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#1
So what things have you done that are illegal and stuff?

Mine wouldn't be that bad, probably just vandalism and the whole internet piracy thing.
#2
Underage drinking

#rebel
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Underage drinking, weed, other stupid stuff....
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#5
There's too many shit versions of that Not a Cop twitter.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
Looking at porn underage, but I don't know if you can actually get in real trouble for that.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#7
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Looking at porn underage, but I don't know if you can actually get in real trouble for that.


Jesus Christ, I read that wrong to start with.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
I've done all the illegal things relative to somebody else. To another, I haven't done jack shit.
#10
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Jesus Christ, I read that wrong to start with.


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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#11
nothing.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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#12
I kicked this guy in the testicles a buncha times, he had it comin, makin fun of America he was but I shownt him who he don't **** with

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#15
Jaywalking, riding the bus not using the seat belt. Stole a Bionicle from a classmate when I was seven. Underage drinking.
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#16
Loitering, not paying taxes for online orders, cheating on tests. You know, badass motherfucker stuff.
#17
I once shot a man in Reno...
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#19
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Really guys..?



You did Admiral Ackbar? That's kind of... whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.
#21
Smoked weed once, stole a candy bar when I was young, tons of illegal downloads. Nothing too crazy
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#23
I went on /b/ and someone made a photo mosaic in the shape of Pedobear out of hundreds of CP pics.

I'm not sure if I should have been shocked or impressed
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#24
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I went on /b/ and someone made a photo mosaic in the shape of Pedobear out of hundreds of CP pics.

I'm not sure if I should have been shocked or impressed

So you're saying you've seen hundreds of CP pics.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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#25
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I once shot a man in Reno...



Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with guns?
#28
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So you're saying you've seen hundreds of CP pics.


So if it's a giant picture made of tons of pictures, does that make it one picture, or hundreds of pictures?
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#29
I went into an old factory with a couple friends one time, and they sword fought with really long fluorescent lights and smashed in a vintage car windshield. I thought the first thing was funny but the second I was like, "Ok, this is going somewhere bad" lol.

Eventually someone across the street heard the crashing and called the cops, and one walked in and busted us. One friend and myself never damaged anything, so we got to walk back to my house, while the other two were taken to the jail to be chastised. It was a big deal at the time. I think that was my freshman year of highschool, or maybe even 8th grade.

I pretended that my mom never found out, but there's no way she couldn't have.

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I stole a little eraser from my Kindergarten teacher once, and I cried about it that night. My dad said that janitors from the school went into his store all the time and he'd give it back to them, so I felt a little better.
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#30
I once stole like 8 lego bricks from my first school and I felt awful.

Also I once stole a car magazine from Costcutters when I was like 13 b/c peer pressure. Then I felt awful

Oh, underage drinking and drugs, and viewing porn underage.
#31
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Really guys..?

*It's a trap*

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TS is a cop.

Hi guys! Where can I get a job like yours to watch other folks in secrecy? I know the drug-thread has been around for years and not one of the regulars has had an infraction brought upon them by the law for everything they've spilled, but it still sounds neato!

See... we're afraid of "the MAN"; some imaginary evil doer that spends all of his time trying to control our insignificant lives, via a Russian-based guitar forum.
#32
I buy food from the store and resale it at school (selling isn't allowed at my school) for more money. Badass.jpg
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#33
me and some friends stole a traffic cone recently

in addition to that me
(and certain items, with help from my friends) have stolen :

a fire extinguisher
several signs (from school or otherwise)
a guitar amp (guy who owned it was a twat)
a foam imitation eiffel tower
a mannequin hand
a piece of lego
a Boss SD1 (gave it back eventually)
a Floor Tom
a stage light thing? (idk what it really is)
a lot of those foam things you put on microphones
a long ass guitar jack (was an accident really)
numerous picks
aaand a small collection of manga

there's more but I can't remember

oh and thousands of songs from the internet yarrr

...actually **** writing this down I feel like a kleptomaniac. Wat do
#34
Oh, I stole a megaphone from my last job.

Those pricks were never going to use it.
#37
Buying pirated PS2 games.
Illegal music downloads.
Building secret dirt jumps in the woods which is city property.
Sticking gum underneath desks...
Oh yeah, I'm such a badass.
#38
I stole 3 packs of Yugioh cards from a flea market when I was 7 or 8. Turns out they were all fake, so I pretty much did a favour getting illicit merchandise off the market.
#39
Shoplifting, illegal downloading, watching beastiality porn, littering.
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