#1
I got you this because Crown Royal is delicious!
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#2
I was gonna do this after the episode


Happy birthday
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


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Void is a wanker that's why

#4
Decided to get you these
YESTERDAY, I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON...
#5
happy birthday! i didnt get you shit
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#7
Happy birthday!
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#9
Happy Birthday! I hate to think of this as one upping OP, but that's exactly what I'm doing, so I got you this:

Voted UG User of the Year 2015 & 2016
#10
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Next week is Reading Week (what my Uni calls Spring Break), so I plan on getting very hammered. I'll take a shot for you guys.

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Decided to get you these

Can't wait to put them on next week

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He's my favorite!!!

Happy birthday Scyther.



Your real gift is in the mail.

So close, I'm 25, not 24
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#11
Well I know you liked the game so I figured Leonard singing you happy birthday would be cool.
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#12
Quote by Andrea55
Well I know you liked the game so I figured Leonard singing you happy birthday would be cool.

I loved it.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
#13
happy birthday weirdo!


I got you a Giant Cat!



someone told me only weirdos like cats, and I was like, Purfect!
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#15
Happy birthday!
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#16
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happy birthday weirdo!


I got you a Giant Cat!



someone told me only weirdos like cats, and I was like, Purfect!

Weirdos do like cats. But Scyther prefers dogs over cats.

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I loved it.

You better have you sexy bastard. Lulz I dunno I'm high.
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