do not). Polar bears will track humans for long stretches of land in order to eat the shit out of you. If a Polar bear sees you he'll probably move towards you, whereas a Grizzly will usually go the other way.

Either way, why split hairs?

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/04/27/its_a_polar_bear_a_grizzly_no_its_a_grolar_bear_a_pizzly.html

There's the ticket.
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#61
Quote by Thrashtastic15
No way. Grizzly's can just plain **** off if they decide the threat is not major. They can get confused/scared. If a Polar Bear decides he wants to take you on yr done, period. They are way more aggressive and vicious, especially towards humans (they will actively hunt humans whereas Grizzly's do not). Polar bears will track humans for long stretches of land in order to eat the shit out of you. If a Polar bear sees you he'll probably move towards you, whereas a Grizzly will usually go the other way.


You can't define what is the most dangerous animal on the planet by considering how it handles something as relatively puny as a human. The point I'm making is that grizzlies have evolved to take down larger and more aggressive prey than a polar bear. Even though polar bears are considered to have decended from grizzlies, they have actualy lost a lot of the muscle mass that a grizzly has, including the 'hump' of muscle across it's shoulders.
#62
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What if we tamed bears and we rode them like horses?


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#63
Dangerously cute...


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#64
Jon Lajoie is the most dangerous animal known to man...
I don't think he can be called a human...
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#65
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Jon Lajoie is the most dangerous animal known to man...


Yeah i heard he's killed about 7...000 people.
#66
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Yeah i heard he's killed about 7...000 people.

He killed 007??? XD
#67
isnt the polar bear the only animal on earth that will actively hunt humans, and not just attack out of self-defense?
i thought i read that one time.

nevermind. just read that it's a myth.
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#68
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isnt the polar bear the only animal on earth that will actively hunt humans, and not just attack out of self-defense?
i thought i read that one time.

I don't thing that the polar bear would have humans as food (at least not intended by nature)... It's not the bears fault that we wanna be everywhere...
#69
If we're talking about most dangerous, then it's the Box Jellyfish without a doubt. You get stung by one of those motherfuckers, and you'll be praying for death. You're very likely to get it, too.
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#70
Bear... or any water predator since many land creatures can't breath under water. Like a shark. What the **** land creatures are doing in the ocean though, I don't know. Assuming we're not talking about dangerous to humans since there are none.
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#71
Quote by iHurricaneGTR
isnt the polar bear the only animal on earth that will actively hunt humans, and not just attack out of self-defense?
i thought i read that one time.

nevermind. just read that it's a myth.


I remember reading something like that too. Like, they're the only animal that will charge toward a human even while being shot or something. Really just a myth?
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#72
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
If we're talking about most dangerous, then it's the Box Jellyfish without a doubt. You get stung by one of those motherfuckers, and you'll be praying for death. You're very likely to get it, too.


****ing so true.

He's not just saying you'll pray for death, either. One of the side effects of their sting is the insurmountable feeling of impending doom. Seriously. Victims have begged their doctors to kill them and get it over with after being stung by a box jelly.
#73
Quote by Nickpocalypse
****ing so true.

He's not just saying you'll pray for death, either. One of the side effects of their sting is the insurmountable feeling of impending doom. Seriously. Victims have begged their doctors to kill them and get it over with after being stung by a box jelly.



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#75
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I remember reading something like that too. Like, they're the only animal that will charge toward a human even while being shot or something. Really just a myth?

well i did a quick google search and gathered that from the page previews, but the wikipedia page says this:
Unlike grizzly bears, polar bears are not territorial. Although stereotyped as being voraciously aggressive, they are normally cautious in confrontations, and often choose to escape rather than fight.[68] Satiated polar bears rarely attack humans unless severely provoked, whereas hungry polar bears are extremely unpredictable and are known to kill and sometimes eat humans.[61] Polar bears are stealth hunters, and the victim is often unaware of the bear's presence until the attack is underway.[69] Whereas brown bears often maul a person and then leave, polar bear attacks are more likely to be predatory and are almost always fatal.[69] However, due to the very small human population around the Arctic, such attacks are rare.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear#Behavior

basically, if they're hungry, they dont give a shit and will eat you. but since they're not territorial, they wont kill humans just because they're close to one.
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#76
Anyone know the amount of deaths humans cause to animals vs. animals cause to humans?
#77
how about wolves? on their own they aren't too dangerous, but when they hunt in packs as they usually do, they can take down most wild animals, even bears i believe
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#78
Quote by macashmack
Anyone know the amount of deaths humans cause to animals vs. animals cause to humans?

To be honest I think it's pretty rare for animals to kill humans really, especially in first world countries.

Then of course consider the number of animals killed daily by the meat industry alone and I think it's pretty clear which side kills more.
#79
Quote by MadClownDisease
To be honest I think it's pretty rare for animals to kill humans really, especially in first world countries.

Then of course consider the number of animals killed daily by the meat industry alone and I think it's pretty clear which side kills more.

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#80
Mosquitoes, not even a contest, they have indirectly killed like half of the humans that ever lived (malaria).