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LostLegion
32CSM
Join date: Oct 2010
2,216 IQ
#1
So what things have you done that are illegal and stuff?

Mine wouldn't be that bad, probably just vandalism and the whole internet piracy thing.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#2
Underage drinking

#rebel
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


adamgur96
Not caring no more
Join date: Apr 2011
865 IQ
#3
Underage drinking, weed, other stupid stuff....
I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
Quote by Gantz92
Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
Quote by Nelsean
I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#5
There's too many shit versions of that Not a Cop twitter.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#6
Looking at porn underage, but I don't know if you can actually get in real trouble for that.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
731 IQ
#7
Quote by theogonia777
Looking at porn underage, but I don't know if you can actually get in real trouble for that.


Jesus Christ, I read that wrong to start with.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Woffelz
Mmmm...donuts...
Join date: Apr 2009
3,342 IQ
#8
Rubbed one out in a park once.
Woffelz

Twitter
Youtube
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Ibanez RG2550Z
Ibanez SRX430
Alesis Core 1
GR5/ReValver 4

I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
Zaphikh
Custom User Title
Join date: May 2009
126 IQ
#9
I've done all the illegal things relative to somebody else. To another, I haven't done jack shit.
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#10
Quote by Trowzaa
Jesus Christ, I read that wrong to start with.


Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
iHurricaneGTR
Big Gumbo Jones
Join date: Aug 2011
70 IQ
#11
nothing.
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#12
I kicked this guy in the testicles a buncha times, he had it comin, makin fun of America he was but I shownt him who he don't **** with

Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
AtaBorMan
UG's reclusive wanker
Join date: Jul 2009
480 IQ
#15
Jaywalking, riding the bus not using the seat belt. Stole a Bionicle from a classmate when I was seven. Underage drinking.
Quote by Todd Hart
Shooting your friends with a real gun is a definite faux pas.

Quote by mystical_1
Professor Plum in the Studio with a new Amp

Quote by snipelfritz
If only I were the only one at home right now. I don't need my parents asking who Mr. Wiggles is.
Skullivan
EG Fan aka Bandwagoner
Join date: Jun 2010
1,556 IQ
#16
Loitering, not paying taxes for online orders, cheating on tests. You know, badass motherfucker stuff.
mullet1337
A Man A Plan
Join date: Feb 2007
131 IQ
#17
I once shot a man in Reno...
Spin round carousel
When your horse isn't screwed in

I II III VI:1 VI:2
theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,141 IQ
#19
Quote by edmodo23
Really guys..?



You did Admiral Ackbar? That's kind of... whatever floats your boat, I guess.
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


Quote by Arby911
Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please. This as well.
ESPLTDV401DX
hey fam
Join date: Jul 2009
351 IQ
#21
Smoked weed once, stole a candy bar when I was young, tons of illegal downloads. Nothing too crazy
e-married to Jack (bladez)
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#23
I went on /b/ and someone made a photo mosaic in the shape of Pedobear out of hundreds of CP pics.

I'm not sure if I should have been shocked or impressed
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
238 IQ
#24
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
I went on /b/ and someone made a photo mosaic in the shape of Pedobear out of hundreds of CP pics.

I'm not sure if I should have been shocked or impressed

So you're saying you've seen hundreds of CP pics.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
derek8520
Registered User
Join date: May 2012
328 IQ
#25
Quote by mullet1337
I once shot a man in Reno...



Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with guns?
Horsedick.MPEG
Dot MPEG
Join date: Jan 2010
770 IQ
#28
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
So you're saying you've seen hundreds of CP pics.


So if it's a giant picture made of tons of pictures, does that make it one picture, or hundreds of pictures?
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#29
I went into an old factory with a couple friends one time, and they sword fought with really long fluorescent lights and smashed in a vintage car windshield. I thought the first thing was funny but the second I was like, "Ok, this is going somewhere bad" lol.

Eventually someone across the street heard the crashing and called the cops, and one walked in and busted us. One friend and myself never damaged anything, so we got to walk back to my house, while the other two were taken to the jail to be chastised. It was a big deal at the time. I think that was my freshman year of highschool, or maybe even 8th grade.

I pretended that my mom never found out, but there's no way she couldn't have.

Quote by whoomit
I once stole like 8 lego bricks from my first school and I felt awful.

I stole a little eraser from my Kindergarten teacher once, and I cried about it that night. My dad said that janitors from the school went into his store all the time and he'd give it back to them, so I felt a little better.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Feb 10, 2013,
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#30
I once stole like 8 lego bricks from my first school and I felt awful.

Also I once stole a car magazine from Costcutters when I was like 13 b/c peer pressure. Then I felt awful

Oh, underage drinking and drugs, and viewing porn underage.
Zaphikh
Custom User Title
Join date: May 2009
126 IQ
#31
Quote by edmodo23
Really guys..?

*It's a trap*

Quote by gunsnroses#1
TS is a cop.

Hi guys! Where can I get a job like yours to watch other folks in secrecy? I know the drug-thread has been around for years and not one of the regulars has had an infraction brought upon them by the law for everything they've spilled, but it still sounds neato!

See... we're afraid of "the MAN"; some imaginary evil doer that spends all of his time trying to control our insignificant lives, via a Russian-based guitar forum.
Trizek
Jedi Master
Join date: Aug 2011
240 IQ
#32
I buy food from the store and resale it at school (selling isn't allowed at my school) for more money. Badass.jpg
Trust me, I'm a Jedi.

Quote by Minkaro
You must control your use of the force, young Trizek.
Cheesepuff
i <3 you
Join date: Mar 2006
2,386 IQ
#33
me and some friends stole a traffic cone recently

in addition to that me
(and certain items, with help from my friends) have stolen :

a fire extinguisher
several signs (from school or otherwise)
a guitar amp (guy who owned it was a twat)
a foam imitation eiffel tower
a mannequin hand
a piece of lego
a Boss SD1 (gave it back eventually)
a Floor Tom
a stage light thing? (idk what it really is)
a lot of those foam things you put on microphones
a long ass guitar jack (was an accident really)
numerous picks
aaand a small collection of manga

there's more but I can't remember

oh and thousands of songs from the internet yarrr

...actually **** writing this down I feel like a kleptomaniac. Wat do
whoomit
Join date: Jul 2006
1,492 IQ
#34
Oh, I stole a megaphone from my last job.

Those pricks were never going to use it.
Do Re Mi
Johnny
Join date: Dec 2006
632 IQ
#35
Sooooooooo much shoplifting.
It's a process, not an event.
Todd Hart
Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join date: Sep 2009
153 IQ
#36
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
jonlambofgod666
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2008
10 IQ
#37
Buying pirated PS2 games.
Illegal music downloads.
Building secret dirt jumps in the woods which is city property.
Sticking gum underneath desks...
Oh yeah, I'm such a badass.
zdh
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2007
45 IQ
#38
I stole 3 packs of Yugioh cards from a flea market when I was 7 or 8. Turns out they were all fake, so I pretty much did a favour getting illicit merchandise off the market.
Gantz92
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2012
108 IQ
#39
Shoplifting, illegal downloading, watching beastiality porn, littering.